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Date   : 12/08/2020    Duedate: 12/21/2020

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 242

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1050  730   5 59.0      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  164  243   5 40.3
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     81   25   1 76.4      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  304  312   9 49.4      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      37   59   0 38.5
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                   6 DEADLINE 20/432       31   57   1 35.2
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  7 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421   20   45   0 30.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for THE LEPER'S HAND, who flew up 36 points 
in the rankings after mashing RAYNER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  BARNABUS CROW was beat by 
$5 PROMINATOR and drops 29 points.  What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in 
common?  They are both the most challenged apes in human history!  Heyheyhey!  
Drawing on all of his experience as a 83-65-0 warrior, BURM WOLFSNARL went for the 
Duelmastership against CHATROOMMATE this week.  Going for the gusto and coming up 
with aught but bloody knuckles was BIG LAKE OUTCASTS' BURM WOLFSNARL, who was turned 
away from the Duelmastership by CHATROOMMATE.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect 
the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that COLOR ME SUAVE was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of COLOR ME SUAVE's 
warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch BIG LAKE 
OUTCASTS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from 
COLOR ME SUAVE.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, OUT FOR A DUCK went 
after MOD COD, who was higher by 20 points.  Well, when the dust settled, OUT FOR A 
DUCK was subdued by MOD COD.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, and its been fun, 
but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       100  62  0  282  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     55  34  1  236  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         91  65  3  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           45  49  2  225  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        77  68  3  221  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        32  50  0  210  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        83  66  0  208  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             344 212  5  207  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        84  95  2  204  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          86  69  0  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-MANAGING UP 32-6819          29  31  0  192  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 QUICK 81-2926                46  44  2  187  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        35  25  0  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     37  26  0  183  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                55  82  3  180  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-CARNATION 97-7598            16  15  4  179  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         37  48  3  166  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       27  19  2  151  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        70 117  1  144  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         39  56  0  121  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       25  32  2  113  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        37  26  0  110  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   24  22  2  108  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      58  82  2   81  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        21  26  3   80  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-IMTEP SNARLJAW 81-3328       16   9  0   57  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-HIRED BY TRUMP 83-506        14  12  1   55  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828           19  42  1   47  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  25  0   47  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    22  24  3   38  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
RAYNER 20-182             55  82  3 DEADLINE 432           THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940  242

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by CHATROOMMATE in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was subdued by MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
QUICK was defeated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TANTRUM YOGA devastated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BARNABUS CROW was overpowered by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE LEPER'S HAND savagely slew RAYNER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
JEDI YETI vanquished SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BALDING GRAY viciously subdued LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
MR. BRATWURST was beaten by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1 minute melee.
I'M POWERLESS savagely defeated SIMPLY AMAZING in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
PRINCESS HOYT devastated R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED savagely defeated MORYA CHAMPION in a popular 6 minute bloody brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  13 -  0      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        19 -  16 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  39 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   8 -  0      11  |

Turn 242 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     100  62  0  282 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940   55  34  1  236 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      77  68  3  221 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      32  50  0  210 BAD SIGNS (397)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      83  66  0  208 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      84  95  2  204 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              46  44  2  187 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    58  82  2   81 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 
72-6876, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, 
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, PRINCESS 
HOYT 81-3125, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, and MOD COD 55-2638.

The least popular fighter this week was SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, OUT FOR A 
DUCK 83-275, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD 
KNOCKS 42-4555, JEDI YETI 18-10860, RAYNER 20-182, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  3 1  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      100  62  0  282  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               55  82  3  180  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      25  32  2  113  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       77  68  3  221  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      27  19  2  151  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       84  95  2  204  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        91  65  3  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            344 212  5  207  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       70 117  1  144  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     58  82  2   81  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940    55  34  1  236  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       32  50  0  210  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      SERGEANT 1 (10-6252) MEDAL OF HONOR  (576) 
                    BLACK GOLD (21-3886) THE COLOUR OF NEON  (354) 
                         TITANIUM (71-7081) WAR-C-KERS  (812) 
                 ULTIMATE WRATH (82-30136) LUCROCIANS FTF04M1  (4937) 
                        ME LUNGER (82-30789) YOU JANE  (5054) 
                      HELLBOUND (82-43402) INK & STEEL X  (7273) 
                      MOOSE (84-19656) SUPE FORCES 6A11  (3491) 
                     HOTEL ARIZONA (84-29194) BEING THERE  (5172) 
                     THE BURPER (84-36813) NAMED BY MARK  (6435) 
                       RYAN (84-48181) THE MOTHERSHIP 4  (8333) 
                             HAZARD (85-122) CFC 15  (20) 
                    INNUK SHUK (85-12276) WORLD BLADES 15  (2240) 
                          TIGGER (85-19649) A WINNA  (3594) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes