AD Date : 05/12/2020 Duedate: 05/25/2020 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 227 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 989 686 5 59.0 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 134 223 5 37.5 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375 2 RHYME TYME 55/385 70 21 1 76.9 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 241 257 8 48.4 5 DEADLINE 20/432 27 46 1 37.0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 6 CON + INSULT 32/442 42 77 1 35.3 BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hey there! Storm Rock saw fifteen fights today. There were five challenges, but nobody avoided and nobody died. BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (33-36-3,186) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JEDI YETI (18- 10860) (39-39-2,195) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BARNABUS CROW slimly won victory over JEDI YETI in a 3 minute Challenge fight. DERAFF (35-4777) (30-42-2,157) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (32- 47-0,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DERAFF was demolished by BALDING GRAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. MANAGING UP (32-6819) (25-22-0,157) of CON + INSULT challenged RAYNER (20-182) (51-70- 3,196) of DEADLINE. MANAGING UP viciously subdued RAYNER in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest. Rayner is the highest ranked Parry-Riposte, a silly style if I ever saw one. CARNATION (97-7598) (10-6-4,80) of FLOWER POWER challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (61-110-1,84) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. CARNATION demolished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. Ooh, I'm Powerless is the least liked fighter in Storm Rock today. TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (17-31-1,76) of CON + INSULT challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (26-18-0,95) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TOUCH BASE was vanquished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. The surprisingly capable $5 Prominator was most challenged. SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (59-69-3,309) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42- 4563) (79-61-3,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was bested by TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1 minute Title competition. So, Tantrum Yoga has taken over the Champion of the Horn spot, and is also our top Parry-Lunge. The Bearded one is top Striker. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (49-45-4,213) of BIG LAKE PURE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38- 5071) (74-89-2,198) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was handily defeated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven melee. Mr. Contempt is the most highly rated Wall of Steel, while Dirty Diapers is top Basher. INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (64-65-3,230) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107- 29) (0-0-0,200). INIGO MONTOYA won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute fight. Mr. Montoya is top Slasher. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (88-58-0,222) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (332-208-5,190) of RHYME TYME. CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. Mod Cod is the highest ranked Lunger and, as always, our overall popularity leader. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (73-60-0,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought HARD KNOCKS (42- 4555) (76-63-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 3 minute gory melee. Hard Knocks is top Aimed Blow, and Mr. Wolfsnarl is top Total Parry. THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (47-26-0,195) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) (0-0-0,181). THE LEPER'S HAND was luckily beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in a 3 minute match. The Leper's Hand was voted today's most popular fighter. QUICK (81-2926) (38-36-2,134) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) (0-0- 0,170). QUICK bested IMPRISONED SPY in an exciting 5 minute bloody battle. SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (21-27-2,98) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72- 6876) (48-76-2,77) of BASH BROS TIRES. SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute conflict. Mr Right handed is our leading Parry-Strike. JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (19-11-2,100) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought FLAT (72-6880) (37- 22-2,44) of BASH BROS TIRES. JHANS CHAMPION vanquished FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched bout. MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (16-16-0,64) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (27-20-0,50) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MORYA CHAMPION was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided fray. And there you go. I'm done. See ya next time. -- Olaf Modeen CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 80 61 3 226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 65 65 3 236 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND MOD COD 55-2638 333 208 5 221 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 75 89 2 212 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 88 59 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 77 63 0 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 59 70 3 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 36 3 199 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM BALDING GRAY 42-5022 33 47 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 73 61 0 189 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 49 46 4 189 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA JEDI YETI 18-10860 39 40 2 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 47 27 0 186 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE MANAGING UP 32-6819 26 22 0 185 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RAYNER 20-182 51 71 3 172 DEADLINE (432) SEAM QUICK 81-2926 39 36 2 160 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE DERAFF 35-4777 30 43 2 154 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 20 11 2 104 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 27 18 0 101 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 49 76 2 96 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD CARNATION 97-7598 11 6 4 92 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 21 28 2 82 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA -TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 20 13 2 75 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 61 111 1 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS TOUCH BASE 32-6828 17 32 1 73 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 28 20 0 68 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI -RUMPUS 78-3314 15 5 1 51 V IS FOR VIOLINS (446) LIN TIRIAN FLAT 72-6880 37 23 2 50 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 16 17 0 49 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA -BARNABY 33-9031 18 20 3 41 TURTLE CAVALRY (445) NIYTYOLE ISLAND '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BARNABUS CROW slimly won victory over JEDI YETI in a 3 minute Challenge fight. DERAFF was demolished by BALDING GRAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. MANAGING UP viciously subdued RAYNER in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest. CARNATION demolished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. TOUCH BASE was vanquished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. SYE THE BEARDED was bested by TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1 minute Title competition. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was handily defeated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven melee. INIGO MONTOYA won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute fight. CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 3 minute gory melee. THE LEPER'S HAND was luckily beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in a 3 minute match. QUICK bested IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 5 minute bloody battle. SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute conflict. JHANS CHAMPION vanquished FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched bout. MORYA CHAMPION was vanquished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided fray. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 1 70 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 17 - 13 - 0 57 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 25 - 0 55 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 - 0 55 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 19 - 0 53 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 - 2 40 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 1 38 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 | Turn 227 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 80 61 3 226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 65 65 3 236 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 333 208 5 221 RHYME TYME (385) BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 75 89 2 212 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 77 63 0 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 59 70 3 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 73 61 0 189 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 49 46 4 189 BIG LAKE PURE (437) PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 51 71 3 172 DEADLINE (432) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 49 76 2 96 BASH BROS TIRES (411) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940. The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, JEDI YETI 18-10860, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MANAGING UP 32-6819, QUICK 81-2926, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and MR. BRATWURST 42-5106. The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least popular fighters were MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, FLAT 72-6880, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, DERAFF 35-4777, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, and CARNATION 97-7598. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 SEAM(20) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 5 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 88 59 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 36 3 199 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 49 46 4 189 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA MANAGING UP 32-6819 26 22 0 185 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 65 65 3 236 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND DERAFF 35-4777 30 43 2 154 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 20 11 2 104 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 75 89 2 212 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 80 61 3 226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 333 208 5 221 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 61 111 1 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 49 76 2 96 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 59 70 3 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE CARNATION 97-7598 11 6 4 92 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE STORM POINT Storm Point, DM 86, is now open! This arena will process on a two-week cycle. Orders for inaugural battles are due on May 11, 2020. Jasper Gulch, DM 85, is now closed to new teams, effective immediately. Any new teams that arrive are being rerouted to Storm Point. DM 85 will continue to process on its normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as necessary. -- RSI