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Date : 07/07/2020 Duedate: 07/20/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 231
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1005 698 5 59.0 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 143 230 5 38.3
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 72 23 1 75.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 263 271 8 49.3 6 DEADLINE 20/432 28 49 1 36.4
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 46 96 1 32.4
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi there!
Storm Rock had sixteen fights in the arena today (and two outside it), four
challenges, three stand-ins, no avoids, and no deaths.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (34-39-3,186) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged MOD COD (55-2638)
(334-210-5,186) of RHYME TYME. BARNABUS CROW was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. As usual, Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader around
here. Mr. Crow is top Lunger.
DERAFF (35-4777) (31-45-2,181) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (76-
91-2,193) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. DERAFF was vanquished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge battle. Dirty Diapers is our leading Basher.
CARNATION (97-7598) (12-8-4,100) of FLOWER POWER challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107)
(27-21-0,121) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CARNATION was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1
minute uneven Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (18-34-1,74) of CON + INSULT challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876)
(50-78-2,76) of BASH BROS TIRES. TOUCH BASE was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. Mr Right Handed is our fair arena's best Parry-
Strike.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (68-65-3,279) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought JEDI YETI (18-10860)
(41-41-2,270) of CENTER FOR OLDS. INIGO MONTOYA bested JEDI YETI in a popular 2
minute bloody Title duel. Montoya is our Champion of the Horn, most highly rated (and
only) Slasher
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (62-70-3,225) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-
0-0,181). SYE THE BEARDED was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
gory brawl. The Bearded one is our top (only) Striker, and the most popular fighter
this turn.
QUICK (81-2926) (42-36-2,230) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-0,220).
QUICK was handily defeated by GOJIRO in an action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Quick
is our most highly recognized Parry-Riposte.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (90-60-0,204) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (52-
73-3,177) of DEADLINE. CHATROOMMATE vanquished RAYNER in an action packed 3 minute
gory uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (82-62-3,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MANAGING UP (32-6819)
(27-24-0,185) of CON + INSULT. TANTRUM YOGA overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 minute
uneven match. Mr. Yoga is our best Parry-Lunge.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (79-64-0,199) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (50-48-4,187) of BIG LAKE PURE. HARD KNOCKS overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in
a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Hard Knocks is still our top Aimed Blow. Mr.
Contempt is top Wall of Steel and the least popular guy this turn.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (74-63-0,198) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(107-26) (0-0-0,200). BURM WOLFSNARL bested RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 2
minute conflict. Wolfsnarl is our leading Total Parry.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (49-28-0,177) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought THE BLACKSMITH
(107-22) (0-0-0,181). THE LEPER'S HAND savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute match.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (33-50-0,162) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158)
(22-12-2,125) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. BALDING GRAY viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a
2 minute gory conflict.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (64-111-1,93) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (23-29-2,88) of BIG LAKE PURE. I'M POWERLESS lost to SIMPLY AMAZING in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (30-21-0,96) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723)
(17-19-0,50) of BIG LAKE PURE. MR. BRATWURST handily defeated MORYA CHAMPION in a 1
minute mismatched bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (20-15-2,67) of HOUSE JHEREG fought FLAT (72-6880) (38-25-
2,46) of BASH BROS TIRES. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was devastated by FLAT in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.
In other news... hmm. The Ladies of the Isle Quilting Club will meet this Friday
afternoon. Miss Rosie Smithford is having her Sweet Sixteen birthday party and shave-
ice social on Saturday at the Country Club.
Water balloons, anyone?
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 69 65 3 287 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 83 62 3 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 91 60 0 211 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 80 64 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 75 63 0 207 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 40 3 207 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 77 91 2 200 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JEDI YETI 18-10860 41 42 2 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MOD COD 55-2638 335 210 5 196 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 28 45 0 196 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
QUICK 81-2926 42 37 2 190 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 62 71 3 188 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 34 21 0 188 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 50 28 0 187 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 50 49 4 184 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 27 25 0 184 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 52 74 3 180 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
DERAFF 35-4777 31 46 2 174 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 34 50 0 164 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 28 21 0 129 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 22 13 2 129 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 24 29 2 99 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 31 21 0 98 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CARNATION 97-7598 12 9 4 97 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 64 112 1 88 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 51 78 2 86 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
-DUCK PLUCKER 36-8186 21 11 0 74 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
FLAT 72-6880 39 25 2 71 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 18 35 1 65 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
-GRAVE MISFORTUNE 36-8203 16 11 1 60 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 20 0 55 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 20 16 2 50 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DERAFF was vanquished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CARNATION was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
INIGO MONTOYA bested JEDI YETI in a popular 2 minute bloody Title duel.
SYE THE BEARDED was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
QUICK was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished RAYNER in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 minute uneven match.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL bested RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
THE LEPER'S HAND savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
BALDING GRAY viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a 2 minute gory conflict.
I'M POWERLESS lost to SIMPLY AMAZING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
MR. BRATWURST handily defeated MORYA CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was devastated by FLAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 17 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 19 - 15 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 33 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 21 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 10 - 1 23 |
Turn 231 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 69 65 3 287 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 83 62 3 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 80 64 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 75 63 0 207 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 40 3 207 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 77 91 2 200 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 42 37 2 190 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 62 71 3 188 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
WALL OF STEEL RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472 50 49 4 184 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 51 78 2 86 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, JEDI YETI 18-10860, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, INIGO
MONTOYA 33-8054, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, BALDING GRAY 42-5022,
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, and MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.
The least popular fighter this week was RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472. The other ten
least popular fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, DERAFF 35-4777, BARNABUS CROW
20-501, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158,
QUICK 81-2926, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, CARNATION 97-7598, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 2 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 0 0
MORYA(28) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 91 60 0 211 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 40 3 207 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 50 49 4 184 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 27 25 0 184 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 69 65 3 287 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 31 46 2 174 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 22 13 2 129 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 77 91 2 200 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 83 62 3 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 335 210 5 196 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 64 112 1 88 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 51 78 2 86 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 75 63 0 207 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 12 9 4 97 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
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