AD Date : 03/16/2021 Duedate: 03/29/2021 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 249 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1080 749 5 59.0 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 124 169 4 42.3 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 2 RHYME TYME 55/385 86 27 1 76.1 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 39 67 0 36.8 3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 333 348 10 48.9 6 DEADLINE 20/432 33 62 1 34.7 BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 75 152 2 33.0 BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hey there! Well, it's been a heck of a fortnight, hasn't it? And I've got some changes to report this turn. There were fifteen fights, two challenges, no deaths, two stand-ins, and we have a new Champion of the Horn! Bad Signs avoided I'm Not Eggbert. Okay. OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (32-54-0,198) of BAD SIGNS challenged THE LEPER'S HAND (81- 2940) (59-36-1,198) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute Challenge fight. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (39-28-0,193) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38- 5071) (87-98-2,199) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was subdued by DIRTY DIAPERS in an exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. Once again, Mr. Diapers is top Basher. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (106-62-0,415) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81- 113) (88-67-0,240) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. CHATROOMMATE lost to BURM WOLFSNARL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Title brawl. Wolfsnarl is still the top Total Parry, but the Roomie is no longer our leading Parry-Lunge. However, Chatroommate is this turn's favorite fighter. TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (96-66-3,248) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) (0-0-0,240). TANTRUM YOGA overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight. Tantrum Yoga is now the top Parry-Lunge, having claimed that honor fom Chatroommate. HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (89-72-0,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (79-72-3,209) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched fight. Mr. Montya is the prince of Slashers in Storm Rock. $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (38-28-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (57-86- 3,188) of DEADLINE. $5 PROMINATOR overpowered RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. The Prominator is our leading Aimed Blow, while Rayner is top Parry-Riposte. Of course, Mod Cod remains our overall popularity leader, also top Lunger. MOD COD (55-2638) (348-214-5,204) of RHYME TYME fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (48-52-2,201) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD overpowered JEDI YETI in an action packed 1 minute uneven melee. BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (39-52-3,179) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (40-29-0,134) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BARNABUS CROW won victory over MR. BRATWURST in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel. SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (28-35-2,159) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (72-121-1,151) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SIMPLY AMAZING slimly won victory over I'M POWERLESS in a popular 2 minute fight. MANAGING UP (32-6819) (31-35-0,176) of CON + INSULT fought QUICK (81-2926) (47-49- 2,150) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. MANAGING UP overcame QUICK in a popular 1 minute bout. JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (30-22-3,180) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought CARNATION (97-7598) (16-21-4,123) of FLOWER POWER. JHANS CHAMPION demolished CARNATION in a 1 minute mismatched match. Carnation is our highest ranking Striker. LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (27-25-2,164) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (43-58-0,163) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LEPER'S OTHER HAND was overcome by BALDING GRAY in an exciting 3 minute brutal contest. PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (24-29-3,82) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72- 6876) (62-84-2,79) of BASH BROS TIRES. PRINCESS HOYT was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched bout. I'm sorry to say that Princess Hoyt was voted least popular this turn, which seems unfair to me. Mr Right Handed is our top (and only) Parry-Strike today. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (26-26-3,71) of HOUSE JHEREG fought MORYA CHAMPION (28- 5723) (17-31-0,38) of BIG LAKE PURE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF overcame MORYA CHAMPION in an action packed 3 minute gory fight. Tem of Smallcliff is our best (and only) Wall of Steel; it's not a popular style these days. TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (23-44-1,61) of CON + INSULT fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50). TOUCH BASE slimly won victory over R.O.U.S. in an action packed 3 minute brutal duel. That, my friends, is the long and short of it. When next we chat, it'll be spring! Woo hoo! -- Olaf Modeen CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 89 67 0 270 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 97 66 3 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 80 72 3 229 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND MOD COD 55-2638 349 214 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 88 98 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 60 36 1 211 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JEDI YETI 18-10860 48 53 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 39 28 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 106 63 0 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 55 0 194 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 89 73 0 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 39 29 0 191 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE RAYNER 20-182 57 87 3 183 DEADLINE (432) SEAM BARNABUS CROW 20-501 40 52 3 182 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 31 22 3 182 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MANAGING UP 32-6819 32 35 0 178 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT BALDING GRAY 42-5022 44 58 0 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 35 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 27 26 2 159 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 72 122 1 151 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY QUICK 81-2926 47 50 2 150 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 40 30 0 141 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI CARNATION 97-7598 16 22 4 129 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 63 84 2 91 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 27 26 3 73 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 24 30 3 70 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE TOUCH BASE 32-6828 24 44 1 66 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT -SODA POPINSKI 36-8235 14 10 0 56 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 32 0 41 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute Challenge fight. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was subdued by DIRTY DIAPERS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. CHATROOMMATE lost to BURM WOLFSNARL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Title brawl. TANTRUM YOGA overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight. HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched fight. $5 PROMINATOR overpowered RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. MOD COD overpowered JEDI YETI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. BARNABUS CROW won victory over MR. BRATWURST in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel. SIMPLY AMAZING slimly won victory over I'M POWERLESS in a popular 2 minute fight. MANAGING UP overcame QUICK in a popular 1 minute bout. JHANS CHAMPION demolished CARNATION in a 1 minute mismatched match. LEPER'S OTHER HAND was overcome by BALDING GRAY in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest. PRINCESS HOYT was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched bout. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF overcame MORYA CHAMPION in a action packed 3 minute gory fight. TOUCH BASE slimly won victory over R.O.U.S. in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 2 - 0 80 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 11 - 0 72 | |AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 - 0 56 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 37 - 2 52 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 19 - 0 44 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 12 - 0 37 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 | Turn 249 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 89 67 0 270 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 97 66 3 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 80 72 3 229 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 349 214 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 88 98 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 39 28 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 57 87 3 183 DEADLINE (432) STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 16 22 4 129 FLOWER POWER (444) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 63 84 2 91 BASH BROS TIRES (411) WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 27 26 3 73 HOUSE JHEREG (426) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, and MOD COD 55-2638. The least popular fighter this week was PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125. The other ten least popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, CARNATION 97-7598, QUICK 81-2926, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, and MANAGING UP 32-6819. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 SEAM(20) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 3 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JEDI YETI 18-10860 48 53 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RAYNER 20-182 57 87 3 183 DEADLINE (432) SEAM SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 35 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA MANAGING UP 32-6819 32 35 0 178 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 80 72 3 229 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 27 26 3 73 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 31 22 3 182 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 88 98 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 97 66 3 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 349 214 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 72 122 1 151 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 63 84 2 91 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 89 67 0 270 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 55 0 194 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE CARNATION 97-7598 16 22 4 129 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE