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Date : 05/26/2020 Duedate: 06/08/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 228
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 994 688 5 59.1 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 70 22 1 76.1 5 DEADLINE 20/432 28 46 1 37.8
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 191 214 7 47.2 6 CON + INSULT 32/442 43 81 1 34.7
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 135 226 5 37.4
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
Storm Rock Arena had fifteen fights today. There were three challenges. No one
avoided and no one died.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (34-36-3,199) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (77-63-0,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by HARD
KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Hard Knocks is the arena's best Aimed Blow. I
hope Mr. Crow learned something useful.
DERAFF (35-4777) (30-43-2,154) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940)
(47-27-0,186) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. DERAFF demolished THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge melee. The Leper's Hand was most challenged today.
CARNATION (97-7598) (11-6-4,92) of FLOWER POWER challenged JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158)
(20-11-2,104) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. CARNATION was overpowered by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel.
Tantrum Yoga is still Champion of the Horn. What horn? Does anybody know? TANTRUM
YOGA (42-4563) (80-61-3,226) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (75-89-
2,212) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2
minute gory Title fight. So Mr. Yoga is still our best (of four) Parry-Lunge. Dirty
Diapers is top Basher.
MOD COD (55-2638) (333-208-5,221) of RHYME TYME fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (39-40-
2,188) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute
mismatched competition. Mod Cod is overall popularity leader, and Jedi Yeti is our
top Lunger.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (65-65-3,236) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,220). INIGO MONTOYA overpowered GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided struggle. Mr.
Montoya is our best (only) Slasher.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (88-59-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT
(28-5472) (49-46-4,189) of BIG LAKE PURE. CHATROOMMATE devastated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT
in a 2 minute one-sided competition. Restrained Contempt continues as our top Wall of
Steel.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (33-47-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (39-36-
2,160) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BALDING GRAY was vanquished by QUICK in a popular 1
minute uneven duel. Quick is our top Parry-Riposte, supplanting Rayner for that
honor.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (73-61-0,189) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-
29) (0-0-0,200). BURM WOLFSNARL slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4
minute duel. Mr. Wolfsnarl is our leading Total Parry.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (59-70-3,200) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (26-22-0,185) of CON + INSULT. SYE THE BEARDED overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1
minute uneven match. Sye the Bearded continues as top Striker.
RAYNER (20-182) (51-71-3,172) of DEADLINE fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (27-18-0,101)
of COLOR ME SUAVE. RAYNER beat $5 PROMINATOR in an exciting 1 minute fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (49-76-2,96) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (28-20-0,68) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by MR. BRATWURST
in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Mr Right Handed is our leading (only) Parry-
Strike. How come? It's a great style. I was a Parry-Strike, years ago.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (21-28-2,82) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(61-111-1,73) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by I'M
POWERLESS in a 1 minute match.
FLAT (72-6880) (37-23-2,50) of BASH BROS TIRES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,30). FLAT was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
Uh-oh, Flat is the least popular fighter today.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (17-32-1,73) of CON + INSULT fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (16-
17-0,49) of BIG LAKE PURE. TOUCH BASE lost to MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 4
minute bout. Touch Base is the crowd's favorite fighter this turn.
So, that's all for this turn. See you in two weeks.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 81 61 3 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 40 40 2 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 66 65 3 247 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 89 59 0 222 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 78 63 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 60 70 3 209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 74 61 0 203 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 75 90 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 37 3 198 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 49 47 4 190 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
DERAFF 35-4777 31 43 2 190 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
QUICK 81-2926 40 36 2 186 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MOD COD 55-2638 333 209 5 185 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 26 23 0 179 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
RAYNER 20-182 52 71 3 174 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 33 48 0 166 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 47 28 0 160 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 27 19 0 114 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 21 11 2 114 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 29 20 0 93 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARNATION 97-7598 11 7 4 88 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
-PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 19 25 3 85 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 62 111 1 84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 49 77 2 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 21 29 2 72 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 17 0 67 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 17 33 1 59 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
-RABID PETTING 21-9112 15 11 1 57 BIG LAKE EXPRESS (447) SUNSET
FLAT 72-6880 37 24 2 30 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DERAFF demolished THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CARNATION was overpowered by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory Title fight.
MOD COD was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
INIGO MONTOYA overpowered GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
CHATROOMMATE devastated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BALDING GRAY was vanquished by QUICK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
BURM WOLFSNARL slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute duel.
SYE THE BEARDED overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 minute uneven match.
RAYNER beat $5 PROMINATOR in a exciting 1 minute fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute match.
FLAT was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TOUCH BASE lost to MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 19 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 28 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 19 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 - 2 30 |
Turn 228 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 81 61 3 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK JEDI YETI 18-10860 40 40 2 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 66 65 3 247 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 78 63 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 60 70 3 209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 74 61 0 203 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 75 90 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 49 47 4 190 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 40 36 2 186 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 49 77 2 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, JEDI YETI 18-10860, TANTRUM
YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054,
RAYNER 20-182, and MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723.
The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880. The other ten least popular
fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, BALDING GRAY 42-5022,
CARNATION 97-7598, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, MR RIGHT HANDED
72-6876, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, and JHANS CHAMPION
36-8158.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
MORYA(28) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 40 40 2 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 37 3 198 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 49 47 4 190 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 26 23 0 179 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 66 65 3 247 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 31 43 2 190 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 21 11 2 114 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 75 90 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 81 61 3 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 333 209 5 185 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 62 111 1 84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 49 77 2 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 60 70 3 209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 11 7 4 88 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE