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Date   : 02/19/2019    Duedate: 03/04/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 195

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  849  577   4 59.5      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  328  442   6 42.6
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    413  329   3 55.7      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 DEADLINE 20/432       20   21   1 48.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  126  155   4 44.8    6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426   14   22   1 38.9
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

We had an unlucky 13 fights in Storm Rock today, no challenges, no avoids, 3 stand-
ins, and one death.

The one who died was I'm Powerless.  QUICK (81-2926) (24-18-1,56) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION 
fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (48-91-0,45) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  QUICK executed I'M 
POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.

Here's the Title fight.  JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (125-100-0,293) of COLOR ME SUAVE 
fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (44-52-2,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  JELLO KNUCKLES 
devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Mr. Knuckles is 
Champion of the Horn and top Total Parry.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (65-49-0,227) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(308-200-4,196) of RHYME TYME.  CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute 
uneven battle.  Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge.  Mod Cod is top Lunger and overall 
popularity leader.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (61-47-2,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,220).  TANTRUM YOGA was subdued by GOJIRO in an action packed 1 minute fight.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (153-100-1,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) 
(0-0-0,200).  1977 AMC MATADOR bested TELGOR in a popular 2 minute contest.  The 
Matador is our top Wall of Steel.

BEDDER (18-10043) (93-116-4,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (44-45-
3,183) of DEADLINE.  BEDDER overpowered RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome 
mismatched match.  Bedder is top Striker, while Rayner is our best Parry-Riposte.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (56-51-0,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-
0-0,181).  HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 2 minute bloody 
struggle.  Hard Knocks is the leading Aimed Blow, and this turn's favorite fighter.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (54-47-0,208) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (59-72-2,172) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated DIRTY 
DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Dirty Diapers is our top Basher.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (45-52-2,168) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(26-20-2,107) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  INIGO MONTOYA vanquished JEDI YETI in a 1 minute 
one-sided duel.  Mr. Montoya is top Slasher.  The Yeti was voted this turn's least 
favorite fighter.

DERAFF (35-4777) (23-17-2,147) of HOUSE JHEREG fought CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (23-17-
3,119) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  DERAFF vanquished CHILD SMASHER in a popular 1 minute 
brutal one-sided duel.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (26-21-0,115) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (32-30-2,125) of BIG LAKE PURE.  BALDING GRAY slimly lost to RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 
in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (22-15-3,75) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought SOWER MOOD (81-2942) 
(20-20-1,48) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BARNABUS CROW demolished SOWER MOOD in a 1 minute 
mismatched competition.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (24-17-0,69) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED 
(72-6876) (33-59-1,49) of BASH BROS TIRES.  THE LEPER'S HAND demolished MR RIGHT 
HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched match.  Mr. Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.

Time to sit in front of the fire with a nice hot cocoa.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      126 100  0  303  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    154 100  1  246  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638             309 200  4  217  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        55  47  0  212  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        65  50  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BEDDER 18-10043              94 116  4  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          57  51  0  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       44  53  2  197  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         61  48  2  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                44  46  3  176  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        59  73  2  171  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        46  52  2  170  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777               24  17  2  156  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  33  30  2  131  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 CHILD SMASHER 81-2941        23  18  3  118  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         26  22  0  117  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           26  21  2  112  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JHERI BLOOMERS 8-5643        23  22  4   95  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DWIMORBERG 20-576            22  14  0   80  PHANTOM REGIMENT (433)     SEAM
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         23  15  3   79  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     25  17  0   74  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUICK 81-2926                25  18  2   69  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-LOCARE 43-5216               19   6  2   65  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 SOWER MOOD 81-2942           20  21  1   47  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      33  60  1   46  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        48  92  0   40  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629     48  92  0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375   QUICK 81-2926             195

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JELLO KNUCKLES devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven battle.
TANTRUM YOGA was subdued by GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR bested TELGOR in a popular 2 minute contest.
BEDDER overpowered RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
INIGO MONTOYA vanquished JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DERAFF vanquished CHILD SMASHER in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BALDING GRAY slimly lost to RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
BARNABUS CROW demolished SOWER MOOD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE LEPER'S HAND demolished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched match.
QUICK executed I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  13 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  23 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  15 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 195 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    126 100  0  303 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  154 100  1  246 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           309 200  4  217 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      65  50  0  210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            94 116  4  204 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        57  51  0  199 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              44  46  3  176 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      59  73  2  171 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      46  52  2  170 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    33  60  1   46 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 18-10043, 
DERAFF 35-4777, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, QUICK 81-2926, MOD COD 55-2638, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, 
and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.

The least popular fighter this week was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, MR RIGHT HANDED 
72-6876, SOWER MOOD 81-2942, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, CHILD 
SMASHER 81-2941, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and RAYNER 20-182.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  3 1  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       65  50  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               44  46  3  176  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  33  30  2  131  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       46  52  2  170  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              24  17  2  156  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       59  73  2  171  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     126 100  0  303  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            309 200  4  217  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       48  92  0   40  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     33  60  1   46  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       55  47  0  212  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

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