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Date   : 12/24/2019    Duedate: 01/06/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 217

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  954  651   5 59.4    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  109  208   4 34.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     63   18   1 77.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  201  222   6 47.5    5 DEADLINE 20/432       24   39   1 38.1
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426   26   54   1 32.5
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I can't believe the violence in STORM ROCK!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for $5 
PROMINATOR?  COLOR ME SUAVE's proud of him after beating FLAT and getting 35 points.  
Talk about yer major upsets!  MR RIGHT HANDED's match with R.O.U.S. cost him a loss 
of 25 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  CHATROOMMATE stopped THE 
LEPER'S HAND dead in its tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said STORM ROCK's 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Surly Wench Pub?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  Can COLOR ME SUAVE's BALDING GRAY 
be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  
People were asking me did BARNABUS CROW REALLY challenge BALDING GRAY?  (all right, 
maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, 
but BALDING GRAY wants me to write about it since he lost to BARNABUS CROW.  
Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        82  55  0  303  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        67  57  0  237  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             326 205  5  217  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        58  62  3  214  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         73  58  3  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          71  59  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       52  67  3  204  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DERAFF 35-4777               29  34  2  193  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        69  85  2  188  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 RAYNER 20-182                48  64  3  185  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     42  22  0  185  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  45  40  2  175  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         30  30  3  172  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           35  34  2  166  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 QUICK 81-2926                36  29  2  161  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         30  40  0  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        55 107  1   77  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        22  13  0   75  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      42  73  1   67  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        24  14  0   67  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 FLAT 72-6880                 31  19  2   59  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-THE BEGGAR 8-5848            15  14  0   59  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       16  23  2   39  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and an amazing New Year to all! -- RSI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DERAFF was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW demolished BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
RAYNER was overpowered by INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished QUICK in a exciting 3 minute mismatched fight.
MOD COD devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SYE THE BEARDED viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 1 minute melee.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT won victory over JEDI YETI in a action packed 3 minute fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was defeated by R.O.U.S. in a 3 minute fight.
SIMPLY AMAZING was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
FLAT was subdued by $5 PROMINATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
I'M POWERLESS bested R.O.U.S. in a exciting 1 minute battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  17 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  14 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  15 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  20 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  16 -  0      20  |

Turn 217 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      82  55  0  303 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      67  57  0  237 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           326 205  5  217 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      58  62  3  214 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        71  59  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     52  67  3  204 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      69  85  2  188 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              48  64  3  185 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  45  40  2  175 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    42  73  1   67 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, RAYNER 20-182, RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT 28-5472, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.

The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BALDING GRAY 42-5022, FLAT 72-6880, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, 
DERAFF 35-4777, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, MOD COD 55-2638, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MR. 
BRATWURST 42-5106, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and QUICK 81-2926.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       82  55  0  303  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               48  64  3  185  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  45  40  2  175  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       58  62  3  214  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              29  34  2  193  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       69  85  2  188  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        73  58  3  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            326 205  5  217  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       55 107  1   77  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     42  73  1   67  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       67  57  0  237  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE