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Date   : 05/28/2019    Duedate: 06/10/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 202

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  882  602   5 59.4    4 DEADLINE 20/432       22   26   1 45.8
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  336  459   6 42.3
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    420  329   3 56.1      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  152  179   5 45.9      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438     20   34   1 37.0
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

Thirteen fights today, three challenges, no avoids, no deaths, and two stand-ins.

DERAFF (35-4777) (24-23-2,154) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (58-
50-0,182) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  DERAFF was bested by BURM WOLFSNARL in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (26-18-3,97) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (28-26-0,127) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BARNABUS CROW vanquished BALDING GRAY in a 
exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.

LOCARE (43-5216) (20-8-2,63) of DOLI CAPAX challenged FLAT (72-6880) (27-7-2,96) of 
BASH BROS TIRES.  LOCARE overpowered FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.

And now, the Title fight!  Once again, it's Mod Cod for the win!  MOD COD (55-2638) 
(315-200-4,333) of RHYME TYME fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (46-57-2,222) of BIG 
LAKE OUTCASTS.  MOD COD devastated SYE THE BEARDED in an exciting 1 minute one-sided 
Title fight.  The Cod is our best Lunger as well as being overall popularity leader 
and Champion of the Horn.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (159-101-1,227) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (61-77-2,183) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  1977 AMC MATADOR viciously subdued DIRTY 
DIAPERS in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.  Our tough-as-nails Matador is top Wall of 
Steel, while Mr. Diapers is top Basher.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (131-101-0,242) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
(107-28) (0-0-0,200).  JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute 
one-sided struggle.  Good gravy!  This man beat an Arenamaster!  The remarkable Mr. 
Knuckles is our leading Total Parry.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (64-51-3,248) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER 
(107-23) (0-0-0,181).  TANTRUM YOGA was handily defeated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 
minute uneven fight.  T.Y. was voted least popular this turn.

Two stylemasters in this one.  BEDDER (18-10043) (99-117-4,214) of CENTER FOR OLDS 
fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (49-55-3,210) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  BEDDER vanquished 
INIGO MONTOYA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.  Respectively, top Striker and top 
Slasher.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (67-54-0,184) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (46-
50-3,164) of DEADLINE.  CHATROOMMATE won victory over RAYNER in a popular 3 minute 
gory duel.  The Roommate is our top Parry-Lunge and this turn's favorite, while Rayner 
is top Parry-Riposte.

As always, Hard Knocks is our best Aimed Blow.  HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (61-53-0,210) of 
COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (37-32-2,165) of BIG LAKE PURE.  
HARD KNOCKS overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 2 minute one-sided melee.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (28-25-2,151) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought QUICK (81-2926) (30-19-
2,114) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  JEDI YETI was subdued by QUICK in a crowd pleasing 3 
minute competition.

Mr Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.  THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (29-19-0,83) of BIG 
LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (35-64-1,44) of BASH BROS TIRES.  THE 
LEPER'S HAND was bested by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute battle.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (49-97-0,52) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (15-7-0,25) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  I'M POWERLESS subdued MR. BRATWURST in a popular 
1 minute brawl.

Well, it was short and not very sweet, and you guys need to get back to practicing.  
See ya!

                                             -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             316 200  4  344  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      132 101  0  253  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    160 101  1  229  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043             100 117  4  225  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          62  53  0  217  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       46  58  2  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        61  78  2  198  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        49  56  3  190  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        68  54  0  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        59  50  0  184  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         64  52  3  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RAYNER 20-182                46  51  3  169  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  37  33  2  166  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 DERAFF 35-4777               24  24  2  158  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                31  19  2  143  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           28  26  2  131  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         27  18  3  124  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         28  27  0  104  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOCARE 43-5216               21   8  2  100  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      36  64  1   75  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 FLAT 72-6880                 27   8  2   72  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     29  20  0   59  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        50  97  0   55  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        15   8  0   27  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DERAFF was bested by BURM WOLFSNARL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW vanquished BALDING GRAY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
LOCARE overpowered FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MOD COD devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
TANTRUM YOGA was handily defeated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BEDDER vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CHATROOMMATE won victory over RAYNER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 2 minute one-sided melee.
JEDI YETI was subdued by QUICK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
THE LEPER'S HAND was bested by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute battle.
I'M POWERLESS subdued MR. BRATWURST in a popular 1 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  16 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  25 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  19 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  17 -  0      23  |

Turn 202 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           316 200  4  344 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    132 101  0  253 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  160 101  1  229 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043           100 117  4  225 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        62  53  0  217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      61  78  2  198 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      49  56  3  190 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      68  54  0  187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              46  51  3  169 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    36  64  1   75 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were QUICK 81-2926, 
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, JEDI YETI 18-10860, MR RIGHT HANDED 
72-6876, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, RAYNER 20-182, THE LEPER'S 
HAND 81-2940, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

The least popular fighter this week was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLAT 72-6880, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, 
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, DERAFF 35-4777, BEDDER 18-10043, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043            100 117  4  225  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               46  51  3  169  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  37  33  2  166  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       49  56  3  190  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              24  24  2  158  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       61  78  2  198  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     132 101  0  253  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LOCARE 43-5216              21   8  2  100  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638            316 200  4  344  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       50  97  0   55  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     36  64  1   75  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      46  58  2  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE