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Date   : 10/01/2019    Duedate: 10/14/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 211

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  927  632   5 59.5    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411   97  196   3 33.1
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     59   16   0 78.7      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  180  201   6 47.2    5 DEADLINE 20/432       23   34   1 40.4
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 DOLI CAPAX 43/438     27   52   1 34.2
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heya...

Well, there were 13 fights today including 4 challenges.  We've got the same old 
Champion of the Horn.  Nobody died, and nobody avoided.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (63-54-0,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE 
(18-10034) (75-55-0,229) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by 
CHATROOMMATE in a 7 minute Challenge fight.  Chatroommate is still our top Parry-Lunge 
and was voted this turn's favorite fighter.

QUICK (81-2926) (34-24-2,148) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged DERAFF (35-4777) (27-29-
2,170) of HOUSE JHEREG.  QUICK was demolished by DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge melee.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (29-24-3,126) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (66-57-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BARNABUS CROW was savagely defeated by HARD 
KNOCKS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.  Hard Knocks, of course, is this arena's best 
Aimed Blow.

LOCARE (43-5216) (22-13-2,134) of DOLI CAPAX challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (66-
81-2,172) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  LOCARE was luckily beaten by DIRTY DIAPERS in an 
exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  Mr. Diapers remains our top Basher.

SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (15-17-2,57) of BIG LAKE PURE challenged MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (20-11-0,72) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SIMPLY AMAZING unbelievably bested MR. 
BRATWURST in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.

MOD COD (55-2638) (321-203-4,301) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (139-
102-0,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-
sided Title struggle.  Mod Cod is top Lunger, overall pop leader, and, of course, 
Champion of the Horn.  Jello Knuckles is our best Total Parry.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (32-30-2,203) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) 
(48-64-3,183) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  JEDI YETI was handily defeated by SYE THE BEARDED 
in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Mr. Bearded is still top Striker.

RAYNER (20-182) (47-58-3,190) of DEADLINE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (53-60-3,200) 
of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  RAYNER was vanquished by INIGO MONTOYA in an action packed 3 
minute one-sided duel.  Rayner is top Parry-Riposte while Inigo Montoya is top 
Slasher.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (68-56-3,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (41-37-2,180) of BIG LAKE PURE.  TANTRUM YOGA overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in 
a 2 minute one-sided fight.  Mr. Contempt is our leading Wall of Steel.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (29-34-0,136) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (37-20-0,146) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BALDING GRAY was overpowered by THE LEPER'S 
HAND in a 1 minute one-sided match.

FLAT (72-6880) (28-15-2,19) of BASH BROS TIRES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-
0-0,30).  FLAT was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided 
contest.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (38-70-1,44) of BASH BROS TIRES fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (20-8-0,75) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 
minute mismatched bout.  Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-Strike, while $5 Prominator 
is the least popular fighter in Storm Rock this turn.

1I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (51-104-0,36) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-
0-0,50).  I'M POWERLESS was overcome by R.O.U.S. in an action packed 2 minute fight.

Storm Rock does not have more dishwashers than fighters.  I see a lot of dirty dishes 
around here.  Of course, that's just my apartment.

So... gotta go.  Not to wash dishes.  It's time for a serious nap.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             322 203  4  331  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        76  55  0  242  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      139 103  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        54  60  3  210  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       49  64  3  204  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        63  55  0  203  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         69  56  3  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RAYNER 20-182                47  59  3  184  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          67  57  0  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           32  31  2  181  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DERAFF 35-4777               28  29  2  179  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        67  81  2  174  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  41  38  2  168  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     38  20  0  154  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                34  25  2  144  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 LOCARE 43-5216               22  14  2  139  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         29  25  3  138  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         29  35  0  134  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RISHVI 81-3045               24  11  2   85  PRAY THE GODS (414)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      39  70  1   76  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       16  17  2   76  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        20  12  0   60  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        20   9  0   49  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        51 105  0   38  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAT 72-6880                 28  16  2   12  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by CHATROOMMATE in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
QUICK was demolished by DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BARNABUS CROW was savagely defeated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LOCARE was luckily beaten by DIRTY DIAPERS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
SIMPLY AMAZING unbelievably bested MR. BRATWURST in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
JEDI YETI was handily defeated by SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RAYNER was vanquished by INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 3 minute one-sided duel.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BALDING GRAY was overpowered by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FLAT was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MR RIGHT HANDED devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
I'M POWERLESS was overcome by R.O.U.S. in a action packed 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  17 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  16 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  15 -  0      25  |

Turn 211 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           322 203  4  331 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      76  55  0  242 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    139 103  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      54  60  3  210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     49  64  3  204 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              47  59  3  184 DEADLINE (432)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        67  57  0  182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      67  81  2  174 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  41  38  2  168 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    39  70  1   76 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, RAYNER 20-182, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, 
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693.

The least popular fighter this week was $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLAT 72-6880, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, JEDI YETI 18-10860, QUICK 
81-2926, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, 
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, LOCARE 43-5216, and DERAFF 35-4777.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       76  55  0  242  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               47  59  3  184  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  41  38  2  168  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       54  60  3  210  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              28  29  2  179  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       67  81  2  174  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     139 103  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LOCARE 43-5216              22  14  2  139  DOLI CAPAX (438)           VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638            322 203  4  331  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       51 105  0   38  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     39  70  1   76  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      49  64  3  204  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE