AD Date : 08/06/2019 Duedate: 08/19/2019 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 207 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 911 618 5 59.6 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 4 DEADLINE 20/432 23 30 1 43.4 2 RHYME TYME 55/385 55 16 0 77.5 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 63 121 3 34.2 3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 165 190 6 46.5 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 21 39 1 35.0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hey there! Well, it was a quiet day for Storm Rock. There were thirteen fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths. But just three stand-ins, which is good. We've got the same Champion of the Horn as last time. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (72-54- 0,231) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (47-54-3,197) of DEADLINE. CHATROOMMATE devastated RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. The Roommate is top Parry-Lunge, Rayner is top Parry-Riposte. BEDDER (18-10043) (104-117-4,383) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (47-61-3,201) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. BEDDER demolished SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. Bedder is our best Striker. JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (136-101-0,288) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200). JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute brawl. Jello is top Total Parry and... the Arenamaster is surprised! 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (164-101-1,271) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) (317-203-4,184) of RHYME TYME. 1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided fight. The Matador is our best Waste. Mod Cod, as always, is overall popularity leader. He's also top Lunger. HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (64-55-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (60-53-0,192) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. HARD KNOCKS was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Okay, Mr. Knocks is our best Aimed Blow. DERAFF (35-4777) (26-26-2,193) of HOUSE JHEREG fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (64-79- 2,175) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. DERAFF was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. Mr. Diapers is Storm Rock's best Basher. INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (50-59-3,180) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (30-28-2,177) of CENTER FOR OLDS. INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated JEDI YETI in an action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Mr. Montoya is, as usual, top Slasher and this was an impressive (if short) fight. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (38-36-2,159) of BIG LAKE PURE fought BARNABUS CROW (20- 501) (28-21-3,136) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated BARNABUS CROW in an action packed 3 minute duel. Ah. Mr. Crow was voted this turn's most popular fighter. TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (66-54-3,173) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (32-22- 2,118) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 1 minute uneven match. BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (29-30-0,146) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6) (0-0-0,130). BALDING GRAY was defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute match. THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (33-20-0,79) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS (59- 2629) (50-101-0,56) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. THE LEPER'S HAND devastated I'M POWERLESS in an exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. FLAT (72-6880) (27-12-2,18) of BASH BROS TIRES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-0- 0,70). FLAT was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Flat is our least popular fighter this turn, and it was easy to see why. MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (37-67-1,58) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42- 5106) (18-9-0,70) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MR. BRATWURST in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. Mr Right Handed is top Parry-Strike. Is the Smog Cutter a good place to drink? Snide Clemens said it isn't. I haven't tried it. Guess I should. I need to know these things. Okay, that's all for now. Bye! -- Olaf Modeen CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 73 54 0 241 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEDDER 18-10043 105 117 4 394 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 137 101 0 296 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 318 203 4 235 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 164 102 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 61 53 0 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE -OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 27 44 0 198 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 65 79 2 195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME RAYNER 20-182 47 55 3 193 DEADLINE (432) SEAM INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 51 59 3 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 47 62 3 190 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 32 21 0 179 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 64 56 0 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI DERAFF 35-4777 26 27 2 175 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA JEDI YETI 18-10860 30 29 2 168 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 39 36 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA QUICK 81-2926 33 22 2 163 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BARNABUS CROW 20-501 28 22 3 141 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 66 55 3 138 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI BALDING GRAY 42-5022 29 31 0 133 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI -LOCARE 43-5216 22 11 2 127 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 34 20 0 84 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 38 67 1 80 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 50 102 0 56 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 18 10 0 54 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FLAT 72-6880 27 13 2 21 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CHATROOMMATE devastated RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. BEDDER demolished SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute brawl. 1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided fight. HARD KNOCKS was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute one-sided duel. DERAFF was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated JEDI YETI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated BARNABUS CROW in a action packed 3 minute duel. TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 1 minute uneven match. BALDING GRAY was defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute match. THE LEPER'S HAND devastated I'M POWERLESS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. FLAT was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout. MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MR. BRATWURST in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 5 - 0 75 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 8 - 0 60 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 19 - 0 53 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 17 - 1 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 16 - 1 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 10 - 14 - 0 42 | |AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 17 - 0 37 | Turn 207 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 73 54 0 241 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 105 117 4 394 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 137 101 0 296 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 318 203 4 235 RHYME TYME (385) WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 164 102 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 65 79 2 195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 47 55 3 193 DEADLINE (432) SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 51 59 3 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 64 56 0 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 38 67 1 80 BASH BROS TIRES (411) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was BARNABUS CROW 20-501. The ten other most popular fighters were RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, BEDDER 18-10043, MOD COD 55-2638, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and DERAFF 35-4777. The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880. The other ten least popular fighters were MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, JEDI YETI 18-10860, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, RAYNER 20-182, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, and QUICK 81-2926. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 5 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 73 54 0 241 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RAYNER 20-182 47 55 3 193 DEADLINE (432) SEAM RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 39 36 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 51 59 3 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND DERAFF 35-4777 26 27 2 175 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 65 79 2 195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 137 101 0 296 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 318 203 4 235 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 50 102 0 56 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 38 67 1 80 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 61 53 0 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE