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Date : 03/02/2021 Duedate: 03/15/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 248
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1077 745 5 59.1 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 173 252 5 40.7
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 85 27 1 75.9 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 328 344 10 48.8 6 DEADLINE 20/432 33 61 1 35.1
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 71 151 2 32.0
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
Fourteen fights today, no challenges, no deaths, and it looks like just two stand-ins.
I don't think anybody avoided anybody.
So here's the Title fight. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (105-62-0,403) of CENTER FOR OLDS
fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (79-71-3,288) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. CHATROOMMATE
viciously subdued INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight. This means
the Roomie is still Champion of the Horn and our top Parry-Lunge, also this turn's
favorite fighter. Mr. Montoya, of course, is our leading Slasher.
Wolfsnarl is the top TP, while Rayner is our most highly ranked Parry-Riposte. BURM
WOLFSNARL (81-113) (87-67-0,231) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RAYNER (20-182) (57-85-
3,191) of DEADLINE. BURM WOLFSNARL demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute gory one-sided
melee.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (95-66-3,237) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(87-97-2,207) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2
minute gory mismatched brawl. Diapers is still our leading Basher.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (47-52-2,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MANAGING UP (32-6819)
(31-34-0,184) of CON + INSULT. JEDI YETI overpowered MANAGING UP in a crowd pleasing
1 minute mismatched match. There was nothing really noteworthy in this fight.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (88-72-0,201) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693)
(28-34-2,153) of BIG LAKE PURE. HARD KNOCKS vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in an exciting
2 minute bloody mismatched fight. Mr. Knocks, of course, is our best Aimed Blow.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (37-28-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-501)
(39-51-3,190) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. $5 PROMINATOR handily defeated BARNABUS CROW in a 1
minute uneven fight. Barnabus Crow was voted least popular fighter this turn. Ha!
MOD COD (55-2638) (347-214-5,192) of RHYME TYME fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (30-
21-3,176) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. MOD COD vanquished JHANS CHAMPION in an action packed
1 minute uneven duel. Mod Cod is top Lunger and, of course, overall popularity
leader.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (59-35-1,207) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(107-30) (0-0-0,240). THE LEPER'S HAND was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3
minute duel.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (26-25-2,162) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought CARNATION (97-
7598) (16-20-4,115) of FLOWER POWER. LEPER'S OTHER HAND defeated CARNATION in a 1
minute match. Carnation is our top Striker.
QUICK (81-2926) (47-48-2,162) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (42-
58-0,147) of COLOR ME SUAVE. QUICK was overcome by BALDING GRAY in a popular 4 minute
brutal bout.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (40-28-0,146) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(71-121-1,133) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. MR. BRATWURST was subdued by I'M POWERLESS in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
12) MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (17-30-0,38) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (61-84-2,76) of BASH BROS TIRES. MORYA CHAMPION was devastated by MR RIGHT
HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided battle. Mr Right Handed is still the top Parry-Strike
in Storm Rock.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (23-29-3,52) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828)
(23-43-1,90) of CON + INSULT. PRINCESS HOYT overpowered TOUCH BASE in a popular 1
minute mismatched conflict. The Princess gained 30 points due to this victory. Well
done!
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (25-26-3,60) of HOUSE JHEREG fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70). TEM OF SMALLCLIFF unbelievably bested UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1
minute bout. Tem is our top, and only, Wall of Steel.
Is there a better drinking establishment around her than Psycho Cindy's Tiki Garden?
It's just that I don't care for the little umbrellas. And fruit. Too much fruit is
bad for you.
Anyway, that's all for today.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 106 62 0 415 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 96 66 3 248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 88 67 0 240 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 79 72 3 209 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MOD COD 55-2638 348 214 5 204 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 89 72 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 48 52 2 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 87 98 2 199 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 59 36 1 198 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 54 0 198 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 38 28 0 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 39 28 0 193 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
RAYNER 20-182 57 86 3 188 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 30 22 3 180 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 39 52 3 179 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
MANAGING UP 32-6819 31 35 0 176 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 27 25 2 164 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 43 58 0 163 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 28 35 2 159 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 72 121 1 151 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUICK 81-2926 47 49 2 150 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 40 29 0 134 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CARNATION 97-7598 16 21 4 123 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 24 29 3 82 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-MYSTERY DONUT 42-5162 21 19 0 82 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 62 84 2 79 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 26 26 3 71 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 23 44 1 61 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
-SODA POPINSKI 36-8235 14 10 0 56 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 31 0 38 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
JEDI YETI overpowered MANAGING UP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
$5 PROMINATOR handily defeated BARNABUS CROW in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOD COD vanquished JHANS CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
THE LEPER'S HAND was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute duel.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND defeated CARNATION in a 1 minute match.
QUICK was overcome by BALDING GRAY in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
MR. BRATWURST was subdued by I'M POWERLESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
MORYA CHAMPION was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
PRINCESS HOYT overpowered TOUCH BASE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF unbelievably bested UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 26 - 12 - 0 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 17 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 38 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 |
Turn 248 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 106 62 0 415 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 88 67 0 240 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 79 72 3 209 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 348 214 5 204 RHYME TYME (385)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 89 72 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 87 98 2 199 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 57 86 3 188 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 16 21 4 123 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 62 84 2 79 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 26 26 3 71 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S HAND
81-2940, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, JEDI YETI 18-10860, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113,
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and QUICK 81-2926.
The least popular fighter this week was BARNABUS CROW 20-501. The other ten least
popular fighters were TOUCH BASE 32-6828, CARNATION 97-7598, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693,
MANAGING UP 32-6819, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, MR. BRATWURST
42-5106, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, and $5 PROMINATOR
42-5107.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 106 62 0 415 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 57 86 3 188 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 28 35 2 159 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 31 35 0 176 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 79 72 3 209 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 26 26 3 71 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 30 22 3 180 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 87 98 2 199 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 96 66 3 248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 348 214 5 204 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 72 121 1 151 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 62 84 2 79 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 88 67 0 240 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 16 21 4 123 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE