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Date : 10/27/2020 Duedate: 11/09/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 239
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1035 724 5 58.8 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 79 24 1 76.7 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 36 56 0 39.1
3 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 244 240 6 50.4 6 DEADLINE 20/432 31 54 1 36.5
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 7 FLOWER POWER 97/444 45 104 2 30.2
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 156 242 5 39.2 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heya!
There were twelve fights today including three challenges and one stand-in. No one
died.
Apparently House Jhereg was avoided by Bad Signs.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (36-45-3,198) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged SYE THE BEARDED
(81-801) (64-76-3,200) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. BARNABUS CROW bested SYE THE BEARDED in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight. The Bearded one is our top Striker.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (36-24-0,191) of BAD SIGNS challenged RAYNER (20-182) (55-
78-3,188) of DEADLINE. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER subdued RAYNER in a 1 minute Challenge
melee. Mr. Beer is our most highly rated Aimed Blow.
CARNATION (97-7598) (14-14-4,134) of FLOWER POWER challenged BALDING GRAY (42-5022)
(38-53-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CARNATION demolished BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (81-64-0,275) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (88-64-3,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a
popular 2 minute one-sided Title contest. Burm Wolfsnarl is still Champion of the
Horn, and our top Total Parry.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (53-32-0,226) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (96-62-0,205) of CENTER FOR OLDS. THE LEPER'S HAND was subdued by CHATROOMMATE
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition. Chatroommate is our leading Parry-Lunge.
MOD COD (55-2638) (341-211-5,206) of RHYME TYME fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (43-47-
2,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD vanquished JEDI YETI in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched fight. Mod Cod is top Lunger and also the overall popularity leader.
QUICK (81-2926) (46-40-2,196) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (81-
94-2,200) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. QUICK was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 2
minute competition. Two stylemasters here! Mr. Diapers is top Basher, and Quick is
the leading Parry-Riposte.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (31-48-0,187) of BAD SIGNS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (74-
67-3,190) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. OUT FOR A DUCK was handily defeated by INIGO MONTOYA
in a 2 minute uneven melee. Inigo Montoya is our highest ranked Slasher and also the
most popular fighter this turn.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (83-68-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158)
(26-16-2,155) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. HARD KNOCKS overpowered JHANS CHAMPION in a
popular 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (67-116-1,132) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (31-25-0,103) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by $5 PROMINATOR
in a 1 minute uneven match.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (35-24-0,98) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (22-21-3,68) of HOUSE JHEREG. MR. BRATWURST overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Tem of Smallcliff is our best Wall of Steel.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (55-81-2,47) of BASH BROS TIRES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70). MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1
minute contest. Mr Right Handed is not only the most highly recognized Parry-Strike,
but the least popular gladiator in Storm Rock.
So that's all my news. You all keep practicing, and I'll keep writing reports and
drinking beer.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 82 64 0 300 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 97 62 0 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MOD COD 55-2638 342 211 5 214 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 82 94 2 210 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JEDI YETI 18-10860 43 48 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 53 33 0 205 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 37 45 3 205 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 75 67 3 202 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 64 77 3 197 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 88 65 3 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 37 24 0 195 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
QUICK 81-2926 46 41 2 193 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 84 68 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 55 79 3 187 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
-MANAGING UP 32-6819 28 30 0 184 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 31 49 0 180 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 15 14 4 165 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 26 17 2 155 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 38 54 0 144 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 32 25 0 128 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 67 117 1 109 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 25 30 2 106 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 36 24 0 102 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 23 21 2 100 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828 19 40 1 81 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 19 26 3 74 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 22 22 3 69 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
-HURRICANE SEASON 83-507 15 10 4 59 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 55 82 2 43 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
-MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 23 0 34 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW bested SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER subdued RAYNER in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
CARNATION demolished BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 2 minute one-sided Title contest.
THE LEPER'S HAND was subdued by CHATROOMMATE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
MOD COD vanquished JEDI YETI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
QUICK was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 2 minute competition.
OUT FOR A DUCK was handily defeated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 2 minute uneven melee.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered JHANS CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
MR. BRATWURST overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 11 - 0 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 19 - 19 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 38 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 18 - 0 28 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 10 - 1 17 |
Turn 239 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 82 64 0 300 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 97 62 0 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 342 211 5 214 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 82 94 2 210 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 75 67 3 202 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 64 77 3 197 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 37 24 0 195 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 46 41 2 193 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 22 22 3 69 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 55 82 2 43 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054. The ten other most popular fighters were SYE THE BEARDED
81-801, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, BARNABUS
CROW 20-501, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563,
QUICK 81-2926, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876. The other ten least
popular fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF
35-4865, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, JEDI YETI 18-10860, RAYNER 20-182, $5 PROMINATOR
42-5107, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, CARNATION 97-7598, and SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 3 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
JHANS(36) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 97 62 0 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 37 45 3 205 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 75 67 3 202 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 22 22 3 69 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 26 17 2 155 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 82 94 2 210 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 88 65 3 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 342 211 5 214 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 67 117 1 109 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 55 82 2 43 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 82 64 0 300 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 37 24 0 195 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 15 14 4 165 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE