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Date   : 07/23/2019    Duedate: 08/05/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 206

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  908  612   5 59.7    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411   90  183   3 33.0
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     54   16   0 77.1      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  160  189   6 45.8    6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438     24   42   1 36.4
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                  7 BAD SIGNS 83/397      27   48   0 36.0
  4 DEADLINE 20/432       23   29   1 44.2

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for BALDING GRAY, who flew up 30 points in the rankings after mashing QUICK 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten 
was QUICK, who dropped 23 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
BALDING GRAY.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was 
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS' SYE THE BEARDED, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by 
CHATROOMMATE.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad CENTER FOR OLDS?  Big bad CENTER FOR OLDS.  Big bad CENTER FOR OLDS.  STORM 
ROCK's afraid of the big bad CENTER FOR OLDS.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to 
boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BAD SIGNS beats feet every time CENTER 
FOR OLDS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were 
votes, DIRTY DIAPERS would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't 
want to win.  Well, it looks like OUT FOR A DUCK wasn't happy with last turn's rank, 
so it went for broke by challenging up 79 points.  No guts, no glory.  A Carrion Bird 
Sellout:  OUT FOR A DUCK 27-44-0 fights JELLO KNUCKLES 136-101-0.  (BYOB) In a 
mismatch, our friend LOCARE of DOLI CAPAX got heroic notions and challenged DIRTY 
DIAPERS.  What did it get him?  A 22-11-2 record, that's what.  Trading many whacks 
on the head and a loss for 9 recognition points, LOCARE shows that a guy doesn't have 
to be good to get places.  Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had 
BARNABUS CROW challenge up 54 points in the rankings to take on HARD KNOCKS?  This 
week BARNABUS CROW 28-21-3 fought HARD KNOCKS 64-55-0 and in losing gained 11 points. 
I know several gladiators who could go for a few fights like that.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the STORM ROCK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time 
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        72  54  0  231  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             104 117  4  383  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      136 101  0  288  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    164 101  1  271  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       47  61  3  201  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        27  44  0  198  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 RAYNER 20-182                47  54  3  197  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 DERAFF 35-4777               26  26  2  193  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        60  53  0  192  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             317 203  4  184  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          64  55  0  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        50  59  3  180  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     32  21  0  179  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           30  28  2  177  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        64  79  2  175  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         66  54  3  173  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  38  36  2  159  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         29  30  0  146  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         28  21  3  136  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 LOCARE 43-5216               22  11  2  127  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 QUICK 81-2926                32  22  2  118  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     33  20  0   79  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        18   9  0   70  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      37  67  1   58  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        50 101  0   56  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 FLAT 72-6880                 27  12  2   18  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER vanquished RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
LOCARE was subdued by DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW was bested by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
CHATROOMMATE defeated SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title match.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BEDDER devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a action packed 4 minute one-sided competition.
TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
INIGO MONTOYA was viciously subdued by DERAFF in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
JEDI YETI was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BALDING GRAY overpowered QUICK in a 2 minute one-sided match.
THE LEPER'S HAND bested I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute conflict.
FLAT was devastated by R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided battle.
MR RIGHT HANDED was beaten by MR. BRATWURST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  18 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  19 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  17 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  16 -  0      38  |

Turn 206 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      72  54  0  231 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043           104 117  4  383 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    136 101  0  288 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  164 101  1  271 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      27  44  0  198 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              47  54  3  197 DEADLINE (432)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           317 203  4  184 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      50  59  3  180 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      64  79  2  175 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    37  67  1   58 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, 
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, and BALDING GRAY 42-5022.

The least popular fighter this week was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, QUICK 81-2926, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, MR. 
BRATWURST 42-5106, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, FLAT 72-6880, and MOD COD 55-2638.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       72  54  0  231  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               47  54  3  197  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  38  36  2  159  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       50  59  3  180  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DERAFF 35-4777              26  26  2  193  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       64  79  2  175  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     136 101  0  288  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LOCARE 43-5216              22  11  2  127  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638            317 203  4  184  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       50 101  0   56  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     37  67  1   58  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      47  61  3  201  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       27  44  0  198  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE