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Date : 11/24/2020 Duedate: 12/07/2020
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 241
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1045 728 5 58.9 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 161 243 5 39.9
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 80 25 1 76.2 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 300 307 8 49.4 6 DEADLINE 20/432 31 56 1 35.6
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 59 132 2 30.9
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
Fourteen fights today and six challenges. No deaths, and I believe there was just one
stand-in. Yay!
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (65-77-3,276) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS
(38-5071) (83-94-2,215) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SYE THE BEARDED viciously subdued
DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute Challenge fight. The Bearded one is best of two Strikers
and this turn's favorite, while Diapers is our leading Basher.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (54-33-0,213) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged CHATROOMMATE
(18-10034) (98-62-0,241) of CENTER FOR OLDS. THE LEPER'S HAND was demolished by
CHATROOMMATE in a 3 minute Challenge Title melee. And the Roomie is still our best
Parry-Lunge and Champion of the Horn. The Roomie was challenged twice, more than
anyone else.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (37-46-3,200) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (82-65-0,207) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by BURM
WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Wolfsnarl is our highest ranked of two Total
Parries.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (29-30-0,196) of CON + INSULT challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555)
(85-68-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MANAGING UP was demolished by HARD KNOCKS in a 1
minute Challenge competition. Hard Knocks is the best of two Aimed Blows.
JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (26-18-2,156) of BIG LAKE BASHERS challenged CARNATION (97-
7598) (15-15-4,167) of FLOWER POWER. JHANS CHAMPION was overpowered by CARNATION in a
1 minute Challenge struggle.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (19-41-1,52) of CON + INSULT challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876)
(56-82-2,73) of BASH BROS TIRES. TOUCH BASE was overpowered by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1
minute uneven Challenge melee. Mr Right Handed was the only Parry-Strike to compete
today.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (89-65-3,214) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (46-42-
2,191) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished QUICK in a 2 minute uneven
fight. Quick is highest ranked of two Parry-Ripostes.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (44-48-2,219) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (342-
212-5,188) of RHYME TYME. JEDI YETI was vanquished by MOD COD in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight. Mod Cod is overall popularity leader, and the Yeti is our leading
Lunger. Out of six. Lunging is by far the most popular style around here.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (75-68-3,195) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought RAYNER (20-182) (55-
80-3,175) of DEADLINE. INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided
bout. As usual, Montoya is top Slasher.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (33-25-0,149) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (25-30-2,106) of BIG LAKE PURE. $5 PROMINATOR demolished SIMPLY AMAZING in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (38-55-0,116) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-
3171) (23-21-2,100) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BALDING GRAY was luckily beaten by LEPER'S
OTHER HAND in a 3 minute match.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (68-117-1,138) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-
7) (0-0-0,110). I'M POWERLESS overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 1 minute
mismatched conflict.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (36-25-0,99) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723)
(17-23-0,34) of BIG LAKE PURE. MR. BRATWURST overpowered MORYA CHAMPION in a 1 minute
uneven struggle. Morya Champion was voted least popular by the spectators today.
I believe Princess Hoyt is new in Storm Rock? Welcome, fair lady. PRINCESS HOYT (81-
3125) (19-26-3,74) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (22-23-
3,39) of HOUSE JHEREG. PRINCESS HOYT handily defeated TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1 minute
mismatched bout. Tem of Smallcliff remains our top, and only, Wall of Steel.
Big Lake Solution avoided Color Me Suave.
Alarond says a notched sword sings the sweetest. I don't know. I think that only
happens if you're a Waste.
Well, that's all I've got for today. I was going to tell you to practice hard, but
it's cold and rainy. Stay in, sit by a fire, and drink something hot.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 99 62 0 265 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 66 77 3 284 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 90 65 3 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 83 65 0 220 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 86 68 0 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 44 49 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MOD COD 55-2638 343 212 5 205 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 76 68 3 201 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 54 34 0 200 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 83 95 2 196 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 37 47 3 195 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
MANAGING UP 32-6819 29 31 0 192 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 37 25 0 191 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
QUICK 81-2926 46 43 2 189 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 49 0 185 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARNATION 97-7598 16 15 4 179 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
RAYNER 20-182 55 81 3 172 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 34 25 0 151 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 26 19 2 149 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 69 117 1 142 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 24 21 2 116 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 25 31 2 109 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 38 56 0 105 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 37 25 0 101 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 57 82 2 79 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 20 26 3 76 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-HIRED BY TRUMP 83-506 14 12 1 55 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 19 42 1 47 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 24 0 43 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 22 24 3 38 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SYE THE BEARDED viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND was demolished by CHATROOMMATE in a 3 minute Challenge Title melee.
BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MANAGING UP was demolished by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
JHANS CHAMPION was overpowered by CARNATION in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
TOUCH BASE was overpowered by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished QUICK in a 2 minute uneven fight.
JEDI YETI was vanquished by MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
$5 PROMINATOR demolished SIMPLY AMAZING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
BALDING GRAY was luckily beaten by LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 3 minute match.
I'M POWERLESS overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MR. BRATWURST overpowered MORYA CHAMPION in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
PRINCESS HOYT handily defeated TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 13 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 20 - 16 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 41 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 8 - 1 20 |
Turn 241 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 99 62 0 265 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 66 77 3 284 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 83 65 0 220 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 86 68 0 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK JEDI YETI 18-10860 44 49 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 76 68 3 201 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 83 95 2 196 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 46 43 2 189 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 57 82 2 79 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 22 24 3 38 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071,
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MOD COD 55-2638,
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, and PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125.
The least popular fighter this week was MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723. The other ten least
popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, MANAGING UP 32-6819, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865,
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, JEDI YETI 18-10860, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, JHANS CHAMPION
36-8158, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, QUICK 81-2926, and BARNABUS CROW 20-501.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 2 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 99 62 0 265 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 37 47 3 195 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 25 31 2 109 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 29 31 0 192 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 76 68 3 201 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 22 24 3 38 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 26 19 2 149 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 83 95 2 196 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 90 65 3 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 343 212 5 205 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 69 117 1 142 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 57 82 2 79 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 66 77 3 284 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 16 15 4 179 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE