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Date : 11/26/2019 Duedate: 12/09/2019
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 215
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 946 645 5 59.5 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 105 204 4 34.0
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 61 18 1 77.2 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 195 214 6 47.7 5 DEADLINE 20/432 23 38 1 37.7
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 25 51 1 32.9
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi!
There were 12 fights today, 4 challenges (all by the Big Lake teams), just one stand-
in, no avoids, and no deaths.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (56-61-3,212) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged MOD COD (55-2638)
(324-204-5,274) of RHYME TYME. INIGO MONTOYA devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge Title fight. This means that Mr. Montoya is now Champion of the
horn as well as our best Slasher. Mod Cod is still our top Lunger, and overall
popularity leader.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (50-66-3,201) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS
(38-5071) (69-82-2,189) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SYE THE BEARDED savagely defeated
DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee. The Bearded one is our leading
Striker. Mr. Diapers is top Basher.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (40-21-0,179) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged BARNABUS CROW
(20-501) (29-28-3,141) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. THE LEPER'S HAND savagely defeated
BARNABUS CROW in a 2 minute Challenge duel. The Leper's Hand was voted most popular
fighter this turn.
DERAFF (35-4777) (28-32-2,162) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged JEDI YETI (18-10860) (34-32-
2,189) of CENTER FOR OLDS. DERAFF overpowered JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge fight.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (44-38-2,174) of BIG LAKE PURE challenged BALDING GRAY
(42-5022) (29-38-0,150) of COLOR ME SUAVE. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was bested by BALDING
GRAY in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge brawl. Mr. Contempt leads the arena in the Wall
of Steel style.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (79-55-0,271) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-
22) (0-0-0,181). CHATROOMMATE overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute bloody one-
sided struggle. The Blacksmith was our only stand-in today. Chatroommate is our
reigning Parry-Lunge.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (141-104-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (47-
62-3,177) of DEADLINE. JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated RAYNER in an action packed 2
minute uneven fight. Rayner is Storm Rock's highest ranked Parry-Riposte.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (64-57-0,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (70-57-0,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over HARD KNOCKS in
a 2 minute duel. Mr. Wolfsnarl is our best Total Parry, while Mr. Knocks is our
leading Aimed Blow.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (70-58-3,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (36-26-
2,156) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TANTRUM YOGA overpowered QUICK in a popular 1 minute
uneven duel.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (16-20-2,32) of BIG LAKE PURE fought FLAT (72-6880) (29-18-
2,50) of BASH BROS TIRES. SIMPLY AMAZING was overpowered by FLAT in a 1 minute uneven
match.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (40-72-1,86) of BASH BROS TIRES fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (21-11-0,43) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered $5 PROMINATOR in a
1 minute one-sided fight. Mr Right Handed is this arena's best Parry-Strike.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (53-106-1,86) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (22-13-0,60) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS was demolished by MR. BRATWURST
in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Ooh... $5 Prominator won the booby prize this
turn.
That's all I can think of to talk about. So... Anyone having a big holiday feast this
week? I'll be glad to drop in and eat.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 57 61 3 283 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 80 55 0 277 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 65 57 0 223 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 142 104 0 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 51 66 3 204 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 71 58 3 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 70 58 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 324 205 5 190 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 69 83 2 188 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
DERAFF 35-4777 29 32 2 188 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 41 21 0 181 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 47 63 3 180 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 30 38 0 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 34 33 2 165 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 44 39 2 158 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
QUICK 81-2926 36 27 2 158 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 29 29 3 150 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 41 72 1 90 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 23 13 0 83 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-MANAGING UP 32-6819 18 20 0 74 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 53 107 1 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
FLAT 72-6880 30 18 2 55 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 21 12 0 44 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 16 21 2 30 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SYE THE BEARDED savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
THE LEPER'S HAND savagely defeated BARNABUS CROW in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DERAFF overpowered JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was bested by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge brawl.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated RAYNER in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered QUICK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SIMPLY AMAZING was overpowered by FLAT in a 1 minute uneven match.
MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
I'M POWERLESS was demolished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 18 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 19 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
Turn 215 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 57 61 3 283 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 80 55 0 277 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 65 57 0 223 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 51 66 3 204 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 70 58 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 324 205 5 190 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 69 83 2 188 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 47 63 3 180 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 44 39 2 158 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 41 72 1 90 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940. The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and DERAFF 35-4777.
The least popular fighter this week was $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107. The other ten least
popular fighters were SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, JEDI YETI 18-10860, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, QUICK 81-2926, RAYNER 20-182, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, MR RIGHT HANDED
72-6876, FLAT 72-6880, MOD COD 55-2638, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 80 55 0 277 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 47 63 3 180 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 44 39 2 158 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 57 61 3 283 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 29 32 2 188 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 69 83 2 188 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 142 104 0 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 324 205 5 190 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 53 107 1 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 41 72 1 90 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 65 57 0 223 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE