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Date   : 06/25/2019    Duedate: 07/08/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 204

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  895  607   5 59.6      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    420  331   3 55.9    6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438     23   37   1 38.3
  3 DEADLINE 20/432       23   27   1 46.0      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  157  186   5 45.8      I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7-BAD SIGNS 83/397      24   47   0 33.8
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  338  465   6 42.1

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi!

There were thirteen fights today, no deaths, four challenges, and two stand-ins.  And 
we have a new Champion of the Horn.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (60-50-0,193) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE 
(18-10034) (69-54-0,197) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by 
CHATROOMMATE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Mr. Wolfsnarl avoided the team My Pets.  
Chatroommate is our leading Parry-Lunge.

QUICK (81-2926) (31-20-2,150) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(29-26-2,142) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  QUICK subdued JEDI YETI in a 2 minute Challenge 
melee.

LOCARE (43-5216) (22-8-2,109) of DOLI CAPAX challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (61-79-
2,168) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  LOCARE was demolished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge fight.  Mr. Diapers is our top Basher.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (30-20-0,69) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged I'M POWERLESS 
(59-2629) (50-98-0,49) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  THE LEPER'S HAND devastated I'M POWERLESS 
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (63-53-0,286) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(49-57-3,191) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  HARD KNOCKS was demolished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 
minute Title competition.  Mr. Montoya is top Slasher and, of course, Champion of the 
Horn.  Hard Knocks is still our top Aimed Blow.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (161-101-1,239) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN 
(107-26) (0-0-0,200).  1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-
sided struggle.  The Matador is still our top Wall of Steel.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (133-101-0,261) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DERAFF (35-4777) 
(25-24-2,188) of HOUSE JHEREG.  JELLO KNUCKLES devastated DERAFF in an action packed 1 
minute one-sided competition.  Mr. Knuckles is our top TP.

BEDDER (18-10043) (101-117-4,236) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (316-
201-4,193) of RHYME TYME.  BEDDER vanquished MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven duel.  
Bedder is our top Striker, and what a strange day it is for Mod Cod!  He's top Lunger 
and still the overall popularity leader, but he was voted this turn's least favorite 
fighter.  Huh?

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (65-52-3,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (37-34-2,165) of BIG LAKE PURE.  TANTRUM YOGA vanquished RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in 
an action packed 2 minute uneven fight.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (46-59-2,205) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RAYNER (20-182) 
(46-52-3,166) of DEADLINE.  SYE THE BEARDED was defeated by RAYNER in an action packed 
3 minute match.  Sye was voted this turn's favorite fighter.  Rayner is our top Parry-
Riposte.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (27-19-3,122) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) 
(28-28-0,101) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BARNABUS CROW beat BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute fight.

FLAT (72-6880) (27-9-2,41) of BASH BROS TIRES fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50).  
FLAT was demolished by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute mismatched match.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (36-65-1,47) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (16-8-0,70) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MR. BRATWURST 
in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-Strike.

Well... that's it then.  I'll take my medication now -- a cup of strong coffee -- and 
see you all in two weeks.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        50  57  3  212  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             102 117  4  302  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      134 101  0  270  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    162 101  1  250  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        70  54  0  212  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         66  52  3  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RAYNER 20-182                47  52  3  191  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        26  43  0  190  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        60  51  0  189  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DERAFF 35-4777               25  25  2  189  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MOD COD 55-2638             316 202  4  185  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          63  54  0  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       46  60  2  181  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        62  79  2  170  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  37  35  2  164  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 QUICK 81-2926                32  20  2  156  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           29  27  2  143  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     30  21  0  141  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         28  19  3  124  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 LOCARE 43-5216               22   9  2  114  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         28  29  0  104  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     31  20  0   75  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      37  65  1   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        16   9  0   48  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        50  99  0   47  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAT 72-6880                 27  10  2   33  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
QUICK subdued JEDI YETI in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
LOCARE was demolished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND devastated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HARD KNOCKS was demolished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute Title competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated DERAFF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
BEDDER vanquished MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was defeated by RAYNER in a action packed 3 minute match.
BARNABUS CROW beat BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute fight.
FLAT was demolished by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute mismatched match.
MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  16 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW         9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  18 -  1      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  24 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  18 -  0      25  |

Turn 204 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      50  57  3  212 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043           102 117  4  302 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    134 101  0  270 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  162 101  1  250 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      70  54  0  212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              47  52  3  191 DEADLINE (432)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           316 202  4  185 RHYME TYME (385)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        63  54  0  185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      62  79  2  170 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    37  65  1   74 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.  The ten other most popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, RAYNER 20-182, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, QUICK 81-2926, 
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, JEDI YETI 18-10860, THE LEPER'S HAND 
81-2940, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.

The least popular fighter this week was MOD COD 55-2638.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LOCARE 43-5216, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, FLAT 72-6880, DERAFF 35-4777, 
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, BEDDER 
18-10043, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043            102 117  4  302  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               47  52  3  191  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  37  35  2  164  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       50  57  3  212  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              25  25  2  189  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       62  79  2  170  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     134 101  0  270  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LOCARE 43-5216              22   9  2  114  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638            316 202  4  185  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       50  99  0   47  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     37  65  1   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       60  51  0  189  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE