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Date   : 12/10/2019    Duedate: 12/23/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 216

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  950  648   5 59.4    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  108  205   4 34.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     62   18   1 77.5      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  150  188   5 44.4    5 DEADLINE 20/432       24   38   1 38.7
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426   13   26   1 33.3
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Well, we saw eleven fights today, two challenges, no avoids, no deaths, and no stand-
ins.  That means 22 fighters participated.

DERAFF (35-4777) (29-32-2,188) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (324-205-
5,190) of RHYME TYME.  DERAFF was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge fight.  Deraff is top Striker and Mod Cod is top Lunger, in addition to 
being the overall popularity leader.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (29-29-3,150) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (34-33-2,165) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by JEDI 
YETI in a 2 minute Challenge battle.  No awards were won here, but it was still a 
decent fight.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (57-61-3,283) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (80-55-0,277) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  INIGO MONTOYA was savagely defeated by 
CHATROOMMATE in a 4 minute Title duel.  Montoya is top Slasher and the Roommate is top 
Parry-Lunge in addition to being Champion of the Horn and this turn's favorite 
fighter.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (65-57-0,223) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (69-83-2,188) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  BURM WOLFSNARL narrowly defeated DIRTY 
DIAPERS in an exciting 2 minute fight.  Okay, Wolfsnarl is our leading (only) Total 
Parry, while Diapers is our best recognized Basher.  Good fight.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (71-58-3,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) 
(51-66-3,204) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued SYE THE BEARDED in 
an action packed 2 minute gory brawl.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (41-21-0,181) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (30-38-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  THE LEPER'S HAND bested BALDING GRAY in a 2 
minute match.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (70-58-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (44-39-2,158) of BIG LAKE PURE.  HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT in a popular 2 minute competition.  Mr. Knocks is our most highly recognized 
Aimed Blow.  Mr. Contempt is the top (only) Wall of Steel.

RAYNER (20-182) (47-63-3,180) of DEADLINE fought QUICK (81-2926) (36-27-2,158) of BIG 
LAKE SOLUTION.  RAYNER vanquished QUICK in an action packed 5 minute uneven duel.  
Rayner is our best of two Parry-Ripostes.

SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (16-21-2,30) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (41-72-1,90) of BASH BROS TIRES.  SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by MR 
RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute duel.  Mr. Handed is the best, and only, Parry-Strike in  
Storm Rock.

FLAT (72-6880) (30-18-2,55) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (23-13-
0,83) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  FLAT overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute uneven match.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (53-107-1,66) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (21-12-0,44) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  I'M POWERLESS overpowered $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 
minute one-sided fight.  Ooh... once again, $5 Prominator was voted this arena's least 
popular fighter.  What is it with this guy?  He lost, yeah, but to a higher ranked and 
much more experienced opponent.  He's not least popular with me.

So that's all there is to say.  Till next time, keep warm!  Get some wool socks.

Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        81  55  0  285  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        66  57  0  226  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DERAFF 35-4777               29  33  2  209  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         72  58  3  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        57  62  3  203  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          71  58  0  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638             325 205  5  199  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       51  67  3  199  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 RAYNER 20-182                48  63  3  192  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        69  84  2  189  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     42  21  0  184  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         30  39  0  174  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           35  33  2  169  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  44  40  2  166  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 QUICK 81-2926                36  28  2  155  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         29  30  3  150  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      42  72  1   92  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAT 72-6880                 31  18  2   84  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        54 107  1   75  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-MANAGING UP 32-6819          18  20  0   74  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        23  14  0   62  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        21  13  0   40  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       16  22  2   40  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DERAFF was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by JEDI YETI in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
INIGO MONTOYA was savagely defeated by CHATROOMMATE in a 4 minute Title duel.
BURM WOLFSNARL narrowly defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a exciting 2 minute fight.
TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued SYE THE BEARDED in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
THE LEPER'S HAND bested BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute match.
HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 2 minute competition.
RAYNER vanquished QUICK in a action packed 5 minute uneven duel.
SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute duel.
FLAT overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute uneven match.
I'M POWERLESS overpowered $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  17 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  20 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  15 -  0      25  |

Turn 216 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      81  55  0  285 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      66  57  0  226 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
STRIKING ATTACK  DERAFF 35-4777             29  33  2  209 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      57  62  3  203 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        71  58  0  200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           325 205  5  199 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              48  63  3  192 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      69  84  2  189 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  44  40  2  166 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    42  72  1   92 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were JEDI YETI 
18-10860, RAYNER 20-182, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 
42-4555, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, SYE 
THE BEARDED 81-801, and QUICK 81-2926.

The least popular fighter this week was $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, DERAFF 
35-4777, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, FLAT 
72-6880, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MOD COD 55-2638, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       81  55  0  285  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               48  63  3  192  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  44  40  2  166  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       57  62  3  203  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              29  33  2  209  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       69  84  2  189  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        72  58  3  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            325 205  5  199  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       54 107  1   75  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     42  72  1   92  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       66  57  0  226  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                    STEEL LION (84-29033) SUPE FORCES 1B02  (5140) 
                      OREO (84-44001) 4-LETTER JUNKFOOD  (7639) 
                      HPNO (82-31002) THIRSTY TUGS 0419  (5094) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 17-19, 2020.  It will be 
held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room rates 
are $179.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high 
speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--
the code is "DFF."  

       The official block cutoff is December 20 so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/RSIFTF64 
       This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

The tournament info sheet is out and minioverviews are printing.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                             HALLOWEEN TOURNAMENT UPDATE

	It has come to our attention that a warrior, Voodoo Toad 85-14776, was sent to 
the Dark Arena and slain in order to be classed as a Dead Challenger in this past 
Halloween Tournament.  As this warrior is a Zombie, this was against the rules because 
immortal warriors may not challenge the Dark Arena.  (An exception is granted so a 
warrior may challenge the Dark Arena on his very last turn after receiving an 
invitation to Advanced Duelmasters, so he can show his prowess with the Dark Arena 
monsters, but this may not be used as a method of classing in the dead tournament if 
he happens to die in the night fight.) 
	To correct this injustice, we changed the fight result for all warriors who 
lost to Voodoo Toad to a win for that turn.  This gave two warriors, Crazy 54 84-11494 
of Crazy 88 15 and Sarokith 84-30929 of Dub O Dubs, an ending record of 8-3, which 
grants them Tournament Victor status and resurrection. 
	We realize this is not a perfect solution but hope it will make some amends 
for the warriors who lost to this misclassed warrior.

                                          -- RSI