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Date : 08/18/2020 Duedate: 08/31/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 234
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1014 710 5 58.8 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 75 23 1 76.5 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 32 52 0 38.1
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 276 278 8 49.8 6 DEADLINE 20/432 29 51 1 36.2
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 50 108 2 31.6
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 149 234 5 38.9
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
My name is Inigo Montoya, prepare to die.
Hark Knocks, I thought you had six fingers for a second, but realized that I had but
one down the middle thus making it look like you had six. Good for you though, for if
you had six fingers, I would have killed you. It looks like it could be quite some
time before I get to split your fingers again as the dueling lesson I gave you has put
you all the way back down into the Champions, where my teammates will pulverize you
even more. Oh, I have a secret for you as well, I am not really left-handed.
Your Champion of the Horn,
Inigo Montoya
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for STORM ROCK. MVP award for I'M POWERLESS?
BASHAHOLICS ANON's proud of it after beating $5 PROMINATOR and getting 23 points.
Talk about yer big time losers! $5 PROMINATOR got smashed by I'M POWERLESS, and lost
19 points! This Duelmaster is like something else! INIGO MONTOYA stopped
CHATROOMMATE dead in hers tracks! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his
teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. CON + INSULT was STORM ROCK's most avoided team. Is there some
award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why BAD SIGNS' been avoiding CON +
INSULT so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Can BAD SIGNS' OUT FOR A
DUCK be more popular than me? It was challenged the most, but is that really the
same? MORYA CHAMPION is being unfair. It's challenged down 20 against MR RIGHT
HANDED. I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) If MORYA
CHAMPION can't beat a warrior 20 points below itself, that it CHALLENGED, it oughtta
be selling food in the stands! See if I ever talk to LEPER'S OTHER HAND again!
TOUCH BASE was so low when He challenged he. Hhmph! I was sorry to see such an
unfair "fight" in STORM ROCK. LEPER'S OTHER HAND got 5 points after beating TOUCH
BASE, 22 points below him.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. STORM ROCK is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby
Tonte
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 72 65 3 348 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 338 210 5 240 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 77 64 0 225 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 85 63 3 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 64 72 3 216 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
QUICK 81-2926 44 38 2 212 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 29 47 0 202 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 93 61 0 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 79 92 2 198 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 35 42 3 196 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 51 30 0 195 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 42 44 2 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 35 22 0 188 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 81 66 0 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 53 76 3 180 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
MANAGING UP 32-6819 27 28 0 176 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 35 52 0 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-DERAFF 35-4777 31 47 2 159 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 24 14 2 146 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
CARNATION 97-7598 14 10 4 133 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 66 113 1 117 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 33 22 0 99 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 28 24 0 92 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 21 21 2 88 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-FLAT 72-6880 40 25 2 80 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 21 18 3 68 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 18 38 1 57 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 52 80 2 56 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 21 0 35 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Bashur -- Did you really graduate a Mr Right Hand and dump him here? Only you would
be that patient. -- Den
Rhyme Tyme -- I have a rhyme for you; you only have one guy, and his time is long gone
by, your only strategy is hope, you great big dope. Enjoy. -- Den, manager of most of
the Big Lake teams and High Priest of the mighty Allied Axis
Spymaster -- Thank you for taking the time to report the fights each week, I look
forward to the highlights each and every week. -- Den
What? *looks around wildly* Someone noticed me? Thanks. -- Modeen
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL bested DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER bested RAYNER in a 3 minute brutal Challenge duel.
OUT FOR A DUCK viciously subdued JEDI YETI in a popular 6 minute Challenge match.
CARNATION was unbelievably bested by JHANS CHAMPION in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
MORYA CHAMPION was overpowered by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute Challenge match.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND devastated TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
INIGO MONTOYA beat CHATROOMMATE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Title brawl.
TANTRUM YOGA handily defeated BARNABUS CROW in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
MOD COD overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SYE THE BEARDED overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
QUICK narrowly defeated BALDING GRAY in a exciting 6 minute match.
THE LEPER'S HAND devastated MANAGING UP in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
$5 PROMINATOR was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MR. BRATWURST overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 15 - 0 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 18 - 19 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 16 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 40 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 9 - 2 31 |
Turn 234 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 72 65 3 348 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 338 210 5 240 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 77 64 0 225 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 85 63 3 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 64 72 3 216 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 44 38 2 212 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 29 47 0 202 BAD SIGNS (397)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 79 92 2 198 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 21 18 3 68 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 52 80 2 56 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK
83-275, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, QUICK 81-2926, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113,
RAYNER 20-182, and JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158.
The least popular fighter this week was TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865. The other ten
least popular fighters were $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, MANAGING UP 32-6819, TOUCH BASE
32-6828, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, CARNATION
97-7598, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 5 0 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 TELORINTHE(83) 2 0 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 93 61 0 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 35 42 3 196 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 21 0 35 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 27 28 0 176 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 72 65 3 348 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 21 18 3 68 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 24 14 2 146 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 79 92 2 198 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 85 63 3 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 338 210 5 240 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 66 113 1 117 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 52 80 2 56 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 77 64 0 225 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 29 47 0 202 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 14 10 4 133 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE