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Date   : 09/17/2019    Duedate: 09/30/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 210

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  924  627   5 59.6    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411   95  194   3 32.9
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     58   16   0 78.4      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  176  198   6 47.1    5 DEADLINE 20/432       23   33   1 41.1
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438     26   50   1 34.2
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heya!

LOCARE (43-5216) (22-12-2,130) of DOLI CAPAX challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (65-57-
0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  LOCARE was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.  Hard Knocks was our most challenged fighter this turn, 
and also the top Aimed Blow.

MOD COD (55-2638) (320-203-4,285) of RHYME TYME fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (63-53-
0,213) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  MOD COD vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in an exciting 1 
minute uneven Title battle.  So, the Cod is still our highest ranked Lunger, overall 
popularity leader, and the Champion of the Horn.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (74-55-0,221) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (53-59-3,205) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated INIGO MONTOYA 
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody duel.  This was a significant fight, in which our 
best Parry-Lunge fought the best Slasher.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (31-30-2,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (47-57-
3,197) of DEADLINE.  JEDI YETI savagely defeated RAYNER in an exciting 2 minute bloody 
fight.  Rayner is still our best (currently only) Parry-Riposte.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (138-102-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 
(28-5472) (41-36-2,178) of BIG LAKE PURE.  JELLO KNUCKLES devastated RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT in a 3 minute one-sided duel.  Mr. Knuckles is our most highly recognized 
Total Parry and this turn's favorite fighter, while Mr. Contempt is the leading Wall 
of Steel.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (66-80-2,195) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought IMPRISONED SPY 
(107-9) (0-0-0,170).  DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute 
one-sided competition.  Hmm.  Mr. Diapers is still top Basher.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (67-56-3,167) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-501) 
(29-23-3,120) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  TANTRUM YOGA vanquished BARNABUS CROW in a popular 
1 minute gruesome uneven duel.

DERAFF (35-4777) (27-28-2,179) of HOUSE JHEREG fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (47-64-
3,170) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  DERAFF lost to SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 minute 
fight.  Sye the Bearded is our best recognized Striker.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (29-33-0,142) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (36-20-0,133) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BALDING GRAY was beaten by THE LEPER'S HAND 
in a popular 2 minute melee.

QUICK (81-2926) (33-24-2,143) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-7) (0-0-
0,110).  QUICK overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided 
match.

SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (15-16-2,63) of BIG LAKE PURE fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) 
(19-8-0,65) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SIMPLY AMAZING was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 
minute one-sided battle.

FLAT (72-6880) (28-14-2,29) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) (0-
0-0,30).  FLAT was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided 
conflict.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (38-69-1,47) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (19-11-0,66) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST 
in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  Mr Right Handed is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Strike.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (51-103-0,45) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-
0-0,50).  I'M POWERLESS was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched 
bout.  I'm Powerless was voted the least popular fighter this turn.

Novgorodny Vir said "Ask not a spy reporter for councel, for he will pontificate long 
after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor."  Do I do that?

Well, I guess I've pontificated long enough.  This is Olaf Modeen, signing off.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             321 203  4  301  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        75  55  0  229  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      139 102  0  220  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        63  54  0  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           32  30  2  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        53  60  3  200  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 RAYNER 20-182                47  58  3  190  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       48  64  3  183  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          66  57  0  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  41  37  2  180  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        66  81  2  172  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         68  56  3  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DERAFF 35-4777               27  29  2  170  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                34  24  2  148  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     37  20  0  146  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         29  34  0  136  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LOCARE 43-5216               22  13  2  134  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         29  24  3  126  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        20   8  0   75  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        20  11  0   72  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       15  17  2   57  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      38  70  1   44  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        51 104  0   36  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 FLAT 72-6880                 28  15  2   19  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOCARE was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody duel.
JEDI YETI savagely defeated RAYNER in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished BARNABUS CROW in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
DERAFF lost to SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 minute fight.
BALDING GRAY was beaten by THE LEPER'S HAND in a popular 2 minute melee.
QUICK overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided match.
SIMPLY AMAZING was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FLAT was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
I'M POWERLESS was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  17 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |

Turn 210 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           321 203  4  301 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      75  55  0  229 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    139 102  0  220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      53  60  3  200 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              47  58  3  190 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     48  64  3  183 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        66  57  0  180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  41  37  2  180 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      66  81  2  172 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    38  70  1   44 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S 
HAND 81-2940, JEDI YETI 18-10860, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, 
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, QUICK 81-2926, DERAFF 35-4777, MOD COD 55-2638, MR. BRATWURST 
42-5106, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLAT 72-6880, LOCARE 43-5216, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, BALDING 
GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, RAYNER 20-182, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MR 
RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       75  55  0  229  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               47  58  3  190  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  41  37  2  180  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       53  60  3  200  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              27  29  2  170  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       66  81  2  172  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     139 102  0  220  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LOCARE 43-5216              22  13  2  134  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638            321 203  4  301  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       51 104  0   36  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     38  70  1   44  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       63  54  0  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      SPANDEX SNOWMAN (84-10074) 072209C  (1821) 
                    BLUE WAFFLES (84-35277) BUBBA'S DINER  (6183) 
                          TP-AB (85-3045) A-GQ-DECEIT  (565) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes