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Date : 07/21/2020 Duedate: 08/03/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 232
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1009 701 5 59.0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 73 23 1 76.0 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 30 51 0 37.0
3 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 228 226 6 50.2 6 DEADLINE 20/432 28 50 1 35.9
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 48 100 2 32.4
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 145 232 5 38.5 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey you guys,
It's raining! Makes my bones ache. Oh well.
There were fourteen fights today with five challenges. One poor doofus died. Two
guys avoided, but the team they avoided isn't even here.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (34-40-3,207) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (41-42-2,199) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by JEDI
YETI in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Jedi Yeti was the most challenged fighter this
turn.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (34-21-0,188) of BAD SIGNS challenged QUICK (81-2926) (42-
37-2,190) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was demolished by QUICK in a 2
minute one-sided Challenge melee. Mr. Beer avoided the nonexistent team Vikings.
Quick is our most highly ranked Parry-Riposte.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (28-45-0,196) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(77-91-2,200) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. OUT FOR A DUCK was savagely defeated by DIRTY
DIAPERS in a 3 minute Challenge duel. Out For a Duck avoided Vikings, too. Mr. Duck
was voted this turn's favorite fighter. Dirty Diapers is, of course, top Basher, and
a disgusting thought that is.
CARNATION (97-7598) (12-9-4,97) of FLOWER POWER challenged MR. BRATWURST (42-5106)
(31-21-0,98) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CARNATION overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (18-35-1,65) of CON + INSULT challenged FLAT (72-6880) (39-25-
2,71) of BASH BROS TIRES. TOUCH BASE was devastated by FLAT in a 2 minute one-sided
Challenge duel.
Our Champion of the Horn didn't challenge today. INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (69-65-
3,287) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (83-62-3,214) of COLOR ME
SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
Mr. Montoya is top Slasher.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (91-60-0,211) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (50-28-0,187) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. CHATROOMMATE overpowered THE LEPER'S HAND
in an action packed 1 minute uneven melee. The Roommate is our best Parry-Lunge.
MOD COD (55-2638) (335-210-5,196) of RHYME TYME fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (75-63-
0,207) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. MOD COD vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in an action packed 1
minute gruesome one-sided duel. Mr. Cod is still overall popularity leader, and top
Lunger. Mr. Wolfsnarl is top TP.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (62-71-3,188) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RAYNER (20-182)
(52-74-3,180) of DEADLINE. SYE THE BEARDED overpowered RAYNER in an action packed 2
minute gory one-sided fight. The Bearded one is top Striker.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (27-25-0,184) of CON + INSULT fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (80-
64-0,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MANAGING UP was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute
one-sided match. For this loss, the unlucky Mr. Up was voted least popular today.
And of course, Hard Knocks is our top Aimed Blow.
DERAFF (35-4777) (31-46-2,174) of HOUSE JHEREG fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (34-50-
0,164) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DERAFF was devastated by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-
sided battle.
JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (22-13-2,129) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (28-21-0,129) of COLOR ME SUAVE. JHANS CHAMPION unbelievably bested $5
PROMINATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (51-78-2,86) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30). MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a
1 minute fight. Mr Handed is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Strike.
Here's that death. I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (64-112-1,88) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (20-16-2,50) of HOUSE JHEREG. I'M POWERLESS was
dispatched by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute brutal fray. Wow. Tem of Smallcliff is
the top Wall of Steel.
According to a page of my notes that I misplaced, Big Lake Solution was the most
avoided team. Are they connected with Vikings somehow?
Storm Rock is a nice place, but I don't like to live in nice places... oh wait. Yes,
I do. Think I'll stick around.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 70 65 3 309 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 92 60 0 230 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 81 64 0 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 336 210 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 75 64 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 42 42 2 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 78 91 2 207 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
QUICK 81-2926 43 37 2 207 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 63 71 3 199 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 28 46 0 195 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 41 3 194 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 83 63 3 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 50 29 0 189 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 50 49 4 184 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 27 26 0 182 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 34 22 0 181 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 35 50 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 52 75 3 172 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
DERAFF 35-4777 31 47 2 159 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 23 13 2 139 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 28 22 0 127 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CARNATION 97-7598 13 9 4 114 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 24 29 2 99 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 21 16 3 93 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 31 22 0 88 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 20 21 2 83 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
FLAT 72-6880 40 25 2 80 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 64 113 1 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 18 36 1 61 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
-MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 20 0 55 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 51 79 2 48 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 64 113 1 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 232
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by JEDI YETI in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was demolished by QUICK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
OUT FOR A DUCK was savagely defeated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
CARNATION overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE was devastated by FLAT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
INIGO MONTOYA devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered THE LEPER'S HAND in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
MOD COD vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SYE THE BEARDED overpowered RAYNER in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
MANAGING UP was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DERAFF was devastated by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
JHANS CHAMPION unbelievably bested $5 PROMINATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute fight.
I'M POWERLESS was dispatched by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute brutal fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 15 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 18 - 18 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 33 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 19 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 9 - 2 31 |
Turn 232 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 70 65 3 309 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 92 60 0 230 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 81 64 0 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 336 210 5 215 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 75 64 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 78 91 2 207 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 43 37 2 207 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 63 71 3 199 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 21 16 3 93 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 51 79 2 48 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275. The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, JEDI YETI 18-10860, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, FLAT 72-6880, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, and QUICK 81-2926.
The least popular fighter this week was MANAGING UP 32-6819. The other ten least
popular fighters were SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, DERAFF 35-4777, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563,
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, $5 PROMINATOR
42-5107, RAYNER 20-182, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and TOUCH BASE 32-6828.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
MURSKA(35) 1 1 1 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 92 60 0 230 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 34 41 3 194 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
MANAGING UP 32-6819 27 26 0 182 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 70 65 3 309 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 31 47 2 159 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 23 13 2 139 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 78 91 2 207 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 81 64 0 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 336 210 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 64 113 1 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
FLAT 72-6880 40 25 2 80 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 75 64 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 28 46 0 195 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 13 9 4 114 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE