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Date   : 04/14/2020    Duedate: 04/27/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 225

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  980  681   5 59.0      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     69   20   1 77.5    5 DEADLINE 20/432       27   44   1 38.0
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  136  138   5 49.6    6 CON + INSULT 32/442   38   71   1 34.9
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  131  218   5 37.5    7 TURTLE CAVAL 33/445    1    4   1 20.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there! 

Out of thirteen fights today, we saw four challenges and one death.  We've got the 
same old Champion of the Horn.  

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (33-34-3,221) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged SYE THE BEARDED 
(81-801) (57-69-3,224) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  BARNABUS CROW was devastated by SYE THE 
BEARDED in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  The Bearded one is top Striker.

DERAFF (35-4777) (30-40-2,158) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (75-
62-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  DERAFF was demolished by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 2 
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Hard Knocks is our most highly recognized Aimed 
Blow.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (23-22-0,96) of CON + INSULT challenged JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) 
(18-10-2,94) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  MANAGING UP viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a 2 
minute Challenge brawl.

CARNATION (97-7598) (9-5-4,57) of FLOWER POWER challenged MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (27-
18-0,70) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  CARNATION overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge match.

MOD COD (55-2638) (331-207-5,234) of RHYME TYME fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (87-57-
0,218) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MOD COD vanquished CHATROOMMATE in an exciting 1 minute 
bloody mismatched Title fight.  Mr. Cod is still Champion of the Horn, overall 
popularity leader, and top Lunger.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (72-59-0,212) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (77-61-3,199) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by 
TANTRUM YOGA in a 7 minute fight.  Tantrum Yoga is this turn's favorite and top Parry-
Lunge.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is the leading TP.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (62-65-3,210) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (74-87-2,198) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  INIGO MONTOYA slimly won victory over 
DIRTY DIAPERS in an action packed 3 minute duel.  Mr. Montoya is top Slasher, while 
Mr. Diapers is top Basher.

Here is our single death.  BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (32-45-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE 
fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (47-45-3,185) of BIG LAKE PURE.  BALDING GRAY was 
barely slain by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 4 minute gory duel.  And Mr. Contempt 
is our highest ranked Wall of Steel.

RAYNER (20-182) (50-69-3,190) of DEADLINE fought QUICK (81-2926) (38-34-2,180) of BIG 
LAKE SOLUTION.  RAYNER beat QUICK in a popular 5 minute melee.  Rayner is top Parry-
Riposte.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (46-25-0,189) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (38-38-2,202) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered JEDI YETI in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.

SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (19-27-2,86) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(60-109-1,75) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SIMPLY AMAZING unbelievably bested I'M POWERLESS 
in an exciting 2 minute bloody battle.

BARNABY (33-9031) (18-19-3,37) of TURTLE CAVALRY fought FLAT (72-6880) (36-21-2,77) of 
BASH BROS TIRES.  BARNABY was overpowered by FLAT in a popular 1 minute mismatched 
conflict.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (47-75-2,86) of BASH BROS TIRES fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (25-17-0,80) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED vanquished $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 
minute mismatched bout.  So... Mr Right Handed is our leading Parry-Strike and the 
Prominator is this turn's least popular fighter.  As he so often is.

That's all I've got.  I suggest that you all eat healthy -- lots of fruits and veggies 
-- and keep working out.  And enjoy the spring weather, such as it is.  Cold here!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             332 207  5  260  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       58  69  3  235  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        63  65  3  217  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         78  61  3  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  48  45  4  211  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        87  58  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     47  25  0  206  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        72  60  0  201  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        74  88  2  197  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 RAYNER 20-182                51  69  3  197  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         33  35  3  191  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           38  39  2  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          76  62  0  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         32  46  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                38  35  2  180  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DERAFF 35-4777               30  41  2  159  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          24  22  0  107  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      48  75  2   98  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       18  11  2   91  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       20  27  2   89  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828           17  30  1   82  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARNATION 97-7598            10   5  4   80  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 FLAT 72-6880                 37  21  2   79  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        60 110  1   76  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        25  18  0   72  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        27  19  0   54  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BARNABY 33-9031              18  20  3   41  TURTLE CAVALRY (445)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
BALDING GRAY 42-5022      32  46  0 COLOR ME SUAVE 365     RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 225

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW was devastated by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DERAFF was demolished by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MANAGING UP viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
CARNATION overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MOD COD vanquished CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched Title fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by TANTRUM YOGA in a 7 minute fight.
INIGO MONTOYA slimly won victory over DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BALDING GRAY was barely slain by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
RAYNER beat QUICK in a popular 5 minute melee.
THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered JEDI YETI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SIMPLY AMAZING unbelievably bested I'M POWERLESS in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
BARNABY was overpowered by FLAT in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED vanquished $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  21 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  20 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  2      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  19 -  1      37  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |

Turn 225 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           332 207  5  260 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     58  69  3  235 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      63  65  3  217 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       78  61  3  215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  48  45  4  211 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      72  60  0  201 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      74  88  2  197 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              51  69  3  197 DEADLINE (432)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        76  62  0  184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    48  75  2   98 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.  The ten other most popular fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, 
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BALDING GRAY 
42-5022, RAYNER 20-182, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, QUICK 81-2926, MANAGING UP 
32-6819, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

The least popular fighter this week was $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARNABY 33-9031, JEDI YETI 18-10860, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, 
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, FLAT 72-6880, 
CARNATION 97-7598, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, and SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            2  0 1  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       87  58  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               51  69  3  197  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  48  45  4  211  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         24  22  0  107  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       63  65  3  217  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              30  41  2  159  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      18  11  2   91  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       74  88  2  197  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        78  61  3  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            332 207  5  260  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       60 110  1   76  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     48  75  2   98  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      58  69  3  235  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           10   5  4   80  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE