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Date   : 01/07/2020    Duedate: 01/20/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 218

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  956  656   5 59.3    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  112  209   4 34.9
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     64   18   1 78.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  158  190   5 45.4    5 DEADLINE 20/432       24   40   1 37.5
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 CON + INSULT 32/442   14   28   1 33.3
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well met!

Novgorodny Vir said that the other day.  Sounds classy, don't it?  Anyway... twelve 
fights today, no challenges, no avoids, nobody died.

We've got a new Champion of the Horn.  CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (82-55-0,303) of CENTER 
FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (326-205-5,217) of RHYME TYME.  CHATROOMMATE was 
devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Mod Cod is still top 
Lunger and overall popularity leader.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (67-57-0,237) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RAYNER (20-182) (48-
64-3,185) of DEADLINE.  BURM WOLFSNARL demolished RAYNER in a popular 2 minute 
gruesome one-sided melee.  Unless my old eyes deceive me, the Big Lake guys had a 4-2 
turn today.  Pretty good.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is our top Total Parry and Rayner is top 
Parry-Riposte.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (58-62-3,214) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought DERAFF (35-4777) (29-
34-2,193) of HOUSE JHEREG.  INIGO MONTOYA devastated DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided 
contest.  Montoya is our leading Slasher.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (73-58-3,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) 
(52-67-3,204) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  TANTRUM YOGA defeated SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute match.  Mr. Yoga is our leading Parry-Lunge.  The Bearded one is top 
Striker.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (71-59-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-501) 
(30-30-3,172) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  HARD KNOCKS devastated BARNABUS CROW in a 1 minute 
one-sided duel.  Hard Knocks is the most highly recognized Aimed Blow.  Mr. Crow is 
this turn's least favorite fighter.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (69-85-2,188) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought QUICK (81-2926) 
(36-29-2,161) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  DIRTY DIAPERS devastated QUICK in a 2 minute 
mismatched match.  Diapers is our highest ranked Basher.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (42-22-0,185) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (30-40-0,152) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated BALDING GRAY 
in a 1 minute uneven fight.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (35-34-2,166) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (45-40-2,175) of BIG LAKE PURE.  JEDI YETI lost to RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in an 
action packed 3 minute gory duel.  Still, Jedi Yeti is this turn's favorite fighter.  
Restrained Contempt is the highest ranked Wall of Steel.

FLAT (72-6880) (31-19-2,59) of BASH BROS TIRES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,30).  FLAT won victory over RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute duel.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (42-73-1,67) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (24-14-0,67) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a 
popular 1 minute uneven match.  Mr Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (55-107-1,77) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (16-23-2,39) of BIG LAKE PURE.  I'M POWERLESS was defeated by SIMPLY AMAZING in 
a 2 minute match.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (22-13-0,75) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MANAGING UP (32-6819) 
(18-20-0,74) of CON + INSULT.  $5 PROMINATOR was subdued by MANAGING UP in a 1 minute 
competition.

So it was a good fight day.  Later!

                                             -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             327 205  5  242  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        68  57  0  246  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        59  62  3  222  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         74  58  3  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          72  59  0  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        82  56  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       52  68  3  200  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        70  85  2  196  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     43  22  0  188  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DERAFF 35-4777               29  35  2  185  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 RAYNER 20-182                48  65  3  183  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  46  40  2  180  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         30  31  3  172  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           35  35  2  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 QUICK 81-2926                36  30  2  158  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         30  41  0  155  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          19  20  0   85  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      43  73  1   83  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        22  14  0   69  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       17  23  2   64  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 FLAT 72-6880                 32  19  2   61  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-THE BEGGAR 8-5848            15  14  0   59  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        24  15  0   57  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        55 108  1   54  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHATROOMMATE was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished RAYNER in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
INIGO MONTOYA devastated DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TANTRUM YOGA defeated SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
HARD KNOCKS devastated BARNABUS CROW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS devastated QUICK in a 2 minute mismatched match.
THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JEDI YETI lost to RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
FLAT won victory over RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute duel.
MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
I'M POWERLESS was defeated by SIMPLY AMAZING in a 2 minute match.
$5 PROMINATOR was subdued by MANAGING UP in a 1 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  18 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  20 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  16 -  0      20  |

Turn 218 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           327 205  5  242 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      68  57  0  246 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      59  62  3  222 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       74  58  3  219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        72  59  0  213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     52  68  3  200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      70  85  2  196 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              48  65  3  183 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  46  40  2  180 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    43  73  1   83 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, RAYNER 20-182, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, MOD COD 55-2638, and MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.

The least popular fighter this week was BARNABUS CROW 20-501.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, 
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, MANAGING UP 32-6819, FLAT 72-6880, QUICK 
81-2926, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       82  56  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               48  65  3  183  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  46  40  2  180  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         19  20  0   85  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       59  62  3  222  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              29  35  2  185  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       70  85  2  196  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        74  58  3  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            327 205  5  242  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       55 108  1   54  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     43  73  1   83  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       68  57  0  246  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE