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Date   : 02/16/2021    Duedate: 03/01/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 247

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1071  744   5 59.0    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  171  251   5 40.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     84   27   1 75.7      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  325  338  10 49.0    6 DEADLINE 20/432       33   60   1 35.5
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   70  147   2 32.3
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Storm Rock had fifteen fights today.  Six were challenges.  One poor sap died.  Bad 
Signs avoided I'm not Eggbert.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (78-71-3,210) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged MOD COD (55-2638) 
(347-213-5,239) of RHYME TYME.  INIGO MONTOYA devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.  Mr. Montoya is top Slasher, while Mr. Cod is the overall 
popularity leader.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (39-27-0,197) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (86-67-0,215) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was demolished by BURM 
WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute Challenge melee.  Wolfsnarl is our leading TP.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (32-53-0,194) of BAD SIGNS challenged THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (58-35-1,201) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  OUT FOR A DUCK lost to THE LEPER'S HAND in 
a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.  The Leper's Hand is top Lunger.

LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (26-24-2,180) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged $5 
PROMINATOR (42-5107) (36-28-0,161) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  LEPER'S OTHER HAND was 
overpowered by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.

Here is our only death today.  JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (29-21-2,128) of BIG LAKE 
BASHERS challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (71-120-1,154) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  JHANS 
CHAMPION butchered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.

SODA POPINSKI (36-8235) (14-9-0,51) of BIG LAKE BASHERS challenged TOUCH BASE (32-
6828) (22-43-1,88) of CON + INSULT.  SODA POPINSKI was beaten by TOUCH BASE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (104-62-0,395) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (87-96-2,210) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated DIRTY 
DIAPERS in an action packed 2 minute Title melee.  The Roomie is still Champion of the 
Horn, still our top (and only) Parry-Lunge, and also the most challenged this turn.  
Diapers is top Basher.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (94-66-3,228) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (57-84-
3,192) of DEADLINE.  TANTRUM YOGA vanquished RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute one-
sided duel.  Rayner is our leading Parry-Riposte.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (31-33-0,194) of CON + INSULT fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (87-
72-0,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MANAGING UP was vanquished by HARD KNOCKS in an exciting 
1 minute one-sided fight.  Mr. Knocks is our best Aimed Blow today.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (38-51-3,188) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (28-33-2,154) of BIG LAKE PURE.  BARNABUS CROW handily defeated SIMPLY AMAZING 
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (46-52-2,187) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought QUICK (81-2926) (47-47-
2,167) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  JEDI YETI devastated QUICK in a 1 minute mismatched 
conflict.  Hmm.  Quick is least popular today.

CARNATION (97-7598) (16-19-4,118) of FLOWER POWER fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (41-
58-0,144) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  CARNATION was demolished by BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Carnation is top Striker.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (39-28-0,144) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-
6) (0-0-0,130).  MR. BRATWURST beat CHEATING MANAGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory 
conflict.

PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (23-28-3,58) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 
(35-4865) (24-26-3,50) of HOUSE JHEREG.  PRINCESS HOYT was unbelievably bested by TEM 
OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute bout.  Tem is our best Wall of Steel.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (60-84-2,74) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-
5723) (17-29-0,32) of BIG LAKE PURE.  MR RIGHT HANDED overcame MORYA CHAMPION in a 
crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.  Mr Right Handed is this turn's favorite fighter and he 
is also top Parry-Strike.

That's all for now.  It's good to see that the cold snap has finally broken, and there 
is sunshine.  Bye now.

Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       105  62  0  403  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        79  71  3  288  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         95  66  3  237  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        87  67  0  231  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        87  97  2  207  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     59  35  1  207  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          88  72  0  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        32  54  0  198  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     39  28  0  193  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MOD COD 55-2638             347 214  5  192  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           47  52  2  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182                57  85  3  191  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         39  51  3  190  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          31  34  0  184  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        37  28  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       30  21  3  176  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 QUICK 81-2926                47  48  2  162  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   26  25  2  162  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       28  34  2  153  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         42  58  0  147  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        40  28  0  146  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        71 121  1  133  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 CARNATION 97-7598            16  20  4  115  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           23  43  1   90  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-MYSTERY DONUT 42-5162        21  19  0   82  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      61  84  2   76  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    25  26  3   60  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 SODA POPINSKI 36-8235        14  10  0   56  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        23  29  3   52  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  30  0   38  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629     71 121  1 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375   JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158    247

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was demolished by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
OUT FOR A DUCK lost to THE LEPER'S HAND in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was overpowered by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
JHANS CHAMPION butchered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SODA POPINSKI was beaten by TOUCH BASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 2 minute Title melee.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MANAGING UP was vanquished by HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARNABUS CROW handily defeated SIMPLY AMAZING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
JEDI YETI devastated QUICK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CARNATION was demolished by BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MR. BRATWURST beat CHEATING MANAGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory conflict.
PRINCESS HOYT was unbelievably bested by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED overcame MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  11 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  34 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  17 -  0      15  |

Turn 247 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     105  62  0  403 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      79  71  3  288 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      87  67  0  231 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      87  97  2  207 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940   59  35  1  207 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        88  72  0  201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              57  85  3  191 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          16  20  4  115 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    61  84  2   76 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  25  26  3   60 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S 
HAND 81-2940, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, 
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.

The least popular fighter this week was QUICK 81-2926.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, CARNATION 97-7598, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, RAYNER 
20-182, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, 
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, JEDI YETI 18-10860, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 1  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  3 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      105  62  0  403  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               57  85  3  191  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      28  34  2  153  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         31  34  0  184  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       79  71  3  288  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   25  26  3   60  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      30  21  3  176  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       87  97  2  207  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        95  66  3  237  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            347 214  5  192  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       71 121  1  133  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     61  84  2   76  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       87  67  0  231  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       32  54  0  198  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           16  20  4  115  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE