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Date : 06/11/2019 Duedate: 06/24/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 203
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 890 603 5 59.6 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 420 330 3 56.0 6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438 22 35 1 38.6
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 154 183 5 45.7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 7 BAD SIGNS 83/397 24 47 0 33.8
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
4 DEADLINE 20/432 22 27 1 44.9 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 336 463 6 42.1
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well now...
There were 14 fights today, 2 challenges, 2 stand-ins, no deaths, and no avoids.
Only one fight was really exciting, but two were action packed.
DERAFF (35-4777) (24-24-2,158) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (61-
78-2,198) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. DERAFF devastated DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. Mr. Diapers is still top Basher. But this was a gutsy
challenge and a good upset, Deraff.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (27-18-3,124) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (28-26-2,131) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by JEDI
YETI in a 2 minute Challenge battle. Jedi Yeti was voted this turn's most popular
fighter.
LOCARE (43-5216) (21-8-2,100) of DOLI CAPAX challenged BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (28-27-
0,104) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LOCARE defeated BALDING GRAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
Challenge duel.
MOD COD (55-2638) (316-200-4,344) of RHYME TYME fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (62-53-
0,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-
sided Title fight. Mod Cod is top Lunger, Champion of the Horn, and as always, the
overall popularity leader. Hard Knocks is now the Champion of the Horn and our
scariest Aimed Blow.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (160-101-1,229) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED
(81-801) (46-58-2,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. 1977 AMC MATADOR demolished SYE THE
BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched competition. The Matador is top Waste.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (132-101-0,253) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (49-56-3,190) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered INIGO MONTOYA in
a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Jello Knuckles is our best Total Parry. Mr. Montoya
is top Slasher.
BEDDER (18-10043) (100-117-4,225) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275)
(26-42-0,204) of BAD SIGNS. BEDDER overpowered OUT FOR A DUCK in an action packed 1
minute gruesome uneven melee. Bedder is our top Striker.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (68-54-0,187) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT
(28-5472) (37-33-2,166) of BIG LAKE PURE. CHATROOMMATE vanquished RESTRAINED CONTEMPT
in an action packed 2 minute uneven fight. Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (59-50-0,184) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RAYNER (20-182) (46-
51-3,169) of DEADLINE. BURM WOLFSNARL overpowered RAYNER in a popular 2 minute gory
uneven match. Rayner is Storm Rock's master Parry-Riposte.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (64-52-3,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (31-19-
2,143) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TANTRUM YOGA subdued QUICK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
match.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (29-21-0,129) of BAD SIGNS fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6)
(0-0-0,130). SPAWN'S BLUE BEER handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-
sided contest.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (29-20-0,59) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (50-97-0,55) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered I'M POWERLESS in
a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FLAT (72-6880) (27-8-2,72) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (15-8-
0,27) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FLAT was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute
mismatched bout. Hmm, Flat was the least popular fighter this turn. You can see why.
He shouldn't have lost that fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (36-64-1,75) of BASH BROS TIRES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-
3) (0-0-0,30). MR RIGHT HANDED lost to RIRORNI SOLDIER in an exciting 1 minute fray.
Mr. Handed is top Parry-Strike.
Sooo... that's about it. See you in two weeks.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 63 53 0 286 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 133 101 0 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 161 101 1 239 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 101 117 4 236 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 46 59 2 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 69 54 0 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MOD COD 55-2638 316 201 4 193 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 60 50 0 193 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 49 57 3 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 43 0 190 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
DERAFF 35-4777 25 24 2 188 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 65 52 3 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 61 79 2 168 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
RAYNER 20-182 46 52 3 166 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 37 34 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUICK 81-2926 31 20 2 150 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 29 26 2 142 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 30 21 0 141 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 27 19 3 122 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
LOCARE 43-5216 22 8 2 109 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 28 28 0 101 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 16 8 0 70 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 30 20 0 69 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 50 98 0 49 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 36 65 1 47 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
FLAT 72-6880 27 9 2 41 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DERAFF devastated DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by JEDI YETI in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
LOCARE defeated BALDING GRAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
MOD COD was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR demolished SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BEDDER overpowered OUT FOR A DUCK in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL overpowered RAYNER in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
TANTRUM YOGA subdued QUICK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FLAT was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED lost to RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 1 minute fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 16 - 0 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 24 - 0 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 18 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 18 - 0 22 |
Turn 203 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 63 53 0 286 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 133 101 0 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 161 101 1 239 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 101 117 4 236 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 69 54 0 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 316 201 4 193 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 49 57 3 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 61 79 2 168 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 46 52 3 166 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 36 65 1 47 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, THE LEPER'S
HAND 81-2940, LOCARE 43-5216, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, and DERAFF 35-4777.
The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880. The other ten least popular
fighters were MOD COD 55-2638, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, DIRTY
DIAPERS 38-5071, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, QUICK 81-2926, RAYNER 20-182, and RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 3 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
MURSKA(35) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 101 117 4 236 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 46 52 3 166 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 37 34 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 49 57 3 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 25 24 2 188 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 61 79 2 168 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 63 53 0 286 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LOCARE 43-5216 22 8 2 109 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
MOD COD 55-2638 316 201 4 193 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 50 98 0 49 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 36 65 1 47 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 46 59 2 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 43 0 190 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE