AD Date : 09/17/2019 Duedate: 09/30/2019 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 210 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 924 627 5 59.6 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 95 194 3 32.9 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375 2 RHYME TYME 55/385 58 16 0 78.4 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 176 198 6 47.1 5 DEADLINE 20/432 23 33 1 41.1 BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438 26 50 1 34.2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Heya! LOCARE (43-5216) (22-12-2,130) of DOLI CAPAX challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (65-57- 0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LOCARE was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Hard Knocks was our most challenged fighter this turn, and also the top Aimed Blow. MOD COD (55-2638) (320-203-4,285) of RHYME TYME fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (63-53- 0,213) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. MOD COD vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in an exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle. So, the Cod is still our highest ranked Lunger, overall popularity leader, and the Champion of the Horn. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (74-55-0,221) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33- 8054) (53-59-3,205) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody duel. This was a significant fight, in which our best Parry-Lunge fought the best Slasher. JEDI YETI (18-10860) (31-30-2,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (47-57- 3,197) of DEADLINE. JEDI YETI savagely defeated RAYNER in an exciting 2 minute bloody fight. Rayner is still our best (currently only) Parry-Riposte. JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (138-102-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (41-36-2,178) of BIG LAKE PURE. JELLO KNUCKLES devastated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 3 minute one-sided duel. Mr. Knuckles is our most highly recognized Total Parry and this turn's favorite fighter, while Mr. Contempt is the leading Wall of Steel. DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (66-80-2,195) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) (0-0-0,170). DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided competition. Hmm. Mr. Diapers is still top Basher. TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (67-56-3,167) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (29-23-3,120) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished BARNABUS CROW in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel. DERAFF (35-4777) (27-28-2,179) of HOUSE JHEREG fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (47-64- 3,170) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. DERAFF lost to SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 minute fight. Sye the Bearded is our best recognized Striker. BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (29-33-0,142) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81- 2940) (36-20-0,133) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BALDING GRAY was beaten by THE LEPER'S HAND in a popular 2 minute melee. QUICK (81-2926) (33-24-2,143) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-7) (0-0- 0,110). QUICK overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided match. SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (15-16-2,63) of BIG LAKE PURE fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (19-8-0,65) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SIMPLY AMAZING was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided battle. FLAT (72-6880) (28-14-2,29) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) (0- 0-0,30). FLAT was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (38-69-1,47) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42- 5106) (19-11-0,66) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Mr Right Handed is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Strike. I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (51-103-0,45) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0- 0-0,50). I'M POWERLESS was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched bout. I'm Powerless was voted the least popular fighter this turn. Novgorodny Vir said "Ask not a spy reporter for councel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor." Do I do that? Well, I guess I've pontificated long enough. This is Olaf Modeen, signing off. -- Olaf Modeen CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOD COD 55-2638 321 203 4 301 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 75 55 0 229 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 139 102 0 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 63 54 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE JEDI YETI 18-10860 32 30 2 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 53 60 3 200 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND RAYNER 20-182 47 58 3 190 DEADLINE (432) SEAM SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 48 64 3 183 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 66 57 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 41 37 2 180 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 66 81 2 172 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 68 56 3 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI DERAFF 35-4777 27 29 2 170 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY QUICK 81-2926 34 24 2 148 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 37 20 0 146 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE BALDING GRAY 42-5022 29 34 0 136 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI LOCARE 43-5216 22 13 2 134 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN BARNABUS CROW 20-501 29 24 3 126 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 20 8 0 75 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 20 11 0 72 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 15 17 2 57 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 38 70 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 51 104 0 36 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS FLAT 72-6880 28 15 2 19 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS LOCARE was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. MOD COD vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle. CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody duel. JEDI YETI savagely defeated RAYNER in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight. JELLO KNUCKLES devastated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 3 minute one-sided duel. DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided competition. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished BARNABUS CROW in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel. DERAFF lost to SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 minute fight. BALDING GRAY was beaten by THE LEPER'S HAND in a popular 2 minute melee. QUICK overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided match. SIMPLY AMAZING was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided battle. FLAT was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. MR RIGHT HANDED was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched bout. I'M POWERLESS was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 5 - 0 75 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 7 - 0 59 | |AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 17 - 0 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 16 - 1 48 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 1 48 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 0 43 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 16 - 0 41 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 | Turn 210 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 321 203 4 301 RHYME TYME (385) PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 75 55 0 229 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 139 102 0 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 53 60 3 200 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 47 58 3 190 DEADLINE (432) STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 48 64 3 183 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 66 57 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 41 37 2 180 BIG LAKE PURE (437) BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 66 81 2 172 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 38 70 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, JEDI YETI 18-10860, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, QUICK 81-2926, DERAFF 35-4777, MOD COD 55-2638, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least popular fighters were FLAT 72-6880, LOCARE 43-5216, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, RAYNER 20-182, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 75 55 0 229 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RAYNER 20-182 47 58 3 190 DEADLINE (432) SEAM RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 41 37 2 180 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 53 60 3 200 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND DERAFF 35-4777 27 29 2 170 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 66 81 2 172 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 139 102 0 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI LOCARE 43-5216 22 13 2 134 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN MOD COD 55-2638 321 203 4 301 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 51 104 0 36 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 38 70 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 63 54 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. SPANDEX SNOWMAN (84-10074) 072209C (1821) BLUE WAFFLES (84-35277) BUBBA'S DINER (6183) TP-AB (85-3045) A-GQ-DECEIT (565) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes