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Date   : 04/30/2019    Duedate: 05/13/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 200

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  872  594   4 59.5    4 DEADLINE 20/432       21   25   1 45.7
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  333  454   6 42.3
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    418  329   3 56.0      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  148  171   5 46.4      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438     16   32   1 33.3
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi you guys.

Today there were twelve fights, two challenges, no avoids, and no deaths.

Tantrum Yoga is our leading Parry-Lunge.  DERAFF (35-4777) (24-21-2,153) of HOUSE 
JHEREG challenged TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (62-51-2,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  DERAFF was 
devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (25-17-3,75) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged THE LEPER'S HAND 
(81-2940) (28-18-0,80) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by 
THE LEPER'S HAND in a 3 minute battle.

MOD COD (55-2638) (313-200-4,312) of RHYME TYME fought BEDDER (18-10043) (98-116-
4,246) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MOD COD defeated BEDDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title 
duel.  So, besides remaining our Champion of the Horn, Mod Cod is top Lunger and 
overall popularity leader.  Bedder is top Striker.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (157-101-1,218) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED 
(81-801) (45-56-2,189) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE 
THE BEARDED in a popular 3 minute fight.  The Matador is top Wall of Steel.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (129-101-0,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (61-75-2,183) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  JELLO KNUCKLES demolished DIRTY DIAPERS in 
a 2 minute mismatched competition.  Jello Knuckles is top TP, while Dirty Diapers is 
top Slasher.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (60-52-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (37-30-2,154) of BIG LAKE PURE.  HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.  As always, Hard Knocks is our leading 
Aimed Blow.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (57-49-0,191) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-
9) (0-0-0,170).  BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute 
melee.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (67-52-0,200) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (48-54-3,193) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  CHATROOMMATE lost to INIGO MONTOYA in a 2 
minute duel.  Mr. Montoya is top Slasher

RAYNER (20-182) (45-49-3,171) of DEADLINE fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (27-24-2,131) of 
CENTER FOR OLDS.  RAYNER was savagely defeated by JEDI YETI in an action packed 3 
minute gory duel.  Rayner is our leading Parry-Riposte, while Jedi Yeti was voted this 
turn's favorite fighter.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (27-25-0,124) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (29-18-
2,100) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BALDING GRAY was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 3 
minute uneven match.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (34-63-1,42) of BASH BROS TIRES fought LOCARE (43-5216) (19-
7-2,55) of DOLI CAPAX.  MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered LOCARE in a 1 minute one-sided 
match.  Mr Right Handed is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Riposte.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (48-96-0,31) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING 
(107-2) (0-0-0,30).  I'M POWERLESS was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 
minute conflict.  And, sorry to say, I'm Powerless is the least popular fighter around 
here these days.

All righty then, I'm done.  See ya! 

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             314 200  4  318  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      130 101  0  234  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    158 101  1  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          61  52  0  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        49  54  3  211  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              98 117  4  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       45  57  2  204  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         63  51  2  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        67  53  0  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        61  76  2  184  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        57  50  0  176  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  37  31  2  163  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           28  24  2  159  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DERAFF 35-4777               24  22  2  157  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                45  50  3  148  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-CHILD SMASHER 81-2941        25  20  3  140  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUICK 81-2926                30  18  2  126  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         27  26  0  106  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-FLAT 72-6880                 27   6  2  104  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     29  18  0   91  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         25  18  3   75  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      35  63  1   65  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 LOCARE 43-5216               19   8  2   38  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
-SOWER MOOD 81-2942           21  24  1   30  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        48  97  0   20  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DERAFF was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 3 minute battle.
MOD COD defeated BEDDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 3 minute fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES demolished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute melee.
CHATROOMMATE lost to INIGO MONTOYA in a 2 minute duel.
RAYNER was savagely defeated by JEDI YETI in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
BALDING GRAY was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 3 minute uneven match.
MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered LOCARE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
I'M POWERLESS was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW         8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  13 -  0      66  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   7 -  1      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  29 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  15 -  0      25  |

Turn 200 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           314 200  4  318 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    130 101  0  234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  158 101  1  221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        61  52  0  212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      49  54  3  211 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            98 117  4  210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       63  51  2  197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      61  76  2  184 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              45  50  3  148 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    35  63  1   65 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were SYE THE BEARDED 
81-801, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, QUICK 81-2926, JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MOD COD 
55-2638, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LOCARE 43-5216, DERAFF 35-4777, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, 
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BALDING 
GRAY 42-5022, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, RAYNER 20-182, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             98 117  4  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               45  50  3  148  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  37  31  2  163  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       49  54  3  211  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              24  22  2  157  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       61  76  2  184  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     130 101  0  234  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LOCARE 43-5216              19   8  2   38  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638            314 200  4  318  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       48  97  0   20  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     35  63  1   65  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      45  57  2  204  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE