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Date : 10/29/2019 Duedate: 11/11/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 213
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 939 636 5 59.6 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 100 201 3 33.2
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 60 17 1 77.9 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 162 188 6 46.3 5 DEADLINE 20/432 23 36 1 39.0
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 24 48 1 33.3
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
Today in Storm Rock there were thirteen fights, six challenges, one death, and just
two stand-ins.
It looks like Mr. Montoya would like to be Champion of the Horn. INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (55-60-3,217) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (140-103-
0,280) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1
minute Challenge Title fight. Inigo is still the top Slasher, Mr. Knucles is still
top TP, so nothing much has changed.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (63-56-0,204) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (33-31-2,196) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by JEDI
YETI in a 2 minute Challenge melee. Jedi Yeti is this turn's favorite fighter.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (42-38-2,170) of BIG LAKE PURE challenged BALDING GRAY
(42-5022) (29-36-0,140) of COLOR ME SUAVE. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT slimly won victory
over BALDING GRAY in a 3 minute brawl. Restrained Contempt is still our leading (and
only) Wall of Steel.
DERAFF (35-4777) (28-30-2,178) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (68-
81-2,181) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. DERAFF was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge match. Honestly, anyone could be overpowered by dirty
diapers, eh? Mr. Diapers is top Basher.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (29-26-3,142) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged QUICK (81-2926)
(34-26-2,142) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by QUICK in a
2 minute gory Challenge duel. No stylemasters in this one.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (16-18-2,60) of BIG LAKE PURE challenged MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (21-12-0,79) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SIMPLY AMAZING was devastated by MR. BRATWURST
in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (77-55-0,254) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (49-65-3,186) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. CHATROOMMATE slimly won victory over SYE THE
BEARDED in a 3 minute melee.
Here's where the death happened. MOD COD (55-2638) (322-204-4,199) of RHYME TYME
fought RAYNER (20-182) (47-60-3,178) of DEADLINE. MOD COD slaughtered RAYNER in a 1
minute one-sided duel. Mod Cod is top Lunger, as usual, and poor Rayner is top Parry-
Riposte. Booze won't help that resurrection hangover, Rayner. Fruit juice helps a
bit. As always, Mod Cod is our overall popularity leader.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (70-56-3,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-
11) (0-0-0,220). TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (68-57-0,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (39-20-0,160) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. HARD KNOCKS beat THE LEPER'S HAND in a 2
minute melee. As always, Hard Knocks is our highest ranked Aimed Blow.
FLAT (72-6880) (28-17-2,17) of BASH BROS TIRES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-0-
0,70). FLAT was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
fight. Ouch!
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (39-71-1,63) of BASH BROS TIRES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70). MR RIGHT HANDED was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict. Mr Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (52-105-0,60) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (20-10-0,33) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR
in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. Ew, I'm Powerless was voted least popular this turn.
No wonder -- folks lost money on that one.
Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty. Bye for
now!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 141 103 0 291 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 78 55 0 258 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MOD COD 55-2638 323 204 5 244 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 34 31 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 55 61 3 200 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 69 57 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 63 57 0 194 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 49 66 3 194 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 70 57 3 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 69 81 2 190 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 47 61 3 180 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 43 38 2 172 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
DERAFF 35-4777 28 31 2 169 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 39 21 0 166 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUICK 81-2926 35 26 2 150 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 29 37 0 147 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 29 27 3 139 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
-LOCARE 43-5216 22 14 2 139 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 22 12 0 85 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 16 19 2 58 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 21 10 0 57 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 39 72 1 55 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 52 106 0 39 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLAT 72-6880 28 18 2 20 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
RAYNER 20-182 47 61 3 DEADLINE 432 MOD COD 55-2638 213
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by JEDI YETI in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT slimly won victory over BALDING GRAY in a 3 minute brawl.
DERAFF was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by QUICK in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
SIMPLY AMAZING was devastated by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CHATROOMMATE slimly won victory over SYE THE BEARDED in a 3 minute melee.
MOD COD slaughtered RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARD KNOCKS beat THE LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute melee.
FLAT was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
I'M POWERLESS was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 17 - 1 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 18 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 14 - 1 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
Turn 213 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 141 103 0 291 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 78 55 0 258 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 323 204 5 244 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 55 61 3 200 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 69 57 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 49 66 3 194 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 69 81 2 190 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 47 61 3 180 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 43 38 2 172 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 39 72 1 55 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDING GRAY
42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801,
QUICK 81-2926, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106,
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, FLAT 72-6880, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563,
RAYNER 20-182, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, DERAFF 35-4777, INIGO
MONTOYA 33-8054, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, and MOD COD 55-2638.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 3 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 78 55 0 258 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 47 61 3 180 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 43 38 2 172 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 55 61 3 200 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 28 31 2 169 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 69 81 2 190 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 141 103 0 291 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 323 204 5 244 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 52 106 0 39 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 39 72 1 55 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 63 57 0 194 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE