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Date : 03/16/2021 Duedate: 03/29/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 249
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1080 749 5 59.0 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 124 169 4 42.3
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 86 27 1 76.1 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 39 67 0 36.8
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 333 348 10 48.9 6 DEADLINE 20/432 33 62 1 34.7
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 75 152 2 33.0
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
Well, it's been a heck of a fortnight, hasn't it? And I've got some changes to report
this turn. There were fifteen fights, two challenges, no deaths, two stand-ins, and
we have a new Champion of the Horn!
Bad Signs avoided I'm Not Eggbert. Okay.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (32-54-0,198) of BAD SIGNS challenged THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (59-36-1,198) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by THE
LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (39-28-0,193) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (87-98-2,199) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was subdued by DIRTY
DIAPERS in an exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. Once again, Mr. Diapers is top
Basher.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (106-62-0,415) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (88-67-0,240) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. CHATROOMMATE lost to BURM WOLFSNARL in a
crowd pleasing 5 minute Title brawl. Wolfsnarl is still the top Total Parry, but the
Roomie is no longer our leading Parry-Lunge. However, Chatroommate is this turn's
favorite fighter.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (96-66-3,248) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30)
(0-0-0,240). TANTRUM YOGA overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
one-sided fight. Tantrum Yoga is now the top Parry-Lunge, having claimed that honor
fom Chatroommate.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (89-72-0,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054)
(79-72-3,209) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1
minute mismatched fight. Mr. Montya is the prince of Slashers in Storm Rock.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (38-28-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (57-86-
3,188) of DEADLINE. $5 PROMINATOR overpowered RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
The Prominator is our leading Aimed Blow, while Rayner is top Parry-Riposte.
Of course, Mod Cod remains our overall popularity leader, also top Lunger. MOD COD
(55-2638) (348-214-5,204) of RHYME TYME fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (48-52-2,201) of
CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD overpowered JEDI YETI in an action packed 1 minute uneven
melee.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (39-52-3,179) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106)
(40-29-0,134) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BARNABUS CROW won victory over MR. BRATWURST in a
popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (28-35-2,159) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(72-121-1,151) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SIMPLY AMAZING slimly won victory over I'M
POWERLESS in a popular 2 minute fight.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (31-35-0,176) of CON + INSULT fought QUICK (81-2926) (47-49-
2,150) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. MANAGING UP overcame QUICK in a popular 1 minute bout.
JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (30-22-3,180) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought CARNATION (97-7598)
(16-21-4,123) of FLOWER POWER. JHANS CHAMPION demolished CARNATION in a 1 minute
mismatched match. Carnation is our highest ranking Striker.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (27-25-2,164) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY
(42-5022) (43-58-0,163) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LEPER'S OTHER HAND was overcome by BALDING
GRAY in an exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (24-29-3,82) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (62-84-2,79) of BASH BROS TIRES. PRINCESS HOYT was devastated by MR RIGHT
HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched bout. I'm sorry to say that Princess Hoyt was voted
least popular this turn, which seems unfair to me. Mr Right Handed is our top (and
only) Parry-Strike today.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (26-26-3,71) of HOUSE JHEREG fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-
5723) (17-31-0,38) of BIG LAKE PURE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF overcame MORYA CHAMPION in an
action packed 3 minute gory fight. Tem of Smallcliff is our best (and only) Wall of
Steel; it's not a popular style these days.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (23-44-1,61) of CON + INSULT fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50).
TOUCH BASE slimly won victory over R.O.U.S. in an action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
That, my friends, is the long and short of it. When next we chat, it'll be spring!
Woo hoo!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 89 67 0 270 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 97 66 3 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 80 72 3 229 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MOD COD 55-2638 349 214 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 88 98 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 60 36 1 211 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 48 53 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 39 28 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 106 63 0 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 55 0 194 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 89 73 0 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 39 29 0 191 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
RAYNER 20-182 57 87 3 183 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 40 52 3 182 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 31 22 3 182 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 32 35 0 178 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 44 58 0 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 35 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 27 26 2 159 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 72 122 1 151 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUICK 81-2926 47 50 2 150 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 40 30 0 141 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CARNATION 97-7598 16 22 4 129 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 63 84 2 91 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 27 26 3 73 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 24 30 3 70 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 24 44 1 66 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
-SODA POPINSKI 36-8235 14 10 0 56 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 32 0 41 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was subdued by DIRTY DIAPERS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
CHATROOMMATE lost to BURM WOLFSNARL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Title brawl.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.
HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
$5 PROMINATOR overpowered RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MOD COD overpowered JEDI YETI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BARNABUS CROW won victory over MR. BRATWURST in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
SIMPLY AMAZING slimly won victory over I'M POWERLESS in a popular 2 minute fight.
MANAGING UP overcame QUICK in a popular 1 minute bout.
JHANS CHAMPION demolished CARNATION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was overcome by BALDING GRAY in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
PRINCESS HOYT was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF overcame MORYA CHAMPION in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
TOUCH BASE slimly won victory over R.O.U.S. in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 11 - 0 72 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 37 - 2 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 19 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 |
Turn 249 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 89 67 0 270 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 97 66 3 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 80 72 3 229 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 349 214 5 215 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 88 98 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 39 28 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 57 87 3 183 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 16 22 4 129 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 63 84 2 91 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 27 26 3 73 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, THE LEPER'S
HAND 81-2940, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693,
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, and MOD COD 55-2638.
The least popular fighter this week was PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125. The other ten least
popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, CARNATION 97-7598, QUICK
81-2926, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, $5
PROMINATOR 42-5107, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, and MANAGING UP 32-6819.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 3 0
ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 48 53 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 57 87 3 183 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 35 2 165 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 32 35 0 178 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 80 72 3 229 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 27 26 3 73 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 31 22 3 182 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 88 98 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 97 66 3 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 349 214 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 72 122 1 151 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 63 84 2 91 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 89 67 0 270 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 55 0 194 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 16 22 4 129 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE