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Date   : 08/04/2020    Duedate: 08/17/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 233

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1012  705   5 58.9      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     74   23   1 76.3    5 DEADLINE 20/432       29   50   1 36.7
  3 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409  230  230   6 50.0    6 BAD SIGNS 83/397      30   52   0 36.6
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   50  103   2 32.7
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  147  233   5 38.7      I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Out of thirteen fights today, there were two challenges, no avoids, no deaths, and two 
stand-ins.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (34-41-3,194) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged OUT FOR A DUCK (83-
275) (28-46-0,195) of BAD SIGNS.  BARNABUS CROW bested OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute 
Challenge fight.

CARNATION (97-7598) (13-9-4,114) of FLOWER POWER challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) 
(28-22-0,127) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  CARNATION devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge duel.  The Prominator was this turn's most challenged.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (70-65-3,309) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) 
(81-64-0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA overcame HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute 
Title match.  So Mr. Montoya is still the Champion of the Horn and our leading 
Slasher.  Hard Knocks is still the highest ranked Aimed Blow.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (92-60-0,230) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (63-71-3,199) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  CHATROOMMATE overpowered SYE THE BEARDED in 
a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.  The Roomie is our leading Parry-Lunge.  
The Bearded one is top Striker.

MOD COD (55-2638) (336-210-5,215) of RHYME TYME fought QUICK (81-2926) (43-37-2,207) 
of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  MOD COD overpowered QUICK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Of course, Mr. Cod was the overall popularity leader and top 
Lunger.  Quick is the leading Parry-Riposte.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (42-42-2,208) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(78-91-2,207) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  JEDI YETI slimly lost to DIRTY DIAPERS in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.  The Yeti was this turn's favorite fighter.  Dirty 
Diapers is still top Basher.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (83-63-3,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (50-29-0,189) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  TANTRUM YOGA overpowered THE LEPER'S HAND 
in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (75-64-0,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (27-26-0,182) of CON + INSULT.  BURM WOLFSNARL overpowered MANAGING UP in an 
action packed 2 minute uneven melee.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is our premier Total Parry, same 
as last time.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (35-50-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-
0,150).  BALDING GRAY lost to FLOYD in a 3 minute duel.

RAYNER (20-182) (52-75-3,172) of DEADLINE fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (23-13-
2,139) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  RAYNER overpowered JHANS CHAMPION in a popular 4 minute 
gory uneven duel.

TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (21-16-3,93) of HOUSE JHEREG fought I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (64-113-1,66) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was overpowered by I'M 
POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.  Unfortunately, Tem of Smallcliff is least 
popular fighter this turn.  Ouch.  But he's also the top (only) Wall of Steel.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (18-36-1,61) of CON + INSULT fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (31-
22-0,88) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  TOUCH BASE was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute 
one-sided match.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (51-79-2,48) of BASH BROS TIRES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-
3) (0-0-0,30).  MR RIGHT HANDED was overcome by RIRORNI SOLDIER in an exciting 2 
minute contest.  Mr Right Handed is our leading Parry-Strike.

That's it for now.  See ya.

Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        71  65  3  323  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        93  60  0  241  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MOD COD 55-2638             337 210  5  229  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        76  64  0  219  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        79  91  2  215  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         84  63  3  211  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                43  38  2  210  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         35  41  3  201  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           42  43  2  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          81  65  0  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       63  72  3  197  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        28  47  0  189  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     50  30  0  185  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  50  49  4  184  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 RAYNER 20-182                53  75  3  182  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     34  22  0  181  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          27  27  0  180  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         35  51  0  161  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-DERAFF 35-4777               31  47  2  159  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       23  14  2  138  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 CARNATION 97-7598            14   9  4  134  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        28  23  0  111  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       24  29  2   99  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        65 113  1   94  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        32  22  0   92  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   20  21  2   83  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-FLAT 72-6880                 40  25  2   80  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    21  17  3   69  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           18  37  1   61  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  20  0   55  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      51  80  2   35  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW bested OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CARNATION devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
INIGO MONTOYA overcame HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute Title match.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOD COD overpowered QUICK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
JEDI YETI slimly lost to DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BURM WOLFSNARL overpowered MANAGING UP in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
BALDING GRAY lost to FLOYD in a 3 minute duel.
RAYNER overpowered JHANS CHAMPION in a popular 4 minute gory uneven duel.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TOUCH BASE was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MR RIGHT HANDED was overcome by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 2 minute contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  14 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  37 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        16 -  20 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   9 -  2      31  |

Turn 233 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      71  65  3  323 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      93  60  0  241 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           337 210  5  229 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      76  64  0  219 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      79  91  2  215 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              43  38  2  210 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        81  65  0  197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     63  72  3  197 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  21  17  3   69 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    51  80  2   35 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, RAYNER 20-182, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, BALDING GRAY 
42-5022, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, MR 
RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, and MOD COD 55-2638.

The least popular fighter this week was TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, THE LEPER'S 
HAND 81-2940, QUICK 81-2926, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MANAGING UP 
32-6819, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and CARNATION 97-7598.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       93  60  0  241  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        35  41  3  201  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         27  27  0  180  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       71  65  3  323  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   21  17  3   69  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      23  14  2  138  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       79  91  2  215  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        84  63  3  211  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            337 210  5  229  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       65 113  1   94  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     51  80  2   35  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       76  64  0  219  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       28  47  0  189  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           14   9  4  134  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE