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Date   : 04/28/2020    Duedate: 05/11/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 226

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  984  684   5 59.0    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  132  221   5 37.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     69   21   1 76.7      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  238  251   8 48.7    5 DEADLINE 20/432       27   45   1 37.5
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 CON + INSULT 32/442   37   71   1 34.3
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Helloooo!

Well, we had fourteen fights today, no avoids, no deaths, and four challenges.  I 
believe there were two stand-ins.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (33-35-3,191) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (72-60-0,201) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  BARNABUS CROW was devastated by BURM 
WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is the only Total Parry in 
Storm Rock.

DERAFF (35-4777) (30-41-2,159) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged JEDI YETI (18-10860) (38-39-
2,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  DERAFF was demolished by JEDI YETI in a popular 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge melee.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (24-22-0,107) of CON + INSULT challenged QUICK (81-2926) (38-35-
2,180) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  MANAGING UP vanquished QUICK in a popular 1 minute gory 
mismatched Challenge brawl.  Quick was the most challenged fighter this turn.

CARNATION (97-7598) (10-5-4,80) of FLOWER POWER challenged SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) 
(20-27-2,89) of BIG LAKE PURE.  CARNATION was subdued by SIMPLY AMAZING in a 4 minute 
Challenge competition.  Carnation was voted this turn's favorite fighter.

MOD COD (55-2638) (332-207-5,260) of RHYME TYME fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (58-
69-3,235) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  MOD COD was overpowered by SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 
minute one-sided Title struggle.  So, Sye the Bearded is our best Striker and, of 
course, the Champion of the Horn.  Mod Cod is still overall popularity leader.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (48-45-4,211) of BIG LAKE PURE fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (32-46-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT overcame BALDING GRAY in 
an action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.  Mr. Contempt is our only Wall of Steel.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (63-65-3,217) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) 
(76-62-0,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA vanquished HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute 
uneven duel.  Mr. Montoya is top Slasher, and Hard Knocks is still the leading Aimed 
Blow.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (78-61-3,215) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(74-88-2,197) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  TANTRUM YOGA savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in 
a 2 minute gruesome duel.  As usual, Dirty Diapers is top Basher.

RAYNER (20-182) (51-69-3,197) of DEADLINE fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (87-58-0,210) 
of CENTER FOR OLDS.  RAYNER was overpowered by CHATROOMMATE in an action packed 1 
minute one-sided fight.  Rayner is the top Parry-Riposte while Chatroommate is top 
Parry-Lunge.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (47-25-0,206) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought AMBER WOLFWALKER 
(107-11) (0-0-0,220).  THE LEPER'S HAND was defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in an 
exciting 1 minute match.  The Leper's Hand is this arena's leading Lunger.

JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (18-11-2,91) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) 
(17-30-1,82) of CON + INSULT.  JHANS CHAMPION devastated TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute 
brutal mismatched conflict.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (48-75-2,98) of BASH BROS TIRES fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (25-18-0,72) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR 
in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.  Mr. Righty is our top Parry-Strike.

FLAT (72-6880) (37-21-2,79) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) (0-
0-0,30).  FLAT was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided 
conflict.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (60-110-1,76) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (27-19-0,54) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  I'M POWERLESS devastated MR. BRATWURST in a 1 
minute uneven duel.  Ooh!  Mr. Bratwurst is the spectators' least loved fighter this 
turn.

Well, it's a rainy spring afternoon.  I hope you've all gotten dry clothes after being 
out in it, at the arena.  Can't be too careful.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       59  69  3  309  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        64  65  3  230  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        88  58  0  222  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         79  61  3  220  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  49  45  4  213  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        73  60  0  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        74  89  2  198  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 RAYNER 20-182                51  70  3  196  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     47  26  0  195  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           39  39  2  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MOD COD 55-2638             332 208  5  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         33  36  3  186  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         32  47  0  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          76  63  0  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DERAFF 35-4777               30  42  2  157  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          25  22  0  157  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                38  36  2  134  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       19  11  2  100  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       21  27  2   98  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        26  18  0   95  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        61 110  1   84  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 CARNATION 97-7598            10   6  4   80  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      48  76  2   77  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           17  31  1   76  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        27  20  0   50  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 FLAT 72-6880                 37  22  2   44  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-BARNABY 33-9031              18  20  3   41  TURTLE CAVALRY (445)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DERAFF was demolished by JEDI YETI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MANAGING UP vanquished QUICK in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
CARNATION was subdued by SIMPLY AMAZING in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
MOD COD was overpowered by SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT overcame BALDING GRAY in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
INIGO MONTOYA vanquished HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TANTRUM YOGA savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
RAYNER was overpowered by CHATROOMMATE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND was defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 1 minute match.
JHANS CHAMPION devastated TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FLAT was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
I'M POWERLESS devastated MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  24 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  19 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  15 -  0      25  |

Turn 226 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     59  69  3  309 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      64  65  3  230 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      88  58  0  222 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  49  45  4  213 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      73  60  0  210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      74  89  2  198 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              51  70  3  196 DEADLINE (432)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940   47  26  0  195 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        76  63  0  178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    48  76  2   77 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CARNATION 97-7598.  The ten other most popular fighters were SIMPLY AMAZING 
28-5693, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, JEDI YETI 18-10860, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MANAGING UP 32-6819, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 
28-5472, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, and JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158.

The least popular fighter this week was MR. BRATWURST 42-5106.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TOUCH BASE 32-6828, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, 
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, RAYNER 20-182, MOD COD 55-2638, QUICK 81-2926, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, FLAT 72-6880, and THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       88  58  0  222  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               51  70  3  196  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  49  45  4  213  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         25  22  0  157  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       64  65  3  230  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              30  42  2  157  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      19  11  2  100  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       74  89  2  198  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        79  61  3  220  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            332 208  5  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       61 110  1   84  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     48  76  2   77  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      59  69  3  309  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           10   6  4   80  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE