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Date : 01/21/2020 Duedate: 02/03/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 219
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 959 660 5 59.2 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 116 209 5 35.7
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 65 18 1 78.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 207 230 6 47.4 5 DEADLINE 20/432 24 41 1 36.9
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 6 CON + INSULT 32/442 29 57 1 33.7
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
pWell well!
Being a combat veteran, I'm not, you understand, much of a cat-on-lap sort of person.
But as I write this report here in Psycho Cindy's Tiki Garden, the establishment's
battle-scarred ginger cat has settled on me, making it hard to write. He's a tough
guy, and is probably the reason this place smells funny.
There were thirteen fights today in Storm Rock, a single death, no challenges, and no
avoids.
MOD COD (55-2638) (327-205-5,242) of RHYME TYME fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (74-58-
3,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched
Title fight. The Cod is top lunger, while Yoga is top Parry-Strike.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (68-57-0,246) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (82-56-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL, our top Total Parry, was
viciously subdued by CHATROOMMATE in a 7 minute battle. The Roommate is our highest
ranked Parry-Lunge, overall popularity leader, and also the spectators' favorite
fighter this turn.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (59-62-3,222) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-
30) (0-0-0,240). INIGO MONTOYA was savagely defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 4 minute
duel. Montoya is top Slasher, and everybody hates that Knid.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (72-59-0,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801)
(52-68-3,200) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. HARD KNOCKS was defeated by SYE THE BEARDED in an
exciting 2 minute fight. This, I don't understand. Aimed Blows like Hard Knocks are
sneaky gits, and Knocks has a better record than Mr. Bearded, top Striker though he
is. I lost money on this fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (70-85-2,196) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BARNABUS CROW (20-
501) (30-31-3,172) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. DIRTY DIAPERS devastated BARNABUS CROW in a
popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl. Diapers is top Basher, and what a lovely image
that conjures, don't it?
DERAFF (35-4777) (29-35-2,185) of HOUSE JHEREG fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472)
(46-40-2,180) of BIG LAKE PURE. DERAFF savagely defeated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl. Contempt is top Waste though.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (43-22-0,188) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (30-41-0,155) of COLOR ME SUAVE. THE LEPER'S HAND was overcome by BALDING GRAY
in a 2 minute melee.
RAYNER (20-182) (48-65-3,183) of DEADLINE fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (35-35-2,168) of
CENTER FOR OLDS. RAYNER was viciously subdued by JEDI YETI in a action packed 2
minute gory duel. Rayner is our best Parry-Riposte.
QUICK (81-2926) (36-30-2,158) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (107-
28) (0-0-0,200). QUICK lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute duel. No surprise
there. Sandoval's had like a thousand fights.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (19-20-0,85) of CON + INSULT fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (24-
15-0,57) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MANAGING UP defeated MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute fight.
FLAT (72-6880) (32-19-2,61) of BASH BROS TIRES fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (17-23-
2,64) of BIG LAKE PURE. FLAT overpowered SIMPLY AMAZING in a 1 minute one-sided
melee.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (43-73-1,83) of BASH BROS TIRES fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (22-14-0,69) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED assassinated $5 PROMINATOR in a
1 minute bloody one-sided match. Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-Strike. And
that's really adding insult to injury, voting the Prominator least favorite when he
DIED. Sheesh!
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (55-108-1,54) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30). I'M POWERLESS handily defeated ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute
one-sided contest. Good.
Alarond stopped by, and asked whether Storm Rock has more dishwashers than fighters.
Probably so, because we have very few fighters and I don't see stacks of dirty dishes
around here, except for in my quarters, of course.
See you next turn.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 328 205 5 260 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 83 56 0 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 53 68 3 215 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 74 59 3 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 68 58 0 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 71 85 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 59 63 3 198 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 72 60 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DERAFF 35-4777 30 35 2 195 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 31 41 0 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 36 35 2 184 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 46 41 2 177 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
RAYNER 20-182 48 66 3 170 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 30 32 3 168 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 43 23 0 167 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUICK 81-2926 36 31 2 164 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 44 73 2 100 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 20 20 0 88 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
FLAT 72-6880 33 19 2 73 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 22 15 0 63 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 56 108 1 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 24 16 0 59 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 17 24 2 56 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 22 15 0 COLOR ME SUAVE 365 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 219
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by CHATROOMMATE in a 7 minute battle.
INIGO MONTOYA was savagely defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 4 minute duel.
HARD KNOCKS was defeated by SYE THE BEARDED in a exciting 2 minute fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS devastated BARNABUS CROW in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
DERAFF savagely defeated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
THE LEPER'S HAND was overcome by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute melee.
RAYNER was viciously subdued by JEDI YETI in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
QUICK lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute duel.
MANAGING UP defeated MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute fight.
FLAT overpowered SIMPLY AMAZING in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MR RIGHT HANDED assassinated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
I'M POWERLESS handily defeated ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 19 - 1 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 20 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
Turn 219 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 328 205 5 260 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 83 56 0 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 53 68 3 215 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 68 58 0 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 71 85 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 59 63 3 198 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 72 60 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 46 41 2 177 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 48 66 3 170 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 44 73 2 100 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The most popular warrior
this turn was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The ten other most popular fighters were INIGO
MONTOYA 33-8054, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, DERAFF 35-4777, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JEDI
YETI 18-10860, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, BALDING GRAY
42-5022, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.
The least popular fighter this week was $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107. The other ten least
popular fighters were SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MR. BRATWURST
42-5106, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, FLAT 72-6880, MANAGING UP 32-6819, QUICK 81-2926,
RAYNER 20-182, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, and MOD COD 55-2638.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 0 1
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 4 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 83 56 0 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 48 66 3 170 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 46 41 2 177 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 20 20 0 88 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 59 63 3 198 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 30 35 2 195 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 71 85 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 74 59 3 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 328 205 5 260 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 56 108 1 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 44 73 2 100 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 53 68 3 215 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE