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Date : 12/22/2020 Duedate: 01/04/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 243
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1053 734 5 58.9 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 82 25 1 76.6 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 38 60 0 38.8
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 309 316 9 49.4 6 DEADLINE 20/432 32 57 1 36.0
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 60 137 2 30.5
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 165 245 5 40.2
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
KALTOS KAOS INVITATION ALERT
Who: Any and all veteran or newbie Duel2 managers
What: Kaltos Kaos contest [25 rounds]
When: Begins February 1, 2021 [Turn 926] thru January 3, 2022 [Turn 950]
Where: DM 5 in Kaltos Arena
Why: You know why! Hammer is hosting the Kaltos Kaos like he hosted the Morya
Madness over 17 years ago! Only Better!
How: Declare your manager name and team name in the DM 5 Personal Ads; plus send
two (2) Gift Certs to Hammer to complete your registration!
Hammer can be contacted by personal message in the Chatzy Duel2 chat, by old school
Diplo Note or by Email to kaltoskaos@aol.com
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Oh hey,
There were fifteen fights today, four challenges, and Bad Signs avoided Color Me
Suave. So let's look at those fifteen fights and figure out what, if anything, was
notable about them, eh?
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (29-31-0,192) of CON + INSULT challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (344-
212-5,207) of RHYME TYME. MANAGING UP was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader here in Storm
Rock. With all of those fights he's got, you gotta wonder why he doesn't have more
recognition points. As for Managing Up... least popular today.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (37-26-0,183) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (83-66-0,208) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER won victory over BURM
WOLFSNARL in a 3 minute Challenge battle. The Beer is our top Aimed Blow. Wolfsnarl
is the best TP.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (22-24-3,38) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged MR RIGHT HANDED
(72-6876) (58-82-2,81) of BASH BROS TIRES. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF overcame MR RIGHT HANDED
in a popular 1 minute Challenge match. Tem is our only Wall of Steel. Mr Righty is
our only Parry-Strike.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (19-42-1,47) of CON + INSULT challenged PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125)
(21-26-3,80) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TOUCH BASE was devastated by PRINCESS HOYT in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (100-62-0,282) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (77-68-3,221) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued INIGO MONTOYA
in an action packed 2 minute Title brawl. Aha! This was top Parry-Strike versus top
Slasher, and a damned good fight. Chatroommate is this turn's favorite fighter and is
still our Champion of the Horn. It's not a magical horn, although it is quite a good
trombone, and the job comes with a magical weapon as well (which has turned up after
being lost in storage for years). This weapon, the Jazz, changes its shape to suit
the wielder. It can't be used in the arena, but it is allowed on adventures.
Chatroommate, if you'd be interested in going on an adventure, I could ask around.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (45-49-2,225) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought QUICK (81-2926) (46-44-
2,187) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. JEDI YETI viciously subdued QUICK in a crowd pleasing 2
minute bloody match. Quick is our leading Parry-Riposte, which in my opinion is a
wimpy style, but he seems to be pretty good at it.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (55-34-1,236) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (86-69-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE. THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a
action packed 1 minute uneven melee. The Hand is top Lunger.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (91-65-3,230) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275)
(32-50-0,210) of BAD SIGNS. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (35-25-0,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181). $5 PROMINATOR was defeated by CLOTTO in an exciting 1 minute fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (84-95-2,204) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BARNABUS CROW (20-
501) (37-48-3,166) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated BARNABUS CROW
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Mr. Diapers is still top Basher. The poor
guy must wish for a different arena name.
CARNATION (97-7598) (16-15-4,179) of FLOWER POWER fought LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171)
(24-22-2,108) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. CARNATION was devastated by LEPER'S OTHER HAND in
a 1 minute mismatched conflict. Carnation is top Striker.
RAYNER (20-182) (55-82-3,180) of DEADLINE fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (39-56-0,121)
of COLOR ME SUAVE. RAYNER demolished BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (27-19-2,151) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (37-26-0,110) of COLOR ME SUAVE. JHANS CHAMPION slimly won victory over MR.
BRATWURST in a popular 1 minute conflict.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (70-117-1,144) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (25-32-2,113) of BIG LAKE PURE. I'M POWERLESS slimly lost to SIMPLY AMAZING in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (17-25-0,47) of BIG LAKE PURE fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-
5) (0-0-0,70). MORYA CHAMPION was overcome by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bout.
Well, that's all of 'em. Now I have to go... not eat. Saving up my appetite for the
big holiday feast, yeah. I hope you all had a good solstice.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 101 62 0 295 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 56 34 1 254 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 92 65 3 241 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 46 49 2 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MOD COD 55-2638 345 212 5 216 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 29 32 0 210 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 38 26 0 207 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 85 95 2 206 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 77 69 3 206 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 51 0 197 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 86 70 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 83 67 0 190 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
QUICK 81-2926 46 45 2 185 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 56 82 3 182 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 35 26 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 37 49 3 165 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 25 22 2 156 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 28 19 2 153 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 26 32 2 135 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
CARNATION 97-7598 16 16 4 134 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 39 57 0 126 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 70 118 1 124 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 37 27 0 118 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 22 26 3 83 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 23 24 3 66 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
-IMTEP SNARLJAW 81-3328 16 9 0 57 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 58 83 2 55 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
-SODA POPINSKI 36-8235 14 8 0 50 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 26 0 48 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 19 43 1 45 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MANAGING UP was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER won victory over BURM WOLFSNARL in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF overcame MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
TOUCH BASE was devastated by PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 2 minute Title brawl.
JEDI YETI viciously subdued QUICK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered HARD KNOCKS in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was defeated by CLOTTO in a exciting 1 minute fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated BARNABUS CROW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARNATION was devastated by LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RAYNER demolished BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
JHANS CHAMPION slimly won victory over MR. BRATWURST in a popular 1 minute conflict.
I'M POWERLESS slimly lost to SIMPLY AMAZING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
MORYA CHAMPION was overcome by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 13 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 20 - 16 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 37 - 1 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
Turn 243 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 101 62 0 295 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 56 34 1 254 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 38 26 0 207 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 85 95 2 206 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 77 69 3 206 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 83 67 0 190 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 46 45 2 185 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 16 16 4 134 FLOWER POWER (444)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 23 24 3 66 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 58 83 2 55 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The ten other most popular fighters were JEDI YETI
18-10860, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125,
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, RAYNER 20-182, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693,
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865.
The least popular fighter this week was MANAGING UP 32-6819. The other ten least
popular fighters were MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, CARNATION
97-7598, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, HARD KNOCKS
42-4555, QUICK 81-2926, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, and LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 4 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 101 62 0 295 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 56 82 3 182 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 26 32 2 135 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 29 32 0 210 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 77 69 3 206 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 23 24 3 66 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 28 19 2 153 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 85 95 2 206 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 92 65 3 241 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 345 212 5 216 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 70 118 1 124 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 58 83 2 55 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 56 34 1 254 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 38 26 0 207 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 16 16 4 134 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE