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Date   : 02/02/2021    Duedate: 02/15/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 246

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1064  744   5 58.8      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     84   26   1 76.4    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      39   63   0 38.2
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  321  332   9 49.2    6 DEADLINE 20/432       33   59   1 35.9
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   67  145   2 31.6
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  170  249   5 40.6

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Sixteen fights today, nine challenges, no deaths, and Big Lake Outcasts avoided Bad 
Signs.  There were three stand-ins.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (39-26-0,214) of BAD SIGNS challenged TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (93-66-3,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by TANTRUM 
YOGA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Spawn's Blue Beer is the best Aimed Blow around 
here.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (85-67-0,206) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged RAYNER (20-182) 
(57-83-3,196) of DEADLINE.  BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated RAYNER in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge match.  Wolfsnarl is the top Total Parry while Rayner is the best 
Parry-Riposte.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (32-52-0,194) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(86-96-2,204) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by DIRTY 
DIAPERS in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.  Diapers is top Basher as well as this turn's 
favorite fighter.  Out for a Duck was most challenged.

LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (26-23-2,183) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged MANAGING UP 
(32-6819) (30-33-0,187) of CON + INSULT.  LEPER'S OTHER HAND was defeated by MANAGING 
UP in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (78-70-3,206) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged MOD COD (55-2638) 
(346-213-5,224) of RHYME TYME.  INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge duel.  Mod Cod is top Lunger and overall popularity leader, while 
Mr. Montoya is as always our best Slasher.

QUICK (81-2926) (46-47-2,165) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged CARNATION (97-7598) (16-
18-4,116) of FLOWER POWER.  QUICK overpowered CARNATION in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge brawl.  Carnation is this aren's best Striker.

JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (29-20-2,145) of BIG LAKE BASHERS challenged I'M POWERLESS 
(59-2629) (70-120-1,131) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  JHANS CHAMPION was handily defeated by 
I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.

PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (23-27-3,62) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged TOUCH BASE (32-
6828) (21-43-1,84) of CON + INSULT.  PRINCESS HOYT was overpowered by TOUCH BASE in a 
1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  Sorry to say that the lovely Princess Hoyt was voted 
least popular this turn.  Why do I think she had dessert?  I don't know.

MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (17-28-0,32) of BIG LAKE PURE challenged TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 
(35-4865) (23-26-3,46) of HOUSE JHEREG.  MORYA CHAMPION was savagely defeated by TEM 
OF SMALLCLIFF in a 3 minute fight.  Mr. of Smallcliff is still our best Wall of Steel.  
The only one.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (103-62-0,386) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BARNABUS CROW (20-
501) (38-50-3,183) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  CHATROOMMATE overpowered BARNABUS CROW in an 
exciting 2 minute one-sided Title fight.  The Roomie is still Champion of the Horn, 
and our leading Parry-Lunge.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (57-35-1,188) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (46-51-2,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated JEDI YETI 
in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (87-71-0,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,220).  HARD KNOCKS was demolished by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided 
brawl.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (36-27-0,168) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) 
(0-0-0,181).  $5 PROMINATOR was handily defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute 
uneven fight.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (41-57-0,160) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) 
(27-33-2,132) of BIG LAKE PURE.  BALDING GRAY was unbelievably bested by SIMPLY 
AMAZING in a 4 minute duel.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (38-28-0,136) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-
6) (0-0-0,130).  MR. BRATWURST devastated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched 
brawl.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (59-84-2,68) of BASH BROS TIRES fought SODA POPINSKI (36-
8235) (14-8-0,50) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  MR RIGHT HANDED defeated SODA POPINSKI in an 
exciting 1 minute bout.  Mr Right Handed is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Strike.

Well.  Now it's time to sit by the fire and drink a hot toddy.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       104  62  0  395  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             347 213  5  239  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         94  66  3  228  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        86  67  0  215  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        87  96  2  210  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        78  71  3  210  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     58  35  1  201  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     39  27  0  197  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        32  53  0  194  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          31  33  0  194  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 RAYNER 20-182                57  84  3  192  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         38  51  3  188  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           46  52  2  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          87  72  0  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   26  24  2  180  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                47  47  2  167  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        36  28  0  161  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        71 120  1  154  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       28  33  2  154  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         41  58  0  144  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        39  28  0  144  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       29  21  2  128  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 CARNATION 97-7598            16  19  4  118  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           22  43  1   88  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      60  84  2   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-BARKLEY 50-3946              16  11  3   62  OPEN SESAME (450)          SNOWBOUND
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        23  28  3   58  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SODA POPINSKI 36-8235        14   9  0   51  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    24  26  3   50  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  29  0   32  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was defeated by MANAGING UP in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
QUICK overpowered CARNATION in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
JHANS CHAMPION was handily defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
PRINCESS HOYT was overpowered by TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MORYA CHAMPION was savagely defeated by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 3 minute fight.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered BARNABUS CROW in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Title fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HARD KNOCKS was demolished by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
$5 PROMINATOR was handily defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BALDING GRAY was unbelievably bested by SIMPLY AMAZING in a 4 minute duel.
MR. BRATWURST devastated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MR RIGHT HANDED defeated SODA POPINSKI in a exciting 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  13 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  37 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  16 -  0      20  |

Turn 246 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     104  62  0  395 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           347 213  5  239 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      86  67  0  215 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      87  96  2  210 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      78  71  3  210 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   39  27  0  197 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              57  84  3  192 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          16  19  4  118 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    60  84  2   74 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  24  26  3   50 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.  The ten other most popular fighters were TEM OF 
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MANAGING UP 32-6819, MOD 
COD 55-2638, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, and SODA POPINSKI 36-8235.

The least popular fighter this week was PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, JEDI YETI 18-10860, 
BARNABUS CROW 20-501, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, CARNATION 97-7598, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 
83-403, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, and THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      104  62  0  395  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               57  84  3  192  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      28  33  2  154  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         31  33  0  194  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       78  71  3  210  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   24  26  3   50  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      29  21  2  128  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       87  96  2  210  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        94  66  3  228  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            347 213  5  239  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       71 120  1  154  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     60  84  2   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       86  67  0  215  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    39  27  0  197  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           16  19  4  118  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE