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Date   : 07/07/2020    Duedate: 07/20/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 231

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1005  698   5 59.0    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  143  230   5 38.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     72   23   1 75.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  263  271   8 49.3    6 DEADLINE 20/432       28   49   1 36.4
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   46   96   1 32.4
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there!

Storm Rock had sixteen fights in the arena today (and two outside it), four 
challenges, three stand-ins, no avoids, and no deaths.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (34-39-3,186) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged MOD COD (55-2638) 
(334-210-5,186) of RHYME TYME.  BARNABUS CROW was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.  As usual, Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader around 
here.  Mr. Crow is top Lunger.

DERAFF (35-4777) (31-45-2,181) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (76-
91-2,193) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  DERAFF was vanquished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge battle.  Dirty Diapers is our leading Basher.

CARNATION (97-7598) (12-8-4,100) of FLOWER POWER challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) 
(27-21-0,121) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  CARNATION was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 
minute uneven Challenge fight.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (18-34-1,74) of CON + INSULT challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) 
(50-78-2,76) of BASH BROS TIRES.  TOUCH BASE was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Mr Right Handed is our fair arena's best Parry-
Strike.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (68-65-3,279) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(41-41-2,270) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  INIGO MONTOYA bested JEDI YETI in a popular 2 
minute bloody Title duel.  Montoya is our Champion of the Horn, most highly rated (and 
only) Slasher

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (62-70-3,225) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-
0-0,181).  SYE THE BEARDED was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
gory brawl.  The Bearded one is our top (only) Striker, and the most popular fighter 
this turn.

QUICK (81-2926) (42-36-2,230) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-0,220).  
QUICK was handily defeated by GOJIRO in an action packed 1 minute uneven melee.  Quick 
is our most highly recognized Parry-Riposte.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (90-60-0,204) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (52-
73-3,177) of DEADLINE.  CHATROOMMATE vanquished RAYNER in an action packed 3 minute 
gory uneven fight.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (82-62-3,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MANAGING UP (32-6819) 
(27-24-0,185) of CON + INSULT.  TANTRUM YOGA overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 minute 
uneven match.  Mr. Yoga is our best Parry-Lunge.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (79-64-0,199) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (50-48-4,187) of BIG LAKE PURE.  HARD KNOCKS overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in 
a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Hard Knocks is still our top Aimed Blow.  Mr. 
Contempt is top Wall of Steel and the least popular guy this turn.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (74-63-0,198) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN 
(107-26) (0-0-0,200).  BURM WOLFSNARL bested RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute conflict.  Wolfsnarl is our leading Total Parry.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (49-28-0,177) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181).  THE LEPER'S HAND savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute match.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (33-50-0,162) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) 
(22-12-2,125) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  BALDING GRAY viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a 
2 minute gory conflict.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (64-111-1,93) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (23-29-2,88) of BIG LAKE PURE.  I'M POWERLESS lost to SIMPLY AMAZING in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (30-21-0,96) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) 
(17-19-0,50) of BIG LAKE PURE.  MR. BRATWURST handily defeated MORYA CHAMPION in a 1 
minute mismatched bout.

TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (20-15-2,67) of HOUSE JHEREG fought FLAT (72-6880) (38-25-
2,46) of BASH BROS TIRES.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was devastated by FLAT in an exciting 1 
minute one-sided fight.

In other news... hmm.  The Ladies of the Isle Quilting Club will meet this Friday 
afternoon.  Miss Rosie Smithford is having her Sweet Sixteen birthday party and shave-
ice social on Saturday at the Country Club.

Water balloons, anyone?

                                               -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        69  65  3  287  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         83  62  3  214  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        91  60  0  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          80  64  0  208  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        75  63  0  207  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         34  40  3  207  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        77  91  2  200  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           41  42  2  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MOD COD 55-2638             335 210  5  196  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        28  45  0  196  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 QUICK 81-2926                42  37  2  190  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       62  71  3  188  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     34  21  0  188  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     50  28  0  187  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  50  49  4  184  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          27  25  0  184  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                52  74  3  180  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 DERAFF 35-4777               31  46  2  174  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         34  50  0  164  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        28  21  0  129  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       22  13  2  129  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       24  29  2   99  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        31  21  0   98  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CARNATION 97-7598            12   9  4   97  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        64 112  1   88  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      51  78  2   86  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-DUCK PLUCKER 36-8186         21  11  0   74  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 FLAT 72-6880                 39  25  2   71  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           18  35  1   65  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-GRAVE MISFORTUNE 36-8203     16  11  1   60  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  20  0   55  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    20  16  2   50  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DERAFF was vanquished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CARNATION was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
INIGO MONTOYA bested JEDI YETI in a popular 2 minute bloody Title duel.
SYE THE BEARDED was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
QUICK was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished RAYNER in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 minute uneven match.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL bested RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
THE LEPER'S HAND savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
BALDING GRAY viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a 2 minute gory conflict.
I'M POWERLESS lost to SIMPLY AMAZING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
MR. BRATWURST handily defeated MORYA CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was devastated by FLAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  17 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        19 -  15 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  33 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  21 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -  10 -  1      23  |

Turn 231 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      69  65  3  287 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       83  62  3  214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        80  64  0  208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      75  63  0  207 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK   BARNABUS CROW 20-501       34  40  3  207 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      77  91  2  200 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              42  37  2  190 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     62  71  3  188 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEM 28-5472  50  49  4  184 BIG LAKE PURE (437)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    51  78  2   86 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, JEDI YETI 18-10860, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, INIGO 
MONTOYA 33-8054, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, 
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, and MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.

The least popular fighter this week was RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, DERAFF 35-4777, BARNABUS CROW 
20-501, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, 
QUICK 81-2926, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, CARNATION 97-7598, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           5  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       91  60  0  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        34  40  3  207  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  50  49  4  184  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         27  25  0  184  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       69  65  3  287  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              31  46  2  174  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      22  13  2  129  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       77  91  2  200  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        83  62  3  214  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            335 210  5  196  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       64 112  1   88  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     51  78  2   86  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       75  63  0  207  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           12   9  4   97  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

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