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Date : 02/18/2020 Duedate: 03/02/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 221
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 968 665 5 59.3 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 66 19 1 77.6 5 DEADLINE 20/432 24 43 1 35.8
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 214 237 7 47.5 6 CON + INSULT 32/442 17 32 1 34.7
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 7 TURTLE CAVAL 33/445 1 0 1 100
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 121 212 5 36.3
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
There were thirteen fights today, two challenges, two deaths, no avoids, and according
to my notes, just one stand-in. And we have a new Champion of the Horn.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (31-32-3,187) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (84-56-0,242) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BARNABUS CROW was devastated by CHATROOMMATE
in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. It was a very bold challenge, but
Chatroommate is one formidable opponent. The Roomie is not actually our top Parry-
Lunge anymore, though.
DERAFF (35-4777) (30-36-2,188) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940)
(44-23-0,192) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. DERAFF was handily defeated by THE LEPER'S HAND
in a 1 minute Challenge match. So far, no stylemasters in this one.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (54-68-3,287) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (75-59-3,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was viciously subdued by
TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute Title contest. The Bearded one is still our leading
Striker, but Tantrum Yoga is now our top Parry-Lunge as well as Champion of the Horn.
Mr. Knocks is still the reigning Aimed Blow and this turn's favorite. HARD KNOCKS
(42-4555) (73-60-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (48-67-3,167) of
DEADLINE. HARD KNOCKS defeated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match. Rayner is
top Parry-Riposte.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (71-86-2,184) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought QUICK (81-2926)
(37-31-2,180) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. DIRTY DIAPERS bested QUICK in a popular 4 minute
duel. Diapers is our leading Basher.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (31-42-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (46-42-2,162) of BIG LAKE PURE. BALDING GRAY was barely slain by RESTRAINED
CONTEMPT in a 2 minute match. Ooh! The day's first death. Mr. Contempt is Storm
Rock's most highly recognized Wall of Steel.
MOD COD (55-2638) (328-206-5,190) of RHYME TYME fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (60-63-
3,204) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. MOD COD devastated INIGO MONTOYA in an action packed 1
minute one-sided competition. Montoya, as usual, is top Slasher around here. Mod Cod
is top Lunger again, after taking a turn off. He's also the overall popularity
leader, as always.
Mr. Wolfsnarl is our leading Total Parry, same as last turn. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113)
(68-59-0,198) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (36-36-2,171) of CENTER
FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL slimly won victory over JEDI YETI in an action packed 4
minute duel.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (21-20-0,100) of CON + INSULT fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106)
(25-16-0,69) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MANAGING UP was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1
minute uneven fight.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (17-25-2,49) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (44-74-2,84) of BASH BROS TIRES. SIMPLY AMAZING was viciously subdued by MR
RIGHT HANDED in a popular 2 minute fight. Mr Right Handed is our top-ranked Parry-
Strike.
CARNATION (97-7598) (8-2-4,30) of FLOWER POWER fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (22-16-
0,51) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CARNATION was handily defeated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1
minute one-sided bout.
Here's the second death. BARNABY (33-9031) (17-16-2,69) of TURTLE CAVALRY fought FLAT
(72-6880) (34-19-2,75) of BASH BROS TIRES. BARNABY killed FLAT in a 1 minute match.
Adding insult to injury, Flat was voted this turn's least popular fighter. At least
he gave $5 Prominator some time off from that onus.
13) I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (57-108-1,75) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30). I'M POWERLESS devastated ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1
minute mismatched conflict.
So here's where I usually offer you young whippersnappers some advice based on my
decades of experience. My mind is a blank. Fight hard. Be persistent.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 76 59 3 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 85 56 0 252 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 60 64 3 210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 74 60 0 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 329 206 5 206 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 45 23 0 202 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 69 59 0 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 54 69 3 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 47 42 3 198 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 72 86 2 194 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 31 33 3 187 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
DERAFF 35-4777 30 37 2 185 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 36 37 2 179 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 48 68 3 177 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
QUICK 81-2926 37 32 2 177 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 31 43 0 169 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARNABY 33-9031 18 16 3 100 TURTLE CAVALRY (445) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 26 16 0 96 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 45 74 2 86 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 58 108 1 77 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MANAGING UP 32-6819 21 21 0 77 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
FLAT 72-6880 34 20 2 68 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
-FRAID NOUGHT 81-3172 15 16 3 64 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 23 16 0 59 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 17 26 2 53 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
CARNATION 97-7598 8 3 4 27 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
FLAT 72-6880 34 20 2 BASH BROS TIRES 411 BARNABY 33-9031 221
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 31 43 0 COLOR ME SUAVE 365 RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 221
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DERAFF was handily defeated by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SYE THE BEARDED was viciously subdued by TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute Title contest.
HARD KNOCKS defeated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
DIRTY DIAPERS bested QUICK in a popular 4 minute duel.
BALDING GRAY was barely slain by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 2 minute match.
MOD COD devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
BURM WOLFSNARL slimly won victory over JEDI YETI in a action packed 4 minute duel.
MANAGING UP was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SIMPLY AMAZING was viciously subdued by MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 2 minute fight.
CARNATION was handily defeated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BARNABY killed FLAT in a 1 minute match.
I'M POWERLESS devastated ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 21 - 1 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 21 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 14 - 1 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
Turn 221 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 76 59 3 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 60 64 3 210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 74 60 0 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 329 206 5 206 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 69 59 0 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 54 69 3 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 47 42 3 198 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 72 86 2 194 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 48 68 3 177 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 45 74 2 86 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, JEDI YETI 18-10860, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, RAYNER
20-182, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, QUICK 81-2926, MOD COD
55-2638, and THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.
The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880. The other ten least popular
fighters were CARNATION 97-7598, BARNABY 33-9031, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, SIMPLY
AMAZING 28-5693, MANAGING UP 32-6819, DERAFF 35-4777, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 1 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 1 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 85 56 0 252 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 31 33 3 187 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 47 42 3 198 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 21 21 0 77 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 60 64 3 210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 30 37 2 185 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 72 86 2 194 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 76 59 3 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 329 206 5 206 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 58 108 1 77 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 45 74 2 86 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 45 23 0 202 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 8 3 4 27 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI