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Date   : 03/03/2020    Duedate: 03/16/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 222

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  973  667   5 59.3      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     66   20   1 76.7    5 DEADLINE 20/432       25   43   1 36.8
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  217  241   7 47.4    6 CON + INSULT 32/442   31   64   1 32.6
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                  7 TURTLE CAVAL 33/445    1    1   1 50.0
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  125  212   5 37.1

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey!

What kind of a day was it?  It was a fight day like all fight days, filled with those 
events that alter and illuminate our lives.  (I didn't make that up, I heard it a long 
time ago.)

There were thirteen fights, four challenges, no avoids, no deaths, and just one stand-
in.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (31-33-3,187) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged SYE THE BEARDED 
(81-801) (54-69-3,200) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by 
SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  So, Mr. Bearded is Still the top 
Striker here in Storm Rock.

DERAFF (35-4777) (30-37-2,185) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (72-
86-2,194) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  DERAFF was demolished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge melee.  Dirty Diapers is still top Basher, and according to Debby 
Tonte, he was most challenged as well.

CARNATION (97-7598) (8-3-4,27) of FLOWER POWER challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (23-
16-0,59) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  CARNATION was overpowered by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge duel.  I have no response to that.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (21-21-0,77) of CON + INSULT challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(58-108-1,77) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  MANAGING UP was devastated by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (76-59-3,222) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(60-64-3,210) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  TANTRUM YOGA was demolished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 
1 minute Title competition.  So Mr. Montoya is still the leading -- and only -- 
Slasher here, and the Champion of the Horn.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (85-56-0,252) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(329-206-5,206) of RHYME TYME.  CHATROOMMATE overpowered MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided struggle.  The Roommate is top Parry-Lunge, and Mod Cod is once again 
the overall popularity leader.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (74-60-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (45-23-0,202) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  HARD KNOCKS overcame THE LEPER'S HAND in an 
action packed 2 minute fight.  Hard Knocks is top Aimed Blow, while The Leper's Hand 
is top Lunger.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (69-59-0,200) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (31-43-0,169) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over BALDING GRAY 
in an action packed 3 minute duel.  Wolfsnarl is Storm Rock's only Total Parry.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (47-42-3,198) of BIG LAKE PURE fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (36-37-2,179) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was viciously subdued by 
JEDI YETI in a 2 minute fight.  Mr. Contempt is our only Wall of Steel.

RAYNER (20-182) (48-68-3,177) of DEADLINE fought QUICK (81-2926) (37-32-2,177) of BIG 
LAKE SOLUTION.  RAYNER overpowered QUICK in an action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.  
Rayner is the top Parry-Riposte around here.

BARNABY (33-9031) (18-16-3,100) of TURTLE CAVALRY fought FLAT (72-6880) (34-20-2,68) 
of BASH BROS TIRES.  BARNABY was overpowered by FLAT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  
Barnaby is the least popular fighter in Storm Rock today.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (26-16-0,96) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) 
(17-26-2,53) of BIG LAKE PURE.  MR. BRATWURST demolished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 1 minute 
mismatched competition.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (45-74-2,86) of BASH BROS TIRES fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-
0-0,50).  MR RIGHT HANDED subdued R.O.U.S. in a popular 3 minute brawl.  Mr Handed is 
the only Parry-Strike here, also the best liked fighter this turn, and Rodent of 
Unusual Size was the only stand-in today.

That's all for now.  Time to go fishing.  Not in the Lake of Mist.  There are some 
nice ponds on the Isle.

                                               -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        61  64  3  230  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        86  56  0  325  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          75  60  0  228  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       55  69  3  205  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        73  86  2  202  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        70  59  0  202  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     45  24  0  200  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           37  37  2  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MOD COD 55-2638             329 207  5  199  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 RAYNER 20-182                49  68  3  193  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         76  60  3  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         31  34  3  186  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  47  43  3  183  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DERAFF 35-4777               30  38  2  177  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         31  44  0  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 QUICK 81-2926                37  33  2  168  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        27  16  0   98  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 FLAT 72-6880                 35  20  2   95  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      46  74  2   88  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        59 108  1   87  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BARNABY 33-9031              18  17  3   78  TURTLE CAVALRY (445)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          21  22  0   67  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        24  16  0   64  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-FRAID NOUGHT 81-3172         15  16  3   64  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       17  27  2   57  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 CARNATION 97-7598             8   4  4   27  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DERAFF was demolished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CARNATION was overpowered by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MANAGING UP was devastated by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was demolished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute Title competition.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HARD KNOCKS overcame THE LEPER'S HAND in a action packed 2 minute fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over BALDING GRAY in a action packed 3 minute duel.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was viciously subdued by JEDI YETI in a 2 minute fight.
RAYNER overpowered QUICK in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
BARNABY was overpowered by FLAT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. BRATWURST demolished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MR RIGHT HANDED subdued R.O.U.S. in a popular 3 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  12 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  23 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  22 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  1      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  15 -  0      25  |

Turn 222 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      61  64  3  230 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      86  56  0  325 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        75  60  0  228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     55  69  3  205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      73  86  2  202 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      70  59  0  202 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940   45  24  0  200 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              49  68  3  193 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  47  43  3  183 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    46  74  2   88 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.  The ten other most popular fighters were SYE THE 
BEARDED 81-801, JEDI YETI 18-10860, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 
RAYNER 20-182, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, MOD COD 55-2638, THE 
LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, and BARNABUS CROW 20-501.

The least popular fighter this week was BARNABY 33-9031.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, DERAFF 35-4777, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, 
CARNATION 97-7598, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, FLAT 72-6880, 
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       86  56  0  325  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               49  68  3  193  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  47  43  3  183  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         21  22  0   67  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       61  64  3  230  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              30  38  2  177  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       73  86  2  202  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         75  60  0  228  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            329 207  5  199  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       59 108  1   87  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 FLAT 72-6880                35  20  2   95  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      55  69  3  205  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598            8   4  4   27  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE