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Date : 02/05/2019 Duedate: 02/18/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 194
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 845 573 4 59.6 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 328 439 6 42.8
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 412 329 3 55.6 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 DEADLINE 20/432 20 20 1 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 121 152 3 44.3 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 12 22 1 35.3
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Aha!
Well well, here we are again, still alive despite the cold. Although it's nowhere
near as cold as it was when I was a boy. My mother used to send me to market, uphill
going out and coming home, through snow that was higher than my head.
The fights in Storm Rock today were not entirely dismal.
We all like Mod Cod, but he was no match for Jello Knuckles. MOD COD (55-2638) (308-
199-4,352) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (124-100-0,227) of COLOR ME
SUAVE. MOD COD was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
Knuckles is top TP, the Cod is top Lunger. So Jello Knuckles is now our Champion of
the Horn.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (64-49-0,220) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (44-
44-3,185) of DEADLINE. CHATROOMMATE demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
Stylemasters on parade! Top Parry-Lunge, top Parry-Riposte. Rayner is this turn's
least popular gladiator. Ouch. I would hate to be unpopular, but luckily, I am well
loved.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (152-100-1,234) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED
(81-801) (44-51-2,205) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. 1977 AMC MATADOR defeated SYE THE
BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel. Top Waste, top Striker, all interesting.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (56-50-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113)
(53-47-0,199) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. HARD KNOCKS was bested by BURM WOLFSNARL in a
popular 5 minute brutal fight. Hard Knocks is the best Aimed Blow. The only one?
I'm not sure.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (60-47-2,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24)
(0-0-0,181). TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 2 minute
gory brawl. It was a pretty good fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (59-71-2,182) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BEDDER (18-10043)
(92-116-4,180) of CENTER FOR OLDS. DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by BEDDER in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. Dirty Diapers is top Basher, and Bedder is the
overall popularity leader. Wow! He took that title from Mod Cod. I didn't think
that would ever happen.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (44-52-2,166) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (26-20-0,111) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated BALDING GRAY in
a 2 minute uneven melee. Montoya is top Slasher. Is it true what I heard -- did
somebody kill his father?
DERAFF (35-4777) (22-17-2,141) of HOUSE JHEREG fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472)
(32-29-2,124) of BIG LAKE PURE. DERAFF viciously subdued RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a
popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (26-19-2,114) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CHILD SMASHER (81-2941)
(22-17-3,100) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. JEDI YETI lost to CHILD SMASHER in a popular 5
minute brutal fight. Jedi Yeti was voted this turn's favorite fighter.
SOWER MOOD (81-2942) (20-19-1,67) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-
0,50). SOWER MOOD was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (23-17-0,44) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED
(72-6876) (33-58-1,71) of BASH BROS TIRES. THE LEPER'S HAND demolished MR RIGHT
HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched match. Mr Right Handed is our leading Parry-Strike.
QUICK (81-2926) (23-18-1,51) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (48-
90-0,47) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. QUICK bested I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute battle.
It's good to be a spy reporter assigned to an arena. I don't have to go out in the
storm tonight, I can hand my report to a messenger and stay home, warming my toes at
the hearth.
*waves cheerfully*
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 125 100 0 293 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 153 100 1 240 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 65 49 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 121 90 1 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 61 47 2 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 52 2 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 54 47 0 208 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
MOD COD 55-2638 308 200 4 196 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
BEDDER 18-10043 93 116 4 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 56 51 0 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 44 45 3 183 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 72 2 172 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 45 52 2 168 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DERAFF 35-4777 23 17 2 147 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 32 30 2 125 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 23 17 3 119 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 26 21 0 115 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 26 20 2 107 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JHERI BLOOMERS 8-5643 23 22 4 95 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DWIMORBERG 20-576 22 14 0 80 PHANTOM REGIMENT (433) SEAM
-BARNABUS CROW 20-501 22 15 3 75 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 24 17 0 69 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-LOCARE 43-5216 19 6 2 65 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
QUICK 81-2926 24 18 1 56 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-NUTBOLT LARRY 20-612 15 8 1 54 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 59 1 49 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SOWER MOOD 81-2942 20 20 1 48 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 91 0 45 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR defeated SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
HARD KNOCKS was bested by BURM WOLFSNARL in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by BEDDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute uneven melee.
DERAFF viciously subdued RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
JEDI YETI lost to CHILD SMASHER in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
SOWER MOOD was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
THE LEPER'S HAND demolished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched match.
QUICK bested I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 13 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 22 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 194 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 125 100 0 293 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 153 100 1 240 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 65 49 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 52 2 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 308 200 4 196 RHYME TYME (385)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 56 51 0 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 44 45 3 183 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 72 2 172 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 45 52 2 168 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 59 1 49 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS
42-4555, CHILD SMASHER 81-2941, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, DERAFF 35-4777, SYE THE
BEARDED 81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BEDDER 18-10043, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, INIGO
MONTOYA 33-8054, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was RAYNER 20-182. The other ten least popular
fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SOWER MOOD 81-2942,
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MOD COD 55-2638, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, QUICK 81-2926,
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 65 49 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 44 45 3 183 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 32 30 2 125 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 45 52 2 168 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 23 17 2 147 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 72 2 172 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 125 100 0 293 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 308 200 4 196 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 91 0 45 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 59 1 49 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 52 2 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE