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Date : 08/06/2019 Duedate: 08/19/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 207
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 911 618 5 59.6 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 4 DEADLINE 20/432 23 30 1 43.4
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 55 16 0 77.5 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 63 121 3 34.2
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 165 190 6 46.5 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 21 39 1 35.0
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
Well, it was a quiet day for Storm Rock. There were thirteen fights, no challenges,
no avoids, no deaths. But just three stand-ins, which is good.
We've got the same Champion of the Horn as last time. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (72-54-
0,231) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (47-54-3,197) of DEADLINE.
CHATROOMMATE devastated RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
The Roommate is top Parry-Lunge, Rayner is top Parry-Riposte.
BEDDER (18-10043) (104-117-4,383) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801)
(47-61-3,201) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. BEDDER demolished SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1
minute one-sided melee. Bedder is our best Striker.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (136-101-0,288) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(107-28) (0-0-0,200). JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3
minute brawl. Jello is top Total Parry and... the Arenamaster is surprised!
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (164-101-1,271) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(317-203-4,184) of RHYME TYME. 1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1
minute one-sided fight. The Matador is our best Waste. Mod Cod, as always, is
overall popularity leader. He's also top Lunger.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (64-55-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113)
(60-53-0,192) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. HARD KNOCKS was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a
1 minute one-sided duel. Okay, Mr. Knocks is our best Aimed Blow.
DERAFF (35-4777) (26-26-2,193) of HOUSE JHEREG fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (64-79-
2,175) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. DERAFF was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1
minute mismatched brawl. Mr. Diapers is Storm Rock's best Basher.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (50-59-3,180) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought JEDI YETI (18-10860)
(30-28-2,177) of CENTER FOR OLDS. INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated JEDI YETI in an
action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Mr. Montoya is, as usual, top Slasher and this
was an impressive (if short) fight.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (38-36-2,159) of BIG LAKE PURE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-
501) (28-21-3,136) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated BARNABUS
CROW in an action packed 3 minute duel. Ah. Mr. Crow was voted this turn's most
popular fighter.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (66-54-3,173) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (32-22-
2,118) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 1
minute uneven match.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (29-30-0,146) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6)
(0-0-0,130). BALDING GRAY was defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute
match.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (33-20-0,79) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (50-101-0,56) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. THE LEPER'S HAND devastated I'M POWERLESS in
an exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FLAT (72-6880) (27-12-2,18) of BASH BROS TIRES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-0-
0,70). FLAT was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Flat
is our least popular fighter this turn, and it was easy to see why.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (37-67-1,58) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (18-9-0,70) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MR. BRATWURST
in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. Mr Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.
Is the Smog Cutter a good place to drink? Snide Clemens said it isn't. I haven't
tried it. Guess I should. I need to know these things.
Okay, that's all for now. Bye!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 73 54 0 241 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 105 117 4 394 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 137 101 0 296 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 318 203 4 235 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 164 102 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 61 53 0 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 27 44 0 198 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 65 79 2 195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
RAYNER 20-182 47 55 3 193 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 51 59 3 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 47 62 3 190 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 32 21 0 179 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 64 56 0 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DERAFF 35-4777 26 27 2 175 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JEDI YETI 18-10860 30 29 2 168 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 39 36 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
QUICK 81-2926 33 22 2 163 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 28 22 3 141 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 66 55 3 138 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 29 31 0 133 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-LOCARE 43-5216 22 11 2 127 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 34 20 0 84 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 38 67 1 80 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 50 102 0 56 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 18 10 0 54 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLAT 72-6880 27 13 2 21 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHATROOMMATE devastated RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER demolished SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARD KNOCKS was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DERAFF was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated JEDI YETI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated BARNABUS CROW in a action packed 3 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BALDING GRAY was defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute match.
THE LEPER'S HAND devastated I'M POWERLESS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FLAT was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MR. BRATWURST in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 19 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 17 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 16 - 1 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 17 - 0 37 |
Turn 207 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 73 54 0 241 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 105 117 4 394 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 137 101 0 296 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 318 203 4 235 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 164 102 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 65 79 2 195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 47 55 3 193 DEADLINE (432)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 51 59 3 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 64 56 0 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 38 67 1 80 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BARNABUS CROW 20-501. The ten other most popular fighters were RESTRAINED
CONTEMPT 28-5472, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MR RIGHT HANDED
72-6876, BEDDER 18-10043, MOD COD 55-2638, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and DERAFF 35-4777.
The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880. The other ten least popular
fighters were MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BALDING GRAY 42-5022,
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, JEDI YETI 18-10860, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, RAYNER 20-182, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, and QUICK 81-2926.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 5 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 73 54 0 241 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 47 55 3 193 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 39 36 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 51 59 3 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 26 27 2 175 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 65 79 2 195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 137 101 0 296 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 318 203 4 235 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 50 102 0 56 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 38 67 1 80 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 61 53 0 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE