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Date   : 10/13/2020    Duedate: 10/26/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 238

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1031  721   5 58.8    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  155  240   5 39.2
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     78   24   1 76.5      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409  251  243   6 50.8    6 DEADLINE 20/432       31   53   1 36.9
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                   7 FLOWER POWER 97/444   43  103   2 29.5
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Well, I guess it was a slowish day with one challenge, twelve fights and three stand-
ins.  Beautiful day though, sunny and cool.

CARNATION (97-7598) (14-13-4,139) of FLOWER POWER challenged JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) 
(25-16-2,146) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  CARNATION was devastated by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (80-64-0,269) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (81-93-2,211) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued DIRTY 
DIAPERS in a 2 minute gruesome Title battle.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is still Champion of the 
Horn and our leading Total Parry.  And Dirty Diapers remains our most highly ranked 
Basher.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (74-66-3,211) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200).  INIGO MONTOYA was demolished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven 
fight.  Mr. Montoya is still the most highly recognized Slasher.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (52-32-0,217) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (43-46-2,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  THE LEPER'S HAND devastated JEDI YETI in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  The Leper's Hand is top Lunger and this turn's 
favorite fighter.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (95-62-0,200) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (64-75-3,195) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  CHATROOMMATE bested SYE THE BEARDED in an 
action packed 1 minute brawl.  The Bearded one is top Striker.

MOD COD (55-2638) (340-211-5,191) of RHYME TYME fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (83-67-
0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided 
struggle.  Ah, the ancient Cod is still our overall popularity leader.  Hard Knocks is 
our leading Aimed Blow.

QUICK (81-2926) (46-39-2,207) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (87-
64-3,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  QUICK was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-
sided competition.  Quick is our leading Parry-Riposte, while Tantrum Yoga is top 
Parry-Lunge.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (35-45-3,192) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought RAYNER (20-182) (55-77-
3,192) of DEADLINE.  BARNABUS CROW overcame RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute melee.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (37-53-0,173) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(67-115-1,130) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  BALDING GRAY vanquished I'M POWERLESS in an 
action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (31-24-0,116) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(107-8) (0-0-0,110).  $5 PROMINATOR was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 
minute one-sided fight.  Ew.  The Prominator is our least popular fighter this turn.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (34-24-0,92) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (22-20-3,69) of HOUSE JHEREG.  MR. BRATWURST overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.  Mr. of Smallcliff is our premier Wall of Steel.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (55-80-2,65) of BASH BROS TIRES fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-
0-0,50).  MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched match.  
Hmm.  Mr Right Handed is our most highly recognized Parry-Strike, even though he lost 
eighteen points of recognition.

Debby Tonte stopped by today with some laundry advice.  The fact is, blood on any 
color of garment may stain.  So may a lot of other things.  If you're challenging way 
up, try to wear brown pants, eh?

That's it.  Bye now.

Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        81  64  0  275  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     53  32  0  226  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         88  64  3  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             341 211  5  206  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        96  62  0  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        81  94  2  200  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       64  76  3  200  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         36  45  3  198  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 QUICK 81-2926                46  40  2  196  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     36  24  0  191  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        74  67  3  190  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           43  47  2  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182                55  78  3  188  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        31  48  0  187  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-DERAFF 35-4777               32  48  2  185  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
-MANAGING UP 32-6819          28  30  0  184  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          83  68  0  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         38  53  0  175  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       26  16  2  155  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARNATION 97-7598            14  14  4  134  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        67 116  1  132  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       25  30  2  106  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        31  25  0  103  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   23  21  2  100  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        35  24  0   98  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828           19  40  1   81  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        19  26  3   74  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    22  21  3   68  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      55  81  2   47  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  23  0   34  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CARNATION was devastated by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gruesome Title battle.
INIGO MONTOYA was demolished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND devastated JEDI YETI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHATROOMMATE bested SYE THE BEARDED in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
MOD COD overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
QUICK was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BARNABUS CROW overcame RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute melee.
BALDING GRAY vanquished I'M POWERLESS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. BRATWURST overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  12 -  0      66  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        20 -  19 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  40 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  18 -  0      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -  10 -  1      23  |

Turn 238 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      81  64  0  275 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940   53  32  0  226 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       88  64  3  219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      81  94  2  200 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     64  76  3  200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              46  40  2  196 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      74  67  3  190 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        83  68  0  180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  22  21  3   68 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    55  81  2   47 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, 
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JEDI YETI 18-10860, TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, RAYNER 20-182, and MR. BRATWURST 42-5106.

The least popular fighter this week was $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were QUICK 81-2926, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, 
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, CARNATION 97-7598, MOD COD 55-2638, SYE THE BEARDED 
81-801, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, and MR. BRATWURST 42-5106.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       96  62  0  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        36  45  3  198  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       74  67  3  190  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   22  21  3   68  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      26  16  2  155  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       81  94  2  200  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        88  64  3  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            341 211  5  206  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       67 116  1  132  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     55  81  2   47  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       81  64  0  275  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           14  14  4  134  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE