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Date : 09/29/2020 Duedate: 10/12/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 237
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1027 718 5 58.9 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 155 237 5 39.5
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 77 24 1 76.2 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 288 291 8 49.7 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 35 55 0 38.9
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 6 DEADLINE 20/432 31 52 1 37.3
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 36 79 2 31.3
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
Storm Rock had sixteen fights today including eight challenges, most of them by the
Big Lake guild. No one died.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (79-64-0,246) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE
(18-10034) (95-61-0,229) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL bested CHATROOMMATE in a
3 minute Challenge Title fight. And so, Wolfsnarl is now the reigning Total Parry and
Champion of the Horn. Which he blew, after the fight. Gotta say, TPs do have great
wind.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (35-44-3,192) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged QUICK (81-2926)
(45-39-2,203) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by QUICK in a
2 minute brutal Challenge duel. Quick is the leading Parry-Riposte around here.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (51-32-0,210) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged MANAGING UP
(32-6819) (28-29-0,185) of CON + INSULT. THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated MANAGING
UP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. The Leper's Hand is top Lunger.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (73-66-3,200) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged RAYNER (20-182)
(55-76-3,212) of DEADLINE. INIGO MONTOYA vanquished RAYNER in a 2 minute gory
mismatched Challenge brawl. Mr. Montoya is still our only Slasher.
JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (25-15-2,145) of BIG LAKE BASHERS challenged OUT FOR A DUCK
(83-275) (30-48-0,177) of BAD SIGNS. JHANS CHAMPION was overpowered by OUT FOR A DUCK
in a 6 minute Challenge match. Jhans Champion is this turn's favorite fighter.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (25-29-2,114) of BIG LAKE PURE challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (66-115-1,121) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SIMPLY AMAZING was overpowered by I'M
POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge struggle. Today, I'm Powerless was the most
challenged fighter.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (22-21-2,90) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged TOUCH BASE
(32-6828) (19-39-1,91) of CON + INSULT. LEPER'S OTHER HAND overpowered TOUCH BASE in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (17-22-0,35) of BIG LAKE PURE challenged TEM OF SMALLCLIFF
(35-4865) (21-20-3,66) of HOUSE JHEREG. MORYA CHAMPION was vanquished by TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute Challenge duel. Tem of Smallcliff is our only Wall of Steel
today.
Mod Cod is still the arena's overall popularity leader. MOD COD (55-2638) (340-210-
5,267) of RHYME TYME fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-11) (0-0-0,220). MOD COD was
vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (64-74-3,190) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (86-64-3,201) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was beaten by TANTRUM YOGA in
a popular 2 minute melee. The Bearded one is top Striker, while Tantrum Yoga is our
best Parry-Lunge.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (37-52-0,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-
403) (35-24-0,175) of BAD SIGNS. BALDING GRAY was overpowered by SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in
a 1 minute one-sided match. Mr. Beer is our leading Aimed Blow.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (43-45-2,195) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(80-93-2,206) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. JEDI YETI was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute conflict. Mr. Diapers is still the highest ranked Basher.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (82-67-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CARNATION (97-7598) (14-
12-4,134) of FLOWER POWER. HARD KNOCKS demolished CARNATION in a 1 minute
mismatched match.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (30-24-0,101) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-7)
(0-0-0,110). $5 PROMINATOR overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (19-25-3,85) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (33-24-0,78) of COLOR ME SUAVE. PRINCESS HOYT was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST
in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Oops, the Princess was voted this turn's least popular
fighter. And it wasn't even a long fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (54-80-2,63) of BASH BROS TIRES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-
3) (0-0-0,30). MR RIGHT HANDED viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a action packed 2
minute duel. Mr Right Handed is our most highly recognized Parry-Strike.
So that's all for now. I wish you well.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 80 64 0 269 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 52 32 0 217 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 81 93 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 74 66 3 211 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUICK 81-2926 46 39 2 207 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 87 64 3 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 95 62 0 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 64 75 3 195 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 55 77 3 192 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
JEDI YETI 18-10860 43 46 2 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 35 45 3 192 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
MOD COD 55-2638 340 211 5 191 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 36 24 0 191 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 31 48 0 187 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-DERAFF 35-4777 32 48 2 185 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 28 30 0 184 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 83 67 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 37 53 0 173 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 25 16 2 146 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
CARNATION 97-7598 14 13 4 139 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 67 115 1 130 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 31 24 0 116 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 25 30 2 106 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 23 21 2 100 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 34 24 0 92 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 19 40 1 81 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 19 26 3 74 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 22 20 3 69 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 55 80 2 65 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 23 0 34 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Announcing the Lapurian Festival of the 900. Over the past 34+ years many legendary
fighters and managers have attended the Lapurian Arena. If you are one of those
managers and have a team in Lapur, send your warriors in to fight for this one special
turn and celebrate the arena's 900th. Spread the word, let's make it something
special!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL bested CHATROOMMATE in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by QUICK in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated MANAGING UP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
INIGO MONTOYA vanquished RAYNER in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
JHANS CHAMPION was overpowered by OUT FOR A DUCK in a 6 minute Challenge match.
SIMPLY AMAZING was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND overpowered TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MORYA CHAMPION was vanquished by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
MOD COD was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SYE THE BEARDED was beaten by TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 2 minute melee.
BALDING GRAY was overpowered by SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JEDI YETI was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
HARD KNOCKS demolished CARNATION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
$5 PROMINATOR overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PRINCESS HOYT was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MR RIGHT HANDED viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 14 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 21 - 19 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 44 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 17 - 0 37 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 10 - 1 23 |
Turn 237 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 80 64 0 269 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 52 32 0 217 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 81 93 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 74 66 3 211 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 46 39 2 207 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 87 64 3 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 64 75 3 195 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 36 24 0 191 BAD SIGNS (397)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 22 20 3 69 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 55 80 2 65 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK
83-275, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, QUICK 81-2926, INIGO MONTOYA
33-8054, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801,
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.
The least popular fighter this week was PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125. The other ten least
popular fighters were CARNATION 97-7598, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, TOUCH BASE 32-6828,
MANAGING UP 32-6819, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, SIMPLY AMAZING
28-5693, RAYNER 20-182, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, and SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 2 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 2 0 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 95 62 0 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 55 77 3 192 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 25 30 2 106 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 28 30 0 184 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 74 66 3 211 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 22 20 3 69 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 25 16 2 146 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 81 93 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 87 64 3 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 340 211 5 191 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 67 115 1 130 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 55 80 2 65 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 80 64 0 269 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 36 24 0 191 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 14 13 4 139 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE