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Date   : 08/18/2020    Duedate: 08/31/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 234

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1014  710   5 58.8      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     75   23   1 76.5    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      32   52   0 38.1
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  276  278   8 49.8    6 DEADLINE 20/432       29   51   1 36.2
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   50  108   2 31.6
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  149  234   5 38.9

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

My name is Inigo Montoya, prepare to die.  

Hark Knocks, I thought you had six fingers for a second, but realized that I had but 
one down the middle thus making it look like you had six.  Good for you though, for if 
you had six fingers, I would have killed you.  It looks like it could be quite some 
time before I get to split your fingers again as the dueling lesson I gave you has put 
you all the way back down into the Champions, where my teammates will pulverize you 
even more.  Oh, I have a secret for you as well, I am not really left-handed.

                                          Your Champion of the Horn,
                                                Inigo Montoya

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for STORM ROCK.  MVP award for I'M POWERLESS?  
BASHAHOLICS ANON's proud of it after beating $5 PROMINATOR and getting 23 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  $5 PROMINATOR got smashed by I'M POWERLESS, and lost 
19 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  INIGO MONTOYA stopped 
CHATROOMMATE dead in hers tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  CON + INSULT was STORM ROCK's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why BAD SIGNS' been avoiding CON + 
INSULT so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can BAD SIGNS' OUT FOR A 
DUCK be more popular than me?  It was challenged the most, but is that really the 
same?  MORYA CHAMPION is being unfair.  It's challenged down 20 against MR RIGHT 
HANDED.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) If MORYA 
CHAMPION can't beat a warrior 20 points below itself, that it CHALLENGED, it oughtta 
be selling food in the stands!  See if I ever talk to LEPER'S OTHER HAND again!  
TOUCH BASE was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  I was sorry to see such an 
unfair "fight" in STORM ROCK.  LEPER'S OTHER HAND got 5 points after beating TOUCH 
BASE, 22 points below him.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  STORM ROCK is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        72  65  3  348  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             338 210  5  240  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        77  64  0  225  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         85  63  3  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       64  72  3  216  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUICK 81-2926                44  38  2  212  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        29  47  0  202  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        93  61  0  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        79  92  2  198  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         35  42  3  196  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     51  30  0  195  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           42  44  2  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     35  22  0  188  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          81  66  0  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                53  76  3  180  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          27  28  0  176  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         35  52  0  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-DERAFF 35-4777               31  47  2  159  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       24  14  2  146  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 CARNATION 97-7598            14  10  4  133  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        66 113  1  117  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        33  22  0   99  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        28  24  0   92  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   21  21  2   88  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-FLAT 72-6880                 40  25  2   80  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    21  18  3   68  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           18  38  1   57  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      52  80  2   56  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  21  0   35  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Bashur -- Did you really graduate a Mr Right Hand and dump him here?  Only you would 
be that patient. -- Den

Rhyme Tyme -- I have a rhyme for you; you only have one guy, and his time is long gone 
by, your only strategy is hope, you great big dope.  Enjoy. -- Den, manager of most of 
the Big Lake teams and High Priest of the mighty Allied Axis

Spymaster -- Thank you for taking the time to report the fights each week, I look 
forward to the highlights each and every week. -- Den

     What?  *looks around wildly*  Someone noticed me?  Thanks. -- Modeen

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL bested DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER bested RAYNER in a 3 minute brutal Challenge duel.
OUT FOR A DUCK viciously subdued JEDI YETI in a popular 6 minute Challenge match.
CARNATION was unbelievably bested by JHANS CHAMPION in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
MORYA CHAMPION was overpowered by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute Challenge match.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND devastated TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
INIGO MONTOYA beat CHATROOMMATE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Title brawl.
TANTRUM YOGA handily defeated BARNABUS CROW in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
MOD COD overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SYE THE BEARDED overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
QUICK narrowly defeated BALDING GRAY in a exciting 6 minute match.
THE LEPER'S HAND devastated MANAGING UP in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
$5 PROMINATOR was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MR. BRATWURST overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  15 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  19 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  40 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   9 -  2      31  |

Turn 234 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      72  65  3  348 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           338 210  5  240 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      77  64  0  225 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       85  63  3  224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     64  72  3  216 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              44  38  2  212 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      29  47  0  202 BAD SIGNS (397)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      79  92  2  198 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  21  18  3   68 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    52  80  2   56 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 
83-275, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, QUICK 81-2926, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 
RAYNER 20-182, and JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158.

The least popular fighter this week was TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, MANAGING UP 32-6819, TOUCH BASE 
32-6828, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, CARNATION 
97-7598, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      5  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  TELORINTHE(83)       2  0 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       93  61  0  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        35  42  3  196  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723      17  21  0   35  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         27  28  0  176  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       72  65  3  348  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   21  18  3   68  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      24  14  2  146  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       79  92  2  198  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        85  63  3  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            338 210  5  240  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       66 113  1  117  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     52  80  2   56  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       77  64  0  225  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       29  47  0  202  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           14  10  4  133  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE