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Date : 01/08/2019 Duedate: 01/21/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 192
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 834 568 4 59.5 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 326 435 6 42.8
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 411 328 3 55.6 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 DEADLINE 20/432 20 18 1 52.6 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 114 143 3 44.4 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 11 20 1 35.5
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
We had thirteen fights today, five challenges, no avoids, three stand-ins.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (44-49-2,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE
(18-10034) (62-49-0,197) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Despite losing this fight, Sye the
Bearded is our leading Striker.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (44-50-2,171) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (54-50-0,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA lost to HARD KNOCKS in an action
packed 2 minute brutal Challenge battle. Inigo Montoya is top Slasher, while Hard
Knocks is the most formidable Aimed Blow. Hard Knocks was our most challenged this
turn.
DERAFF (35-4777) (21-16-2,116) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (26-
18-0,137) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DERAFF overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute mismatched
Challenge duel.
QUICK (81-2926) (22-17-1,68) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876)
(32-57-1,17) of BASH BROS TIRES. QUICK devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight. In spite of losing, Mr Right Handed is the top Parry-Strike.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (21-14-3,66) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (48-88-0,86) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. BARNABUS CROW narrowly defeated I'M POWERLESS
in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MOD COD (55-2638) (306-199-4,311) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (123-
99-0,232) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-
sided Title struggle. So, Mod Cod is Champion of the Horn, top Lunger, and overall
popularity leader. Jello Knuckles is our best Total Parry.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (150-100-1,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL
(81-113) (53-45-0,198) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. 1977 AMC MATADOR handily defeated BURM
WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute uneven fight. The Matador is our leading Wall of Steel.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (59-46-2,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(58-70-2,179) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a
popular 1 minute uneven duel. Tantrum Yoga is top Parry-Lunge, Dirty Diapers is top
Basher.
BEDDER (18-10043) (91-115-4,201) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (43-43-
3,164) of DEADLINE. BEDDER was unbelievably bested by RAYNER in a popular 1 minute
duel. And the victorious Rayner is our top Parry-Riposte.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (120-90-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-
29) (0-0-0,200). THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven
match.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (32-27-2,137) of BIG LAKE PURE fought ZORRO, THE GAY
BLADE (107-8) (0-0-0,110). RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was savagely defeated by ZORRO, THE
GAY BLADE in an 8 minute fight.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (24-19-2,92) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CHILD SMASHER (81-2941)
(21-16-3,90) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. JEDI YETI viciously subdued CHILD SMASHER in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict. Jedi Yeti was voted this turn's favorite fighter.
SOWER MOOD (81-2942) (19-18-1,73) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,30). SOWER MOOD was demolished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided
brawl. Poor Mr. Mood was voted this turn's least favorite. Huh. Actually, I've
heard the Rirorni Soldier is a pretty tough opponent.
Well, that's all I've got for you. Time to hide from my nurse. I hate those meds.
Bye!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 307 199 4 334 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 151 100 1 230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 121 90 1 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 60 46 2 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 123 100 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 63 49 0 209 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 53 46 0 202 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 50 2 192 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 44 43 3 188 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 55 50 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 91 116 4 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 58 71 2 178 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 51 2 170 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DERAFF 35-4777 22 16 2 142 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 32 28 2 119 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 26 19 0 118 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 25 19 2 102 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 21 17 3 89 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 22 14 3 82 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 89 0 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
QUICK 81-2926 23 17 1 70 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-GRAVEBORN PALADIN 20-604 19 8 1 66 PHANTOM REGIMENT (433) SEAM
SOWER MOOD 81-2942 19 19 1 41 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 58 1 22 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
INIGO MONTOYA lost to HARD KNOCKS in a action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge battle.
DERAFF overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
QUICK devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW narrowly defeated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
1977 AMC MATADOR handily defeated BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by RAYNER in a popular 1 minute duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven match.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was savagely defeated by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 8 minute fight.
JEDI YETI viciously subdued CHILD SMASHER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
SOWER MOOD was demolished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 9 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 12 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 22 - 1 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 192 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 307 199 4 334 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 151 100 1 230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 60 46 2 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 123 100 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 50 2 192 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 44 43 3 188 DEADLINE (432)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 55 50 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 58 71 2 178 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 51 2 170 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 58 1 22 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS
42-4555, DERAFF 35-4777, BEDDER 18-10043, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MOD COD 55-2638,
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, TANTRUM
YOGA 42-4563, and RAYNER 20-182.
The least popular fighter this week was SOWER MOOD 81-2942. The other ten least
popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MR RIGHT HANDED
72-6876, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, QUICK 81-2926, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and CHILD SMASHER 81-2941.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 4 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 63 49 0 209 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 44 43 3 188 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 32 28 2 119 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 51 2 170 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 22 16 2 142 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 58 71 2 178 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 151 100 1 230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 307 199 4 334 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 89 0 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 58 1 22 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 53 46 0 202 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE