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Date   : 09/03/2019    Duedate: 09/16/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 209

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  917  626   5 59.4    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411   95  190   3 33.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     57   16   0 78.1      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  173  194   6 47.1    5 DEADLINE 20/432       23   32   1 41.8
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438     26   47   1 35.6
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heya!

There were twelve fights today and only two stand-ins.  No one avoided, Locare 
challenged, no one died.

LOCARE (43-5216) (22-11-2,127) of DOLI CAPAX challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (64-57-
0,170) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  LOCARE was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.  Hard Knocks is Storm Rock's leading Aimed Blow.  I do 
hope Locare gained some skills from that brave challenge.

MOD COD (55-2638) (319-203-4,255) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (138-
101-0,305) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in an exciting 1 
minute uneven Title battle.  So, Mod Cod is still Champion of the Horn, overall 
popularity leader, and top Lunger.  Jello Knuckles has lost his stylemaster honors.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (73-55-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (66-79-2,200) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  CHATROOMMATE overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in 
a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.  The Roommate is top Parry-Lunge, while Mr. 
Diapers is the leading Basher.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (62-53-0,207) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RAYNER (20-182) (47-
56-3,194) of DEADLINE.  BURM WOLFSNARL savagely defeated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 6 
minute bloody match.  Wolfsnarl is now our leading Total Parry, and this turn's 
favorite fighter.  Rayner is the top Parry-Riposte.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (47-63-3,187) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (30-30-2,174) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by JEDI YETI 
in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (52-59-3,202) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (67-55-3,163) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA beat TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute 
brawl.  Mr. Montoya is our bes Slasher, as usual.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (40-36-2,176) of BIG LAKE PURE fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (29-32-0,132) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT overcame BALDING GRAY in a 
action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.  Restrained Contempt is still the top Wall of 
Steel around here.

DERAFF (35-4777) (26-28-2,169) of HOUSE JHEREG fought QUICK (81-2926) (33-23-2,148) of 
BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  DERAFF vanquished QUICK in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Deraff is top 
Striker.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (29-22-3,147) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (35-20-0,94) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BARNABUS CROW was savagely defeated by THE 
LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute duel.

FLAT (72-6880) (28-13-2,48) of BASH BROS TIRES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-
0-0,30).  FLAT was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven match.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (38-68-1,75) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (18-11-0,36) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by MR. 
BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Mr Right handed is our most highly 
recognized Parry-Strike.  Aren't there any others?  Oh, and the poor sap is least 
popular, too.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (51-102-0,60) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-
0-0,50).  I'M POWERLESS was demolished by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute bloody mismatched 
competition.

So... that's all, folks.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen and proud of it

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             320 203  4  285  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEDDER 18-10043             105 117  4  394  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        74  55  0  221  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        63  53  0  213  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    164 102  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      138 102  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        53  59  3  205  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 RAYNER 20-182                47  57  3  197  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        66  80  2  195  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           31  30  2  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DERAFF 35-4777               27  28  2  179  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  41  36  2  178  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          65  57  0  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       47  64  3  170  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         67  56  3  167  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                33  24  2  143  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         29  33  0  142  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     36  20  0  133  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 LOCARE 43-5216               22  12  2  130  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         29  23  3  120  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        19  11  0   66  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        19   8  0   65  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-SAABO 35-4859                17   5  1   50  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      38  69  1   47  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        51 103  0   45  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 FLAT 72-6880                 28  14  2   29  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOCARE was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
BURM WOLFSNARL savagely defeated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody match.
SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
INIGO MONTOYA beat TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute brawl.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT overcame BALDING GRAY in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
DERAFF vanquished QUICK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BARNABUS CROW was savagely defeated by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute duel.
FLAT was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven match.
MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
I'M POWERLESS was demolished by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute bloody mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  17 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  16 -  1      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |

Turn 209 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           320 203  4  285 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      74  55  0  221 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      63  53  0  213 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      53  59  3  205 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              47  57  3  197 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      66  80  2  195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
STRIKING ATTACK  DERAFF 35-4777             27  28  2  179 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  41  36  2  178 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        65  57  0  176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    38  69  1   47 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S HAND 
81-2940, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, RAYNER 20-182, MOD COD 
55-2638, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, HARD 
KNOCKS 42-4555, and JEDI YETI 18-10860.

The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLAT 72-6880, QUICK 81-2926, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, LOCARE 
43-5216, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, MR. 
BRATWURST 42-5106, DERAFF 35-4777, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       74  55  0  221  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               47  57  3  197  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  41  36  2  178  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       53  59  3  205  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              27  28  2  179  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       66  80  2  195  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     138 102  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LOCARE 43-5216              22  12  2  130  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638            320 203  4  285  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       51 103  0   45  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     38  69  1   47  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       63  53  0  213  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE