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Date : 03/17/2020 Duedate: 03/30/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 223
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 975 672 5 59.2 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 67 20 1 77.0 5 DEADLINE 20/432 26 43 1 37.7
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 222 243 7 47.7 6 TURTLE CAVAL 33/445 1 2 1 33.3
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 33 68 1 32.7
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 128 213 5 37.5 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
We had fourteen fights today including three challenges and three stand-ins. Nobody
avoided, and nobody died.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (31-34-3,186) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (37-37-2,200) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BARNABUS CROW bested JEDI YETI in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight. The Yeti is this turn's favorite fighter.
CARNATION (97-7598) (8-4-4,27) of FLOWER POWER challenged SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693)
(17-27-2,57) of BIG LAKE PURE. CARNATION was luckily beaten by SIMPLY AMAZING in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (21-22-0,67) of CON + INSULT challenged BARNABY (33-9031) (18-
17-3,78) of TURTLE CAVALRY. MANAGING UP vanquished BARNABY in a popular 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (61-64-3,230) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555)
(75-60-0,228) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute
mismatched Title match. Mr. Montoya is still our Champion of the Horn, still top
Slasher, but he hasn't found the six-fingered man yet. And Hard Knocks is still top
Aimed Blow.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (86-56-0,325) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(329-207-5,199) of RHYME TYME. CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. Okay. Chatroommate is our leading Parry-Lunge and this turn he's
also the least popular fighter. Mod Cod, top Lunger, is also our overall popularity
leader.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (76-60-3,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (45-24-0,200) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TANTRUM YOGA was beaten by THE LEPER'S HAND
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
RAYNER (20-182) (49-68-3,193) of DEADLINE fought QUICK (81-2926) (37-33-2,168) of BIG
LAKE SOLUTION. RAYNER outwaited QUICK in an action packed 8 minute melee. Rayner is
our best of two Parry-Ripostes this turn.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (47-43-3,183) of BIG LAKE PURE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (73-86-2,202) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was viciously subdued
by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute duel. Mr. Diapers is top Basher. Mr. Contempt
is our top (only) Wall of Steel.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (70-59-0,202) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-
0-0,181). BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
Mr. Wolfsnarl is the most highly recognized Total Parry.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (55-69-3,205) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(107-26) (0-0-0,200). SYE THE BEARDED handily defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute
one-sided bout. The Bearded one is top Striker.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (31-44-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DERAFF (35-4777) (30-38-
2,177) of HOUSE JHEREG. BALDING GRAY demolished DERAFF in a 1 minute mismatched
competition.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (27-16-0,98) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(59-108-1,87) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. MR. BRATWURST was devastated by I'M POWERLESS in a
1 minute one-sided battle.
FLAT (72-6880) (35-20-2,95) of BASH BROS TIRES fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50).
FLAT devastated R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (46-74-2,88) of BASH BROS TIRES fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (24-16-0,64) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by $5
PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven fight. Mr Right Handed is the arena's best and only
Parry-Strike.
And that's all for now, young-uns. Bye!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 62 64 3 249 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 330 207 5 226 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 56 69 3 216 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 46 24 0 211 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 86 57 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 74 86 2 208 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 71 59 0 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 32 34 3 199 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
RAYNER 20-182 50 68 3 197 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 76 61 3 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 37 38 2 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 75 61 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 32 44 0 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 47 44 3 182 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUICK 81-2926 37 34 2 170 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
DERAFF 35-4777 30 39 2 166 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 60 108 1 100 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
FLAT 72-6880 36 20 2 97 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 25 16 0 86 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MANAGING UP 32-6819 22 22 0 85 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 27 17 0 82 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 46 75 2 68 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
-JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 17 10 2 63 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
BARNABY 33-9031 18 18 3 62 TURTLE CAVALRY (445) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 18 27 2 59 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
CARNATION 97-7598 8 5 4 30 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW bested JEDI YETI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
CARNATION was luckily beaten by SIMPLY AMAZING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
MANAGING UP vanquished BARNABY in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
INIGO MONTOYA overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was beaten by THE LEPER'S HAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
RAYNER outwaited QUICK in a action packed 8 minute melee.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was viciously subdued by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute duel.
BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
SYE THE BEARDED handily defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BALDING GRAY demolished DERAFF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MR. BRATWURST was devastated by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FLAT devastated R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 1 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 22 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 21 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 16 - 1 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
Turn 223 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 62 64 3 249 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 330 207 5 226 RHYME TYME (385)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 56 69 3 216 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 86 57 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 74 86 2 208 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 71 59 0 205 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 50 68 3 197 DEADLINE (432)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 75 61 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 47 44 3 182 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 46 75 2 68 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, RAYNER 20-182, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, THE LEPER'S HAND
81-2940, QUICK 81-2926, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, MANAGING UP 32-6819, SIMPLY AMAZING
28-5693, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.
The least popular fighter this week was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The other ten least
popular fighters were BARNABY 33-9031, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MR. BRATWURST
42-5106, DERAFF 35-4777, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, FLAT 72-6880, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629,
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 86 57 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 32 34 3 199 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 47 44 3 182 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 22 22 0 85 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 62 64 3 249 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 30 39 2 166 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 74 86 2 208 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 76 61 3 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 330 207 5 226 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 60 108 1 100 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
FLAT 72-6880 36 20 2 97 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 56 69 3 216 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 8 5 4 30 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE