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Date : 03/05/2019 Duedate: 03/18/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 196
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 855 579 4 59.6 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 328 445 6 42.4
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 414 329 3 55.7 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 DEADLINE 20/432 21 21 1 50.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 129 160 4 44.6 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 15 23 1 39.5
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
We had thirteen fights today, no deaths, no challenges.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (126-100-0,303) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (55-47-0,212) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. JELLO KNUCKLES devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in
a 6 minute mismatched Title fight. Mr. Knuckles is our leading Total Parry, and also
this turn's favorite fighter.
MOD COD (55-2638) (309-200-4,217) of RHYME TYME fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (61-48-
2,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD handily defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-
sided match. Mod Cod is top Lunger and, as always, our overall popularity leader.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (154-100-1,246) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED
(81-801) (44-53-2,197) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. 1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE
THE BEARDED in a 3 minute brawl. The Matador is top Wall of Steel, while Mr. Bearded
is top Striker.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (65-50-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (59-73-2,171) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. CHATROOMMATE defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute match. Chatroommate is our best Parry-Lunge while Dirty
Diapers is top Basher.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (57-51-0,199) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DERAFF (35-4777) (24-17-
2,156) of HOUSE JHEREG. HARD KNOCKS devastated DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
Hard Knocks, of course, is our top Aimed Blow. Poor Deraff was voted the least
popular fighter this turn.
BEDDER (18-10043) (94-116-4,204) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054)
(46-52-2,170) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. Mr. Montoya is our top-rated Slasher, as is often
the case.
RAYNER (20-182) (44-46-3,176) of DEADLINE fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (26-21-2,112) of
CENTER FOR OLDS. RAYNER defeated JEDI YETI in a 1 minute melee. Rayner is our
leading Parry-Riposte.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (33-30-2,131) of BIG LAKE PURE fought ZORRO, THE GAY
BLADE (107-8) (0-0-0,110). RESTRAINED CONTEMPT outwaited ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in an
action packed 8 minute duel.
CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (23-18-3,118) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (26-22-0,117) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CHILD SMASHER was savagely defeated by BALDING
GRAY in an action packed 3 minute duel.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (23-15-3,79) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(48-92-0,40) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. BARNABUS CROW narrowly defeated I'M POWERLESS in a
action packed 2 minute gory match.
SOWER MOOD (81-2942) (20-21-1,47) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30). SOWER MOOD was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute
one-sided match.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (25-17-0,74) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought RIRORNI SOLDIER
(107-3) (0-0-0,30). THE LEPER'S HAND viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in an exciting
3 minute contest.
QUICK (81-2926) (25-18-2,69) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876)
(33-60-1,46) of BASH BROS TIRES. QUICK devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute
mismatched bout. Despite losing the last fight of the day, Mr Right Handed is our
leading Parry-Strike.
Zontani Sharp Eyes claims he would have been mugged three times if he wasn't a
boastful big-shot.
That's all, then. *waves*
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 127 100 0 320 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 155 100 1 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 310 200 4 234 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 66 50 0 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 61 49 2 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 54 2 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BEDDER 18-10043 95 116 4 207 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 58 51 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 55 48 0 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 45 46 3 178 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 74 2 177 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 46 53 2 168 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 24 18 2 159 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 34 30 2 134 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 27 22 0 129 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 26 22 2 123 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 23 19 3 114 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 24 15 3 81 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
-LONG TALL TEA 6-7279 21 14 2 79 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 26 17 0 76 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
QUICK 81-2926 26 18 2 73 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-RUTU PARNA 81-3014 16 9 2 59 PRAY THE GODS (414) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 93 0 47 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 61 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOWER MOOD 81-2942 20 22 1 28 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a 6 minute mismatched Title fight.
MOD COD handily defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE THE BEARDED in a 3 minute brawl.
CHATROOMMATE defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HARD KNOCKS devastated DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
RAYNER defeated JEDI YETI in a 1 minute melee.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT outwaited ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a action packed 8 minute duel.
CHILD SMASHER was savagely defeated by BALDING GRAY in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BARNABUS CROW narrowly defeated I'M POWERLESS in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
SOWER MOOD was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE LEPER'S HAND viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 3 minute contest.
QUICK devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 12 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 26 - 1 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 196 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 127 100 0 320 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 155 100 1 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 310 200 4 234 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 66 50 0 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 54 2 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 58 51 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 45 46 3 178 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 74 2 177 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 46 53 2 168 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 61 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, THE LEPER'S HAND
81-2940, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, CHILD
SMASHER 81-2941, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and BEDDER 18-10043.
The least popular fighter this week was DERAFF 35-4777. The other ten least popular
fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SOWER MOOD 81-2942, JEDI
YETI 18-10860, RAYNER 20-182, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, QUICK 81-2926, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 4 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 66 50 0 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 45 46 3 178 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 34 30 2 134 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 46 53 2 168 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 24 18 2 159 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 59 74 2 177 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 127 100 0 320 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 310 200 4 234 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 48 93 0 47 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 33 61 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 54 2 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE