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Date : 05/14/2019 Duedate: 05/27/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 201
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 877 598 5 59.5 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 334 457 6 42.2
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 419 329 3 56.0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 DEADLINE 20/432 22 25 1 46.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 150 175 5 46.2 6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438 18 33 1 35.3
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
All right!
Today in Storm Rock there were thirteen fights, three challenges, one death, and no
avoids.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (49-54-3,211) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged 1977 AMC MATADOR
(42-4116) (158-101-1,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was unbelievably bested by
1977 AMC MATADOR in a 3 minute fight. Top Slasher, top Wall of Steel.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (57-50-0,176) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged DERAFF (35-4777)
(24-22-2,157) of HOUSE JHEREG. BURM WOLFSNARL demolished DERAFF in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge melee.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (25-18-3,75) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged THE LEPER'S HAND
(81-2940) (29-18-0,91) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BARNABUS CROW defeated THE LEPER'S HAND
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
MOD COD (55-2638) (314-200-4,318) of RHYME TYME fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (61-52-
0,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided
Title fight. Mod Cod, of course, besided being the Champion of the Horn, is our
overall popularity leader and top Lunger. Hard Knocks, as always, is top Aimed Blow.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (130-101-0,234) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-
0-0,181). JELLO KNUCKLES devastated CLOTTO in a popular 4 minute bloody uneven brawl.
Mr. Knuckles is our best Total Parry and was also voted this turn's favorite.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (67-53-0,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (45-57-2,204) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. CHATROOMMATE was overpowered by SYE THE
BEARDED in a 2 minute mismatched brawl. Sye is top Striker.
BEDDER (18-10043) (98-117-4,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(61-76-2,184) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. BEDDER viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in an
action packed 2 minute gruesome duel. Diapers is top Basher.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (63-51-2,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (37-31-2,163) of BIG LAKE PURE. TANTRUM YOGA assassinated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT
in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel. This was the only death in the current turn.
Mr. Yoga is top Parry-Lunge.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (28-24-2,159) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (45-50-
3,148) of DEADLINE. JEDI YETI was narrowly defeated by RAYNER in a popular 3 minute
melee. Rayner is our top Parry-Riposte.
FLAT (72-6880) (27-6-2,104) of BASH BROS TIRES fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (27-26-
0,106) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FLAT was overpowered by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-
sided match. Sorry to say, Flat was voted the least popular fighter this turn.
QUICK (81-2926) (30-18-2,126) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE (107-8)
(0-0-0,110). QUICK was bested by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute
conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (35-63-1,65) of BASH BROS TIRES fought LOCARE (43-5216) (19-
8-2,38) of DOLI CAPAX. MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by LOCARE in a popular 1 minute
mismatched match. Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-Strike.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (48-97-0,20) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (15-6-0,51) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS handily defeated MR. BRATWURST in
a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
The Unknown Spymaster stopped in, but he had nothing interesting to say. I did see
him without the paper bag on his head. You haven't missed anything.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 315 200 4 333 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 64 51 3 248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 131 101 0 242 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 159 101 1 227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 46 57 2 222 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BEDDER 18-10043 99 117 4 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 61 53 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 49 55 3 210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 67 54 0 184 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 61 77 2 183 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 58 50 0 182 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 37 32 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
RAYNER 20-182 46 50 3 164 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
DERAFF 35-4777 24 23 2 154 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JEDI YETI 18-10860 28 25 2 151 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 25 20 3 140 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 28 26 0 127 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
QUICK 81-2926 30 19 2 114 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 26 18 3 97 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
FLAT 72-6880 27 7 2 96 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 29 19 0 83 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
LOCARE 43-5216 20 8 2 63 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 49 97 0 52 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 35 64 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
-SOWER MOOD 81-2942 21 24 1 30 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 15 7 0 25 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 37 32 2 BIG LAKE PURE 437 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 201
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA was unbelievably bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 3 minute fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BARNABUS CROW defeated THE LEPER'S HAND in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
MOD COD overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated CLOTTO in a popular 4 minute bloody uneven brawl.
CHATROOMMATE was overpowered by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
BEDDER viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
TANTRUM YOGA assassinated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
JEDI YETI was narrowly defeated by RAYNER in a popular 3 minute melee.
FLAT was overpowered by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-sided match.
QUICK was bested by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by LOCARE in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
I'M POWERLESS handily defeated MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 14 - 0 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 1 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 27 - 0 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 18 - 1 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 17 - 0 19 |
Turn 201 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 315 200 4 333 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 64 51 3 248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 131 101 0 242 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 159 101 1 227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 46 57 2 222 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 61 53 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 49 55 3 210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 61 77 2 183 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 46 50 3 164 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 35 64 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S
HAND 81-2940, JEDI YETI 18-10860, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BEDDER 18-10043, RAYNER
20-182, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, and BALDING GRAY 42-5022.
The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880. The other ten least popular
fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 1 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 99 117 4 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 46 50 3 164 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 37 32 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 49 55 3 210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 24 23 2 154 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 61 77 2 183 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 64 51 3 248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LOCARE 43-5216 20 8 2 63 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
MOD COD 55-2638 315 200 4 333 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 49 97 0 52 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
FLAT 72-6880 27 7 2 96 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 46 57 2 222 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.