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Date   : 03/02/2021    Duedate: 03/15/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 248

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1077  745   5 59.1    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  173  252   5 40.7
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     85   27   1 75.9      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  328  344  10 48.8    6 DEADLINE 20/432       33   61   1 35.1
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   71  151   2 32.0
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Fourteen fights today, no challenges, no deaths, and it looks like just two stand-ins.  
I don't think anybody avoided anybody.

So here's the Title fight.  CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (105-62-0,403) of CENTER FOR OLDS 
fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (79-71-3,288) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  CHATROOMMATE 
viciously subdued INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight.  This means 
the Roomie is still Champion of the Horn and our top Parry-Lunge, also this turn's 
favorite fighter.  Mr. Montoya, of course, is our leading Slasher.

Wolfsnarl is the top TP, while Rayner is our most highly ranked Parry-Riposte.  BURM 
WOLFSNARL (81-113) (87-67-0,231) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RAYNER (20-182) (57-85-
3,191) of DEADLINE.  BURM WOLFSNARL demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute gory one-sided 
melee.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (95-66-3,237) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(87-97-2,207) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 
minute gory mismatched brawl.  Diapers is still our leading Basher.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (47-52-2,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MANAGING UP (32-6819) 
(31-34-0,184) of CON + INSULT.  JEDI YETI overpowered MANAGING UP in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute mismatched match.  There was nothing really noteworthy in this fight.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (88-72-0,201) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) 
(28-34-2,153) of BIG LAKE PURE.  HARD KNOCKS vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in an exciting 
2 minute bloody mismatched fight.  Mr. Knocks, of course, is our best Aimed Blow.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (37-28-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-501) 
(39-51-3,190) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  $5 PROMINATOR handily defeated BARNABUS CROW in a 1 
minute uneven fight.  Barnabus Crow was voted least popular fighter this turn.  Ha!

MOD COD (55-2638) (347-214-5,192) of RHYME TYME fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (30-
21-3,176) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  MOD COD vanquished JHANS CHAMPION in an action packed 
1 minute uneven duel.  Mod Cod is top Lunger and, of course, overall popularity 
leader.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (59-35-1,207) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought VERMICIOUS KNID 
(107-30) (0-0-0,240).  THE LEPER'S HAND was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 
minute duel.

LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (26-25-2,162) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought CARNATION (97-
7598) (16-20-4,115) of FLOWER POWER.  LEPER'S OTHER HAND defeated CARNATION in a 1 
minute match.  Carnation is our top Striker.

QUICK (81-2926) (47-48-2,162) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (42-
58-0,147) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  QUICK was overcome by BALDING GRAY in a popular 4 minute 
brutal bout.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (40-28-0,146) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(71-121-1,133) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  MR. BRATWURST was subdued by I'M POWERLESS in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.

12) MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (17-30-0,38) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (61-84-2,76) of BASH BROS TIRES.  MORYA CHAMPION was devastated by MR RIGHT 
HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided battle.  Mr Right Handed is still the top Parry-Strike 
in Storm Rock.

PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (23-29-3,52) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) 
(23-43-1,90) of CON + INSULT.  PRINCESS HOYT overpowered TOUCH BASE in a popular 1 
minute mismatched conflict.  The Princess gained 30 points due to this victory.  Well 
done!

TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (25-26-3,60) of HOUSE JHEREG fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON 
(107-5) (0-0-0,70).  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF unbelievably bested UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 
minute bout.  Tem is our top, and only, Wall of Steel.

Is there a better drinking establishment around her than Psycho Cindy's Tiki Garden?  
It's just that I don't care for the little umbrellas.  And fruit.  Too much fruit is 
bad for you.

Anyway, that's all for today.

                                             -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       106  62  0  415  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         96  66  3  248  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        88  67  0  240  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        79  72  3  209  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MOD COD 55-2638             348 214  5  204  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          89  72  0  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           48  52  2  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        87  98  2  199  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     59  36  1  198  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        32  54  0  198  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        38  28  0  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     39  28  0  193  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 RAYNER 20-182                57  86  3  188  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       30  22  3  180  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         39  52  3  179  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          31  35  0  176  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   27  25  2  164  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         43  58  0  163  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       28  35  2  159  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        72 121  1  151  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                47  49  2  150  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        40  29  0  134  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CARNATION 97-7598            16  21  4  123  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        24  29  3   82  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-MYSTERY DONUT 42-5162        21  19  0   82  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      62  84  2   79  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    26  26  3   71  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           23  44  1   61  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-SODA POPINSKI 36-8235        14  10  0   56  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  31  0   38  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
JEDI YETI overpowered MANAGING UP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
$5 PROMINATOR handily defeated BARNABUS CROW in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOD COD vanquished JHANS CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
THE LEPER'S HAND was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute duel.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND defeated CARNATION in a 1 minute match.
QUICK was overcome by BALDING GRAY in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
MR. BRATWURST was subdued by I'M POWERLESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
MORYA CHAMPION was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
PRINCESS HOYT overpowered TOUCH BASE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF unbelievably bested UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  12 -  0      68  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    36 -  38 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  17 -  0      15  |

Turn 248 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     106  62  0  415 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      88  67  0  240 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      79  72  3  209 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           348 214  5  204 RHYME TYME (385)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        89  72  0  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      87  98  2  199 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              57  86  3  188 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          16  21  4  123 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    62  84  2   79 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  26  26  3   71 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S HAND 
81-2940, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, HARD 
KNOCKS 42-4555, JEDI YETI 18-10860, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and QUICK 81-2926.

The least popular fighter this week was BARNABUS CROW 20-501.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TOUCH BASE 32-6828, CARNATION 97-7598, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, 
MANAGING UP 32-6819, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, MR. BRATWURST 
42-5106, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, and $5 PROMINATOR 
42-5107.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      106  62  0  415  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               57  86  3  188  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      28  35  2  159  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         31  35  0  176  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       79  72  3  209  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   26  26  3   71  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      30  22  3  180  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       87  98  2  199  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        96  66  3  248  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            348 214  5  204  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       72 121  1  151  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     62  84  2   79  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       88  67  0  240  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           16  21  4  123  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE