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Date : 07/23/2019 Duedate: 08/05/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 206
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 908 612 5 59.7 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 90 183 3 33.0
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 54 16 0 77.1 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 160 189 6 45.8 6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438 24 42 1 36.4
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 7 BAD SIGNS 83/397 27 48 0 36.0
4 DEADLINE 20/432 23 29 1 44.2
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for BALDING GRAY, who flew up 30 points in the rankings after mashing QUICK
like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten
was QUICK, who dropped 23 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with
BALDING GRAY. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS' SYE THE BEARDED, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by
CHATROOMMATE. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad CENTER FOR OLDS? Big bad CENTER FOR OLDS. Big bad CENTER FOR OLDS. STORM
ROCK's afraid of the big bad CENTER FOR OLDS. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to
boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BAD SIGNS beats feet every time CENTER
FOR OLDS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if challenges were
votes, DIRTY DIAPERS would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't
want to win. Well, it looks like OUT FOR A DUCK wasn't happy with last turn's rank,
so it went for broke by challenging up 79 points. No guts, no glory. A Carrion Bird
Sellout: OUT FOR A DUCK 27-44-0 fights JELLO KNUCKLES 136-101-0. (BYOB) In a
mismatch, our friend LOCARE of DOLI CAPAX got heroic notions and challenged DIRTY
DIAPERS. What did it get him? A 22-11-2 record, that's what. Trading many whacks
on the head and a loss for 9 recognition points, LOCARE shows that a guy doesn't have
to be good to get places. Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had
BARNABUS CROW challenge up 54 points in the rankings to take on HARD KNOCKS? This
week BARNABUS CROW 28-21-3 fought HARD KNOCKS 64-55-0 and in losing gained 11 points.
I know several gladiators who could go for a few fights like that.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the STORM ROCK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 72 54 0 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 104 117 4 383 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 136 101 0 288 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 164 101 1 271 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 47 61 3 201 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 27 44 0 198 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
RAYNER 20-182 47 54 3 197 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
DERAFF 35-4777 26 26 2 193 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 60 53 0 192 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
MOD COD 55-2638 317 203 4 184 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 64 55 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 50 59 3 180 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 32 21 0 179 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 30 28 2 177 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 64 79 2 175 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 66 54 3 173 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 38 36 2 159 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 29 30 0 146 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 28 21 3 136 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
LOCARE 43-5216 22 11 2 127 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
QUICK 81-2926 32 22 2 118 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 33 20 0 79 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 18 9 0 70 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 37 67 1 58 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 50 101 0 56 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
FLAT 72-6880 27 12 2 18 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER vanquished RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
LOCARE was subdued by DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW was bested by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
CHATROOMMATE defeated SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title match.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BEDDER devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a action packed 4 minute one-sided competition.
TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
INIGO MONTOYA was viciously subdued by DERAFF in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
JEDI YETI was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BALDING GRAY overpowered QUICK in a 2 minute one-sided match.
THE LEPER'S HAND bested I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute conflict.
FLAT was devastated by R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided battle.
MR RIGHT HANDED was beaten by MR. BRATWURST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 18 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 19 - 1 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 17 - 1 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
Turn 206 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 72 54 0 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 104 117 4 383 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 136 101 0 288 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 164 101 1 271 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 27 44 0 198 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 47 54 3 197 DEADLINE (432)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 317 203 4 184 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 50 59 3 180 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 64 79 2 175 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 37 67 1 58 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801,
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, and BALDING GRAY 42-5022.
The least popular fighter this week was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The other ten least
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, QUICK 81-2926, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, MR.
BRATWURST 42-5106, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, FLAT 72-6880, and MOD COD 55-2638.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 3 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
MURSKA(35) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 72 54 0 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 47 54 3 197 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 38 36 2 159 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 50 59 3 180 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DERAFF 35-4777 26 26 2 193 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 64 79 2 175 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 136 101 0 288 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LOCARE 43-5216 22 11 2 127 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
MOD COD 55-2638 317 203 4 184 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 50 101 0 56 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 37 67 1 58 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 47 61 3 201 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 27 44 0 198 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE