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Date   : 05/12/2020    Duedate: 05/25/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 227

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  989  686   5 59.0    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  134  223   5 37.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     70   21   1 76.9      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  241  257   8 48.4    5 DEADLINE 20/432       27   46   1 37.0
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 CON + INSULT 32/442   42   77   1 35.3
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Storm Rock saw fifteen fights today.  There were five challenges, but nobody avoided 
and nobody died.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (33-36-3,186) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (39-39-2,195) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BARNABUS CROW slimly won victory over JEDI 
YETI in a 3 minute Challenge fight.

DERAFF (35-4777) (30-42-2,157) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (32-
47-0,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  DERAFF was demolished by BALDING GRAY in a popular 1 
minute one-sided Challenge melee.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (25-22-0,157) of CON + INSULT challenged RAYNER (20-182) (51-70-
3,196) of DEADLINE.  MANAGING UP viciously subdued RAYNER in a popular 2 minute gory 
Challenge contest.  Rayner is the highest ranked Parry-Riposte, a silly style if I 
ever saw one.

CARNATION (97-7598) (10-6-4,80) of FLOWER POWER challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(61-110-1,84) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  CARNATION demolished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge competition.  Ooh, I'm Powerless is the least liked fighter in 
Storm Rock today.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (17-31-1,76) of CON + INSULT challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) 
(26-18-0,95) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  TOUCH BASE was vanquished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  The surprisingly capable $5 Prominator was most 
challenged.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (59-69-3,309) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (79-61-3,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED was bested by TANTRUM YOGA in 
a popular 1 minute Title competition.  So, Tantrum Yoga has taken over the Champion of 
the Horn spot, and is also our top Parry-Lunge.  The Bearded one is top Striker.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (49-45-4,213) of BIG LAKE PURE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (74-89-2,198) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was handily defeated 
by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven melee.  Mr. Contempt is the most highly rated 
Wall of Steel, while Dirty Diapers is top Basher.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (64-65-3,230) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-
29) (0-0-0,200).  INIGO MONTOYA won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute fight.  
Mr. Montoya is top Slasher.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (88-58-0,222) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(332-208-5,190) of RHYME TYME.  CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 
minute one-sided duel.  Mod Cod is the highest ranked Lunger and, as always, our 
overall popularity leader.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (73-60-0,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (76-63-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by HARD 
KNOCKS in a popular 3 minute gory melee.  Hard Knocks is top Aimed Blow, and Mr. 
Wolfsnarl is top Total Parry.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (47-26-0,195) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181).  THE LEPER'S HAND was luckily beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in a 3 
minute match.  The Leper's Hand was voted today's most popular fighter.

QUICK (81-2926) (38-36-2,134) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) (0-0-
0,170).  QUICK bested IMPRISONED SPY in an exciting 5 minute bloody battle.

SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (21-27-2,98) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (48-76-2,77) of BASH BROS TIRES.  SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by MR 
RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute conflict.  Mr Right handed is our leading Parry-Strike.

JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (19-11-2,100) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought FLAT (72-6880) (37-
22-2,44) of BASH BROS TIRES.  JHANS CHAMPION vanquished FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched 
bout.

MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (16-16-0,64) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) 
(27-20-0,50) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MORYA CHAMPION was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 
minute one-sided fray.

And there you go.  I'm done.  See ya next time.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         80  61  3  226  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        65  65  3  236  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MOD COD 55-2638             333 208  5  221  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        75  89  2  212  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        88  59  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          77  63  0  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       59  70  3  200  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         34  36  3  199  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         33  47  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        73  61  0  189  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  49  46  4  189  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           39  40  2  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     47  27  0  186  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          26  22  0  185  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                51  71  3  172  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 QUICK 81-2926                39  36  2  160  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DERAFF 35-4777               30  43  2  154  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       20  11  2  104  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        27  18  0  101  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      49  76  2   96  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 CARNATION 97-7598            11   6  4   92  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       21  28  2   82  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    20  13  2   75  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        61 111  1   73  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           17  32  1   73  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        28  20  0   68  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-RUMPUS 78-3314               15   5  1   51  V IS FOR VIOLINS (446)     LIN TIRIAN
 FLAT 72-6880                 37  23  2   50  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       16  17  0   49  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
-BARNABY 33-9031              18  20  3   41  TURTLE CAVALRY (445)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW slimly won victory over JEDI YETI in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DERAFF was demolished by BALDING GRAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MANAGING UP viciously subdued RAYNER in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
CARNATION demolished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
TOUCH BASE was vanquished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was bested by TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1 minute Title competition.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was handily defeated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
INIGO MONTOYA won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute fight.
CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
THE LEPER'S HAND was luckily beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in a 3 minute match.
QUICK bested IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 5 minute bloody battle.
SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute conflict.
JHANS CHAMPION vanquished FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MORYA CHAMPION was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  25 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  2      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  20 -  1      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |

Turn 227 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       80  61  3  226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      65  65  3  236 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           333 208  5  221 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      75  89  2  212 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        77  63  0  204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     59  70  3  200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      73  61  0  189 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  49  46  4  189 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              51  71  3  172 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    49  76  2   96 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 
42-4555, JEDI YETI 18-10860, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MANAGING UP 32-6819, QUICK 
81-2926, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO 
MONTOYA 33-8054, and MR. BRATWURST 42-5106.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, FLAT 72-6880, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 
28-5472, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, DERAFF 35-4777, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, SIMPLY AMAZING 
28-5693, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, and CARNATION 97-7598.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       88  59  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        34  36  3  199  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  49  46  4  189  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         26  22  0  185  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       65  65  3  236  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              30  43  2  154  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      20  11  2  104  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       75  89  2  212  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        80  61  3  226  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            333 208  5  221  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       61 111  1   73  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     49  76  2   96  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      59  70  3  200  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           11   6  4   92  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

                                     STORM POINT

Storm Point, DM 86, is now open!  This arena will process on a two-week cycle.  Orders 
for inaugural battles are due on May 11, 2020.

Jasper Gulch, DM 85, is now closed to new teams, effective immediately.  Any new teams 
that arrive are being rerouted to Storm Point.  DM 85 will continue to process on its 
normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as necessary.

                                          -- RSI