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Date   : 03/16/2021    Duedate: 03/29/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 249

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1080  749   5 59.0    4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  124  169   4 42.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     86   27   1 76.1    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      39   67   0 36.8
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  333  348  10 48.9    6 DEADLINE 20/432       33   62   1 34.7
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   75  152   2 33.0
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Well, it's been a heck of a fortnight, hasn't it?  And I've got some changes to report 
this turn.  There were fifteen fights, two challenges, no deaths, two stand-ins, and 
we have a new Champion of the Horn!

Bad Signs avoided I'm Not Eggbert.  Okay.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (32-54-0,198) of BAD SIGNS challenged THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (59-36-1,198) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by THE 
LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (39-28-0,193) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (87-98-2,199) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was subdued by DIRTY 
DIAPERS in an exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.  Once again, Mr. Diapers is top 
Basher.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (106-62-0,415) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (88-67-0,240) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  CHATROOMMATE lost to BURM WOLFSNARL in a 
crowd pleasing 5 minute Title brawl.  Wolfsnarl is still the top Total Parry, but the 
Roomie is no longer our leading Parry-Lunge.  However, Chatroommate is this turn's 
favorite fighter.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (96-66-3,248) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) 
(0-0-0,240).  TANTRUM YOGA overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
one-sided fight.  Tantrum Yoga is now the top Parry-Lunge, having claimed that honor 
fom Chatroommate.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (89-72-0,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(79-72-3,209) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 
minute mismatched fight.  Mr. Montya is the prince of Slashers in Storm Rock.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (38-28-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (57-86-
3,188) of DEADLINE.  $5 PROMINATOR overpowered RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.  
The Prominator is our leading Aimed Blow, while Rayner is top Parry-Riposte.

Of course, Mod Cod remains our overall popularity leader, also top Lunger.  MOD COD 
(55-2638) (348-214-5,204) of RHYME TYME fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (48-52-2,201) of 
CENTER FOR OLDS.  MOD COD overpowered JEDI YETI in an action packed 1 minute uneven 
melee.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (39-52-3,179) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) 
(40-29-0,134) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BARNABUS CROW won victory over MR. BRATWURST in a 
popular 2 minute gruesome duel.

SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (28-35-2,159) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(72-121-1,151) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SIMPLY AMAZING slimly won victory over I'M 
POWERLESS in a popular 2 minute fight.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (31-35-0,176) of CON + INSULT fought QUICK (81-2926) (47-49-
2,150) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  MANAGING UP overcame QUICK in a popular 1 minute bout.

JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (30-22-3,180) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought CARNATION (97-7598) 
(16-21-4,123) of FLOWER POWER.  JHANS CHAMPION demolished CARNATION in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Carnation is our highest ranking Striker.

LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (27-25-2,164) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY 
(42-5022) (43-58-0,163) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  LEPER'S OTHER HAND was overcome by BALDING 
GRAY in an exciting 3 minute brutal contest.

PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (24-29-3,82) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (62-84-2,79) of BASH BROS TIRES.  PRINCESS HOYT was devastated by MR RIGHT 
HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  I'm sorry to say that Princess Hoyt was voted 
least popular this turn, which seems unfair to me.  Mr Right Handed is our top (and 
only) Parry-Strike today.

TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (26-26-3,71) of HOUSE JHEREG fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-
5723) (17-31-0,38) of BIG LAKE PURE.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF overcame MORYA CHAMPION in an 
action packed 3 minute gory fight.  Tem of Smallcliff is our best (and only) Wall of 
Steel; it's not a popular style these days.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (23-44-1,61) of CON + INSULT fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50).  
TOUCH BASE slimly won victory over R.O.U.S. in an action packed 3 minute brutal duel.

That, my friends, is the long and short of it.  When next we chat, it'll be spring!  
Woo hoo!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        89  67  0  270  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         97  66  3  261  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        80  72  3  229  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MOD COD 55-2638             349 214  5  215  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        88  98  2  211  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     60  36  1  211  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           48  53  2  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        39  28  0  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       106  63  0  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        32  55  0  194  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          89  73  0  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     39  29  0  191  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 RAYNER 20-182                57  87  3  183  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         40  52  3  182  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       31  22  3  182  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          32  35  0  178  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         44  58  0  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       29  35  2  165  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   27  26  2  159  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        72 122  1  151  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                47  50  2  150  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        40  30  0  141  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CARNATION 97-7598            16  22  4  129  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      63  84  2   91  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    27  26  3   73  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        24  30  3   70  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           24  44  1   66  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-SODA POPINSKI 36-8235        14  10  0   56  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  32  0   41  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUT FOR A DUCK was devastated by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was subdued by DIRTY DIAPERS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
CHATROOMMATE lost to BURM WOLFSNARL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Title brawl.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.
HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
$5 PROMINATOR overpowered RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MOD COD overpowered JEDI YETI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BARNABUS CROW won victory over MR. BRATWURST in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
SIMPLY AMAZING slimly won victory over I'M POWERLESS in a popular 2 minute fight.
MANAGING UP overcame QUICK in a popular 1 minute bout.
JHANS CHAMPION demolished CARNATION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was overcome by BALDING GRAY in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
PRINCESS HOYT was devastated by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF overcame MORYA CHAMPION in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
TOUCH BASE slimly won victory over R.O.U.S. in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  11 -  0      72  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  37 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  17 -  0      15  |

Turn 249 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      89  67  0  270 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       97  66  3  261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      80  72  3  229 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           349 214  5  215 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      88  98  2  211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      39  28  0  205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              57  87  3  183 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          16  22  4  129 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    63  84  2   91 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  27  26  3   73 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, THE LEPER'S 
HAND 81-2940, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, 
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, and MOD COD 55-2638.

The least popular fighter this week was PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, CARNATION 97-7598, QUICK 
81-2926, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, $5 
PROMINATOR 42-5107, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, and MANAGING UP 32-6819.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  3 0  
ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860          48  53  2  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               57  87  3  183  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      29  35  2  165  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         32  35  0  178  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       80  72  3  229  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   27  26  3   73  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      31  22  3  182  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       88  98  2  211  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        97  66  3  261  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            349 214  5  215  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       72 122  1  151  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     63  84  2   91  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       89  67  0  270  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       32  55  0  194  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           16  22  4  129  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE