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Date   : 08/06/2019    Duedate: 08/19/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 207

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  911  618   5 59.6      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    4 DEADLINE 20/432       23   30   1 43.4
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     55   16   0 77.5    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411   63  121   3 34.2
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  165  190   6 46.5      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426   21   39   1 35.0
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Well, it was a quiet day for Storm Rock.  There were thirteen fights, no challenges, 
no avoids, no deaths.  But just three stand-ins, which is good.

We've got the same Champion of the Horn as last time.  CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (72-54-
0,231) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (47-54-3,197) of DEADLINE.  
CHATROOMMATE devastated RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  
The Roommate is top Parry-Lunge, Rayner is top Parry-Riposte.

BEDDER (18-10043) (104-117-4,383) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) 
(47-61-3,201) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  BEDDER demolished SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 
minute one-sided melee.  Bedder is our best Striker.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (136-101-0,288) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
(107-28) (0-0-0,200).  JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 
minute brawl.  Jello is top Total Parry and... the Arenamaster is surprised!

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (164-101-1,271) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(317-203-4,184) of RHYME TYME.  1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 
minute one-sided fight.  The Matador is our best Waste.  Mod Cod, as always, is 
overall popularity leader.  He's also top Lunger.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (64-55-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) 
(60-53-0,192) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  HARD KNOCKS was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 
1 minute one-sided duel.  Okay, Mr. Knocks is our best Aimed Blow.

DERAFF (35-4777) (26-26-2,193) of HOUSE JHEREG fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (64-79-
2,175) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  DERAFF was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 
minute mismatched brawl.  Mr. Diapers is Storm Rock's best Basher.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (50-59-3,180) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(30-28-2,177) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated JEDI YETI in an 
action packed 1 minute uneven melee.  Mr. Montoya is, as usual, top Slasher and this 
was an impressive (if short) fight.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (38-36-2,159) of BIG LAKE PURE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-
501) (28-21-3,136) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated BARNABUS 
CROW in an action packed 3 minute duel.  Ah.  Mr. Crow was voted this turn's most 
popular fighter.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (66-54-3,173) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (32-22-
2,118) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 1 
minute uneven match.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (29-30-0,146) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6) 
(0-0-0,130).  BALDING GRAY was defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute 
match.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (33-20-0,79) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (50-101-0,56) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  THE LEPER'S HAND devastated I'M POWERLESS in 
an exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.

FLAT (72-6880) (27-12-2,18) of BASH BROS TIRES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-0-
0,70).  FLAT was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  Flat 
is our least popular fighter this turn, and it was easy to see why.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (37-67-1,58) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (18-9-0,70) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MR. BRATWURST 
in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.  Mr Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.

Is the Smog Cutter a good place to drink?  Snide Clemens said it isn't.  I haven't 
tried it.  Guess I should.  I need to know these things.

Okay, that's all for now.  Bye!

                                              -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        73  54  0  241  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             105 117  4  394  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      137 101  0  296  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638             318 203  4  235  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    164 102  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        61  53  0  205  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        27  44  0  198  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        65  79  2  195  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 RAYNER 20-182                47  55  3  193  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        51  59  3  191  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       47  62  3  190  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     32  21  0  179  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          64  56  0  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DERAFF 35-4777               26  27  2  175  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           30  29  2  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  39  36  2  165  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 QUICK 81-2926                33  22  2  163  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         28  22  3  141  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         66  55  3  138  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         29  31  0  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-LOCARE 43-5216               22  11  2  127  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     34  20  0   84  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      38  67  1   80  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        50 102  0   56  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        18  10  0   54  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAT 72-6880                 27  13  2   21  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHATROOMMATE devastated RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER demolished SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARD KNOCKS was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DERAFF was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated JEDI YETI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated BARNABUS CROW in a action packed 3 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BALDING GRAY was defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute match.
THE LEPER'S HAND devastated I'M POWERLESS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FLAT was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MR. BRATWURST in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  17 -  0      37  |

Turn 207 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      73  54  0  241 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043           105 117  4  394 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    137 101  0  296 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           318 203  4  235 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  164 102  1  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      65  79  2  195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              47  55  3  193 DEADLINE (432)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      51  59  3  191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        64  56  0  176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    38  67  1   80 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BARNABUS CROW 20-501.  The ten other most popular fighters were RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT 28-5472, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MR RIGHT HANDED 
72-6876, BEDDER 18-10043, MOD COD 55-2638, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and DERAFF 35-4777.

The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, 
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, JEDI YETI 18-10860, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, RAYNER 20-182, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, and QUICK 81-2926.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  5 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       73  54  0  241  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               47  55  3  193  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  39  36  2  165  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       51  59  3  191  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              26  27  2  175  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       65  79  2  195  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     137 101  0  296  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            318 203  4  235  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       50 102  0   56  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     38  67  1   80  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       61  53  0  205  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE