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Date   : 05/26/2020    Duedate: 06/08/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 228

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  994  688   5 59.1      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     70   22   1 76.1    5 DEADLINE 20/432       28   46   1 37.8
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  191  214   7 47.2    6 CON + INSULT 32/442   43   81   1 34.7
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  135  226   5 37.4

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

Storm Rock Arena had fifteen fights today.  There were three challenges.  No one 
avoided and no one died.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (34-36-3,199) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (77-63-0,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by HARD 
KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Hard Knocks is the arena's best Aimed Blow.  I 
hope Mr. Crow learned something useful.

DERAFF (35-4777) (30-43-2,154) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) 
(47-27-0,186) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  DERAFF demolished THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge melee.  The Leper's Hand was most challenged today.

CARNATION (97-7598) (11-6-4,92) of FLOWER POWER challenged JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) 
(20-11-2,104) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  CARNATION was overpowered by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge duel.

Tantrum Yoga is still Champion of the Horn.  What horn?  Does anybody know?  TANTRUM 
YOGA (42-4563) (80-61-3,226) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (75-89-
2,212) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 
minute gory Title fight.  So Mr. Yoga is still our best (of four) Parry-Lunge.  Dirty 
Diapers is top Basher.

MOD COD (55-2638) (333-208-5,221) of RHYME TYME fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (39-40-
2,188) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MOD COD was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute 
mismatched competition.  Mod Cod is overall popularity leader, and Jedi Yeti is our 
top Lunger.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (65-65-3,236) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,220).  INIGO MONTOYA overpowered GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.  Mr. 
Montoya is our best (only) Slasher.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (88-59-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 
(28-5472) (49-46-4,189) of BIG LAKE PURE.  CHATROOMMATE devastated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 
in a 2 minute one-sided competition.  Restrained Contempt continues as our top Wall of 
Steel.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (33-47-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (39-36-
2,160) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BALDING GRAY was vanquished by QUICK in a popular 1 
minute uneven duel.  Quick is our top Parry-Riposte, supplanting Rayner for that 
honor.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (73-61-0,189) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-
29) (0-0-0,200).  BURM WOLFSNARL slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 
minute duel.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is our leading Total Parry.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (59-70-3,200) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (26-22-0,185) of CON + INSULT.  SYE THE BEARDED overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 
minute uneven match.  Sye the Bearded continues as top Striker.

RAYNER (20-182) (51-71-3,172) of DEADLINE fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (27-18-0,101) 
of COLOR ME SUAVE.  RAYNER beat $5 PROMINATOR in an exciting 1 minute fight.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (49-76-2,96) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (28-20-0,68) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by MR. BRATWURST 
in a 1 minute mismatched competition.  Mr Right Handed is our leading (only) Parry-
Strike.  How come?  It's a great style.  I was a Parry-Strike, years ago.

SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (21-28-2,82) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(61-111-1,73) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by I'M 
POWERLESS in a 1 minute match.

FLAT (72-6880) (37-23-2,50) of BASH BROS TIRES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,30).  FLAT was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.  
Uh-oh, Flat is the least popular fighter today.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (17-32-1,73) of CON + INSULT fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (16-
17-0,49) of BIG LAKE PURE.  TOUCH BASE lost to MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 4 
minute bout.  Touch Base is the crowd's favorite fighter this turn.

So, that's all for this turn.  See you in two weeks.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         81  61  3  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           40  40  2  270  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        66  65  3  247  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        89  59  0  222  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          78  63  0  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       60  70  3  209  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        74  61  0  203  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        75  90  2  201  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         34  37  3  198  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  49  47  4  190  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 DERAFF 35-4777               31  43  2  190  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 QUICK 81-2926                40  36  2  186  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             333 209  5  185  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          26  23  0  179  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 RAYNER 20-182                52  71  3  174  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         33  48  0  166  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     47  28  0  160  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        27  19  0  114  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       21  11  2  114  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        29  20  0   93  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARNATION 97-7598            11   7  4   88  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
-PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        19  25  3   85  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        62 111  1   84  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      49  77  2   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       21  29  2   72  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  17  0   67  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           17  33  1   59  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-RABID PETTING 21-9112        15  11  1   57  BIG LAKE EXPRESS (447)     SUNSET
 FLAT 72-6880                 37  24  2   30  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DERAFF demolished THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CARNATION was overpowered by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory Title fight.
MOD COD was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
INIGO MONTOYA overpowered GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
CHATROOMMATE devastated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BALDING GRAY was vanquished by QUICK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
BURM WOLFSNARL slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute duel.
SYE THE BEARDED overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 minute uneven match.
RAYNER beat $5 PROMINATOR in a exciting 1 minute fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute match.
FLAT was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TOUCH BASE lost to MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  28 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  19 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  2      30  |

Turn 228 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       81  61  3  232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   JEDI YETI 18-10860         40  40  2  270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      66  65  3  247 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        78  63  0  212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     60  70  3  209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      74  61  0  203 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      75  90  2  201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  49  47  4  190 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              40  36  2  186 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    49  77  2   74 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, JEDI YETI 18-10860, TANTRUM 
YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, 
RAYNER 20-182, and MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723.

The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, 
CARNATION 97-7598, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, MR RIGHT HANDED 
72-6876, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, and JHANS CHAMPION 
36-8158.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  1 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860          40  40  2  270  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        34  37  3  198  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  49  47  4  190  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         26  23  0  179  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       66  65  3  247  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              31  43  2  190  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      21  11  2  114  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       75  90  2  201  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        81  61  3  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            333 209  5  185  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       62 111  1   84  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     49  77  2   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      60  70  3  209  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           11   7  4   88  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE