AD Date : 05/26/2020 Duedate: 06/08/2020 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 228 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 994 688 5 59.1 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 2 RHYME TYME 55/385 70 22 1 76.1 5 DEADLINE 20/432 28 46 1 37.8 3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 191 214 7 47.2 6 CON + INSULT 32/442 43 81 1 34.7 BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 FLOWER POWER 97/444 BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 135 226 5 37.4 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hey there. Storm Rock Arena had fifteen fights today. There were three challenges. No one avoided and no one died. BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (34-36-3,199) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged HARD KNOCKS (42- 4555) (77-63-0,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Hard Knocks is the arena's best Aimed Blow. I hope Mr. Crow learned something useful. DERAFF (35-4777) (30-43-2,154) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (47-27-0,186) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. DERAFF demolished THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. The Leper's Hand was most challenged today. CARNATION (97-7598) (11-6-4,92) of FLOWER POWER challenged JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (20-11-2,104) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. CARNATION was overpowered by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Tantrum Yoga is still Champion of the Horn. What horn? Does anybody know? TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (80-61-3,226) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (75-89- 2,212) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory Title fight. So Mr. Yoga is still our best (of four) Parry-Lunge. Dirty Diapers is top Basher. MOD COD (55-2638) (333-208-5,221) of RHYME TYME fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (39-40- 2,188) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Mod Cod is overall popularity leader, and Jedi Yeti is our top Lunger. INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (65-65-3,236) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0- 0,220). INIGO MONTOYA overpowered GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided struggle. Mr. Montoya is our best (only) Slasher. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (88-59-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (49-46-4,189) of BIG LAKE PURE. CHATROOMMATE devastated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 2 minute one-sided competition. Restrained Contempt continues as our top Wall of Steel. BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (33-47-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (39-36- 2,160) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BALDING GRAY was vanquished by QUICK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. Quick is our top Parry-Riposte, supplanting Rayner for that honor. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (73-61-0,189) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107- 29) (0-0-0,200). BURM WOLFSNARL slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute duel. Mr. Wolfsnarl is our leading Total Parry. SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (59-70-3,200) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought MANAGING UP (32- 6819) (26-22-0,185) of CON + INSULT. SYE THE BEARDED overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 minute uneven match. Sye the Bearded continues as top Striker. RAYNER (20-182) (51-71-3,172) of DEADLINE fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (27-18-0,101) of COLOR ME SUAVE. RAYNER beat $5 PROMINATOR in an exciting 1 minute fight. MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (49-76-2,96) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MR. BRATWURST (42- 5106) (28-20-0,68) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Mr Right Handed is our leading (only) Parry- Strike. How come? It's a great style. I was a Parry-Strike, years ago. SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (21-28-2,82) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (61-111-1,73) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute match. FLAT (72-6880) (37-23-2,50) of BASH BROS TIRES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0- 0,30). FLAT was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. Uh-oh, Flat is the least popular fighter today. TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (17-32-1,73) of CON + INSULT fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (16- 17-0,49) of BIG LAKE PURE. TOUCH BASE lost to MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout. Touch Base is the crowd's favorite fighter this turn. So, that's all for this turn. See you in two weeks. -- Olaf Modeen CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 81 61 3 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JEDI YETI 18-10860 40 40 2 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 66 65 3 247 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 89 59 0 222 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 78 63 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 60 70 3 209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 74 61 0 203 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 75 90 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 37 3 198 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 49 47 4 190 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA DERAFF 35-4777 31 43 2 190 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA QUICK 81-2926 40 36 2 186 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE MOD COD 55-2638 333 209 5 185 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MANAGING UP 32-6819 26 23 0 179 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT RAYNER 20-182 52 71 3 174 DEADLINE (432) SEAM BALDING GRAY 42-5022 33 48 0 166 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 47 28 0 160 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 27 19 0 114 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 21 11 2 114 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 29 20 0 93 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CARNATION 97-7598 11 7 4 88 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE -PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 19 25 3 85 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 62 111 1 84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 49 77 2 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 21 29 2 72 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 17 0 67 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA TOUCH BASE 32-6828 17 33 1 59 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT -RABID PETTING 21-9112 15 11 1 57 BIG LAKE EXPRESS (447) SUNSET FLAT 72-6880 37 24 2 30 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight. DERAFF demolished THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. CARNATION was overpowered by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory Title fight. MOD COD was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched competition. INIGO MONTOYA overpowered GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided struggle. CHATROOMMATE devastated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 2 minute one-sided competition. BALDING GRAY was vanquished by QUICK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. BURM WOLFSNARL slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute duel. SYE THE BEARDED overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 minute uneven match. RAYNER beat $5 PROMINATOR in a exciting 1 minute fight. MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched competition. SIMPLY AMAZING was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute match. FLAT was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. TOUCH BASE lost to MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 1 60 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 5 - 0 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 0 57 | |AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 14 - 0 53 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 19 - 0 53 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 28 - 0 52 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 19 - 1 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 - 2 30 | Turn 228 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 81 61 3 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) LUNGING ATTACK JEDI YETI 18-10860 40 40 2 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 66 65 3 247 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 78 63 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 60 70 3 209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 74 61 0 203 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 75 90 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 49 47 4 190 BIG LAKE PURE (437) PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 40 36 2 186 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 49 77 2 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was TOUCH BASE 32-6828. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, JEDI YETI 18-10860, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, RAYNER 20-182, and MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723. The least popular fighter this week was FLAT 72-6880. The other ten least popular fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, CARNATION 97-7598, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, and JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 SEAM(20) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0 MORYA(28) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JEDI YETI 18-10860 40 40 2 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 37 3 198 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 49 47 4 190 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA MANAGING UP 32-6819 26 23 0 179 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 66 65 3 247 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND DERAFF 35-4777 31 43 2 190 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 21 11 2 114 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 75 90 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 81 61 3 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 333 209 5 185 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 62 111 1 84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 49 77 2 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 60 70 3 209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE CARNATION 97-7598 11 7 4 88 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE