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Date : 02/19/2019 Duedate: 03/04/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 195
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 849 577 4 59.5 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 328 442 6 42.6
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 413 329 3 55.7 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 DEADLINE 20/432 20 21 1 48.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 126 155 4 44.8 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 14 22 1 38.9
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
We had an unlucky 13 fights in Storm Rock today, no challenges, no avoids, 3 stand-
ins, and one death.
The one who died was I'm Powerless. QUICK (81-2926) (24-18-1,56) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION
fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (48-91-0,45) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. QUICK executed I'M
POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
Here's the Title fight. JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (125-100-0,293) of COLOR ME SUAVE
fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (44-52-2,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. JELLO KNUCKLES
devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Mr. Knuckles is
Champion of the Horn and top Total Parry.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (65-49-0,227) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(308-200-4,196) of RHYME TYME. CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute
uneven battle. Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge. Mod Cod is top Lunger and overall
popularity leader.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (61-47-2,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,220). TANTRUM YOGA was subdued by GOJIRO in an action packed 1 minute fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (153-100-1,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27)
(0-0-0,200). 1977 AMC MATADOR bested TELGOR in a popular 2 minute contest. The
Matador is our top Wall of Steel.
BEDDER (18-10043) (93-116-4,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (44-45-
3,183) of DEADLINE. BEDDER overpowered RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome
mismatched match. Bedder is top Striker, while Rayner is our best Parry-Riposte.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (56-51-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-
0-0,181). HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 2 minute bloody
struggle. Hard Knocks is the leading Aimed Blow, and this turn's favorite fighter.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (54-47-0,208) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (59-72-2,172) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated DIRTY
DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven fight. Dirty Diapers is our top Basher.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (45-52-2,168) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought JEDI YETI (18-10860)
(26-20-2,107) of CENTER FOR OLDS. INIGO MONTOYA vanquished JEDI YETI in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Mr. Montoya is top Slasher. The Yeti was voted this turn's least
favorite fighter.
DERAFF (35-4777) (23-17-2,147) of HOUSE JHEREG fought CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (23-17-
3,119) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. DERAFF vanquished CHILD SMASHER in a popular 1 minute
brutal one-sided duel.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (26-21-0,115) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (32-30-2,125) of BIG LAKE PURE. BALDING GRAY slimly lost to RESTRAINED CONTEMPT
in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (22-15-3,75) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought SOWER MOOD (81-2942)
(20-20-1,48) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BARNABUS CROW demolished SOWER MOOD in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (24-17-0,69) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED
(72-6876) (33-59-1,49) of BASH BROS TIRES. THE LEPER'S HAND demolished MR RIGHT
HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched match. Mr. Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.
Time to sit in front of the fire with a nice hot cocoa.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 126 100 0 303 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 154 100 1 246 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 309 200 4 217 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 55 47 0 212 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 65 50 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BEDDER 18-10043 94 116 4 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 57 51 0 199 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 53 2 197 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 61 48 2 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 44 46 3 176 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 73 2 171 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 46 52 2 170 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 24 17 2 156 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 33 30 2 131 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 23 18 3 118 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 26 22 0 117 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 26 21 2 112 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JHERI BLOOMERS 8-5643 23 22 4 95 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DWIMORBERG 20-576 22 14 0 80 PHANTOM REGIMENT (433) SEAM
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 23 15 3 79 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 25 17 0 74 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
QUICK 81-2926 25 18 2 69 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-LOCARE 43-5216 19 6 2 65 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
SOWER MOOD 81-2942 20 21 1 47 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 60 1 46 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 92 0 40 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 92 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375 QUICK 81-2926 195
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven battle.
TANTRUM YOGA was subdued by GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR bested TELGOR in a popular 2 minute contest.
BEDDER overpowered RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
INIGO MONTOYA vanquished JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DERAFF vanquished CHILD SMASHER in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BALDING GRAY slimly lost to RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
BARNABUS CROW demolished SOWER MOOD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE LEPER'S HAND demolished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched match.
QUICK executed I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 13 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 23 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 195 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 126 100 0 303 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 154 100 1 246 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 309 200 4 217 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 65 50 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 94 116 4 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 57 51 0 199 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 44 46 3 176 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 73 2 171 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 46 52 2 170 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 60 1 46 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 18-10043,
DERAFF 35-4777, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, QUICK 81-2926, MOD COD 55-2638, BARNABUS CROW 20-501,
and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The other ten least
popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, MR RIGHT HANDED
72-6876, SOWER MOOD 81-2942, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, CHILD
SMASHER 81-2941, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and RAYNER 20-182.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 3 1
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 65 50 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 44 46 3 176 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 33 30 2 131 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 46 52 2 170 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 24 17 2 156 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 73 2 171 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 126 100 0 303 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 309 200 4 217 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 92 0 40 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 60 1 46 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 55 47 0 212 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
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