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Date : 01/22/2019 Duedate: 02/04/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 193
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 840 570 4 59.6 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 328 436 6 42.9
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 412 328 3 55.7 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 DEADLINE 20/432 20 19 1 51.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 116 149 3 43.8 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 11 22 1 33.3
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello there!
Olaf Modeen here, again. There were thirteen fights in Storm Rock today, two
challenges, no deaths, and two stand-ins.
DERAFF (35-4777) (22-16-2,142) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (58-
71-2,178) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. DERAFF was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. Mr. Diapers is still our leading Basher.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (22-14-3,82) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged CHILD SMASHER (81-
2941) (21-17-3,89) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by CHILD
SMASHER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MOD COD (55-2638) (307-199-4,334) of RHYME TYME fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (60-46-
2,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched
Title duel. So Mod Cod is still top Lunger and, of course, Champion of the Horn.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (151-100-1,230) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED
(81-801) (44-50-2,192) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. 1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE
THE BEARDED in a popular 4 minute fight. Aha -- top Wall of Steel, top Striker. Good
fight too.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (63-49-0,209) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (44-
43-3,188) of DEADLINE. CHATROOMMATE devastated RAYNER in a popular 3 minute bloody
uneven brawl. Top Parry-Lunge, top Parry-Riposte.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (123-100-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (53-46-0,202) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in
a popular 8 minute mismatched brawl. Mr. Knuckles is top Total Parry. And eight
minute fight, but it was popular, and Jello Knuckles is this turn's most popular
fighter.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (55-50-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054)
(44-51-2,170) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. HARD KNOCKS vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in an action
packed 1 minute uneven duel. Top Aimed Blow, top Slasher.
BEDDER (18-10043) (91-116-4,178) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (32-28-2,119) of BIG LAKE PURE. BEDDER overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a
popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (25-19-2,102) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(107-8) (0-0-0,110). JEDI YETI beat ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a popular 4 minute melee.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (26-19-0,118) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6)
(0-0-0,130). BALDING GRAY was overpowered by CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute one-sided
match.
SOWER MOOD (81-2942) (19-19-1,41) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(48-89-0,73) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SOWER MOOD handily defeated I'M POWERLESS in a 1
minute one-sided contest. Hmm, I'm Powerless is the least popular this turn. No one
thought he should have lost that fight, or lost it so quickly.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (23-16-0,85) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED
(72-6876) (32-58-1,22) of BASH BROS TIRES. THE LEPER'S HAND was demolished by MR
RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
QUICK (81-2926) (23-17-1,70) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50).
QUICK was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 5 minute uneven fight.
I should offer some sage advice at this point. In a bar or restaurant, always sit
with your back to the wall, eh? Preferable the rear wall, near the kitchen door, so
you can duck out the back if trouble starts.
That's all I've got. I know it, so I'm stopping. So much more alert now since I'm
off my meds. Bye now!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 308 199 4 352 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 152 100 1 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 124 100 0 227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 121 90 1 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 64 49 0 220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 60 47 2 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 51 2 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 53 47 0 199 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 56 50 0 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 44 44 3 185 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 71 2 182 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 92 116 4 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 52 2 166 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DERAFF 35-4777 22 17 2 141 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 32 29 2 124 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
JEDI YETI 18-10860 26 19 2 114 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 26 20 0 111 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 22 17 3 100 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 22 15 3 75 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 58 1 71 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SOWER MOOD 81-2942 20 19 1 67 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-NUTBOLT LARRY 20-612 15 8 1 54 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
QUICK 81-2926 23 18 1 51 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 90 0 47 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 23 17 0 44 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DERAFF was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by CHILD SMASHER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MOD COD overpowered TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 4 minute fight.
CHATROOMMATE devastated RAYNER in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a popular 8 minute mismatched brawl.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
BEDDER overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
JEDI YETI beat ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a popular 4 minute melee.
BALDING GRAY was overpowered by CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SOWER MOOD handily defeated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE LEPER'S HAND was demolished by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
QUICK was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 5 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 13 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 22 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 193 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 308 199 4 352 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 152 100 1 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 124 100 0 227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 64 49 0 220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 51 2 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 56 50 0 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 44 44 3 185 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 71 2 182 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 52 2 166 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 58 1 71 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BEDDER 18-10043, JEDI YETI
18-10860, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555,
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941, and MOD COD 55-2638.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, INIGO MONTOYA
33-8054, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, DERAFF 35-4777, SOWER MOOD 81-2942, RESTRAINED
CONTEMPT 28-5472, RAYNER 20-182, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and QUICK 81-2926.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 3 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 4 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 64 49 0 220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 44 44 3 185 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 32 29 2 124 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 52 2 166 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 22 17 2 141 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 71 2 182 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 152 100 1 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 308 199 4 352 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 90 0 47 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 58 1 71 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 51 2 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
ODOBAN (47-7715) ERRATA! (760)
WREN (82-18987) TWISTED OAK (2929)
*RJ (82-41763) THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)
DREW BURY MORE (82-55150) STREET WALKERS 8 (9312)
KISS MY... (84-26804) BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)
BIG IN JAPAN (84-29457) KAOS 11-21 (4614)
HARV (84-29648) TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)
MARSHALL (84-35564) THIRSTY THUGS 1327 (6222)
JIMMY JON (84-35711) THIRSTY THUGS 0512 (6251)
BINGO BASHER (84-36834) NAMED BY MARK V (6439)
NAKED RAYGUN (84-54748) CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes
BLOODGAMES at the WINTER FACE-TO-FACE
Congratulations to the winners of the Winter 2019 Bloodgames!
We held two Bloodgames arenas at the Winter Face to Face:
FTF-Style (DM 96): for Face-to-Face attendees, with turn-by-turn strategies
Mail-in-Style (DM 97): for all managers, with one strategy for all ten rounds
Each manager's Bloodgames team had ten warriors, one of each style, all attributes
according to the manager's desire (84 points total). After ten rounds of brutal
battles, the Bloodgames Champions are the living warriors with the greatest number
of kills (only one of each style in each arena). These champions have been granted
immortality and advanced to ADM! The winners were:
DM 96
Slasher: GEORGE WAHLEN of MEDAL OF HONOR 29 96-6436, 8-2-5
Parry-Lunge: IMA PLUNGER of WIRA TEAM 96-6399, 8-2-5
Striker: HOMINY of CORN DOGS 96-6775, 8-2-4
DM 97
Wall-of-Steel: GET MARRIED of GAMBLING 2 97-7204, 8-2-5
Striker: HIAWATHA of KHOR'S INDIGENOUS 97-7160 10-0-4
Aimed Blow: TRIUMPH of CANADIAN CLASSICS 97-7395 6-4-4
Congratulations to the winners! -- RSI