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Date   : 01/19/2021    Duedate: 02/01/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 245

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1061  740   5 58.9    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  167  249   5 40.1
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     83   26   1 76.1      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  317  326   9 49.3    6 DEADLINE 20/432       33   58   1 36.3
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   43   96   2 30.9
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Well... fifteen fights today in Storm Rock, including five challenges.  Nobody died.  
I suppose that's good news.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (38-49-3,183) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (86-71-0,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by HARD 
KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Hard Knocks has taken over as the top Aimed 
Blow.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (29-33-0,169) of CON + INSULT challenged QUICK (81-2926) (46-46-
2,182) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  MANAGING UP demolished QUICK in a popular 1 minute one-
sided Challenge melee.

CARNATION (97-7598) (16-17-4,119) of FLOWER POWER challenged SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) 
(26-33-2,128) of BIG LAKE PURE.  CARNATION slimly lost to SIMPLY AMAZING in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Carnation is our top Striker.

TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (23-25-3,65) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged MR RIGHT HANDED 
(72-6876) (58-84-2,48) of BASH BROS TIRES.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was overpowered by MR 
RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Mr. Of Smallcliff is our leading Wall of 
Steel and most challenged fighter, while Mr Right Handed is the top Parry-Strike.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (20-43-1,58) of CON + INSULT challenged PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) 
(23-26-3,87) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  TOUCH BASE devastated PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge brawl.

Ah, the Title fight!  CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (102-62-0,373) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought 
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (78-69-3,212) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  CHATROOMMATE savagely 
defeated INIGO MONTOYA in an exciting 3 minute Title struggle.  The Roomie is our 
leading Parry-Lunge and Mr. Montoya, of course, is top Slasher.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (57-34-1,264) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought CLOTTO (107-25) 
(0-0-0,181).  THE LEPER'S HAND was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in an action packed 3 
minute fight.  The Hand is this turn's favorite fighter, not surprisingly since he 
fought a... clown.  Brr!

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (93-65-3,252) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) (345-
213-5,200) of RHYME TYME.  TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven 
duel.  Mod Cod is our top Lunger and overall popularity leader.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (85-96-2,198) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (46-50-2,198) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  DIRTY DIAPERS narrowly defeated JEDI YETI in 
a 2 minute duel.  Dirty Diapers is top Basher.

RAYNER (20-182) (56-83-3,186) of DEADLINE fought LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (26-22-
2,189) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  RAYNER slimly won victory over LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 2 
minute gory fight.  Rayner is our leading Parry-Riposte.
    
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (84-67-0,196) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought VERMICIOUS KNID 
(107-30) (0-0-0,240).  BURM WOLFSNARL savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 
minute gory melee.  Wolfsnarl is, of course, our arena's best Total Parry.

JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (29-19-2,155) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (40-57-0,139) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  JHANS CHAMPION was savagely defeated by 
BALDING GRAY in a 4 minute match.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (35-27-0,166) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(70-119-1,130) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  $5 PROMINATOR devastated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 
minute one-sided battle.  I'm Powerless is the least popular fighter this turn.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (38-27-0,137) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-
0,150).  MR. BRATWURST was bested by FLOYD in a 2 minute bout.

MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (17-27-0,44) of BIG LAKE PURE fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) 
(0-0-0,30).  MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 4 minute 
conflict.

I'm Not Eggbert avoided Big Lake Bandits.

That's all my news.  I'm off to the tavern now.  Bye!

                                               -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       103  62  0  386  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             346 213  5  224  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     39  26  0  214  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         93  66  3  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        85  67  0  206  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        78  70  3  206  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        86  96  2  204  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 RAYNER 20-182                57  83  3  196  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          87  71  0  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           46  51  2  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        32  52  0  194  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     57  35  1  188  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          30  33  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         38  50  3  183  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   26  23  2  183  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        36  27  0  168  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 QUICK 81-2926                46  47  2  165  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         41  57  0  160  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       29  20  2  145  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        38  28  0  136  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       27  33  2  132  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        70 120  1  131  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 CARNATION 97-7598            16  18  4  116  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           21  43  1   84  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      59  84  2   68  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        23  27  3   62  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    23  26  3   46  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  28  0   32  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MANAGING UP demolished QUICK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CARNATION slimly lost to SIMPLY AMAZING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was overpowered by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE devastated PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated INIGO MONTOYA in a exciting 3 minute Title struggle.
THE LEPER'S HAND was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a action packed 3 minute fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS narrowly defeated JEDI YETI in a 2 minute duel.
RAYNER slimly won victory over LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 2 minute gory fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
JHANS CHAMPION was savagely defeated by BALDING GRAY in a 4 minute match.
$5 PROMINATOR devastated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MR. BRATWURST was bested by FLOYD in a 2 minute bout.
MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 4 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  12 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        20 -  14 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  38 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  15 -  0      25  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  12 -  0      25  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   7 -  0      22  |

Turn 245 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     103  62  0  386 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           346 213  5  224 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      85  67  0  206 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      78  70  3  206 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      86  96  2  204 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              57  83  3  196 DEADLINE (432)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        87  71  0  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          16  18  4  116 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    59  84  2   68 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  23  26  3   46 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, 
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, RAYNER 20-182, 
JEDI YETI 18-10860, and LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 
35-4865, QUICK 81-2926, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, $5 PROMINATOR 
42-5107, MOD COD 55-2638, CARNATION 97-7598, and TOUCH BASE 32-6828.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  4 0  
ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      103  62  0  386  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               57  83  3  196  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      27  33  2  132  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         30  33  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       78  70  3  206  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   23  26  3   46  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      29  20  2  145  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       86  96  2  204  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        93  66  3  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            346 213  5  224  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       70 120  1  131  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     59  84  2   68  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       85  67  0  206  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           16  18  4  116  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE