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Date : 03/30/2021 Duedate: 04/12/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 250
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1087 749 6 59.2 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 176 255 5 40.8
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 86 28 1 75.4 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 337 353 10 48.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 39 69 0 36.1
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 6 DEADLINE 20/432 33 63 1 34.4
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 7 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421 23 50 0 31.5
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
So we had thirteen fights today. One guy died. There were two challenges and one
stand-in. Bad Signs avoided I'm Not Eggbert.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (39-29-0,191) of BAD SIGNS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555)
(89-73-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a
2 minute Challenge fight.
Here's the single death. OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (32-55-0,194) of BAD SIGNS
challenged JEDI YETI (18-10860) (48-53-2,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OUT FOR A DUCK was
killed by JEDI YETI in an exciting 1 minute gory Challenge melee. It was a pretty
good challenge with a crappy outcome.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (89-67-0,270) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (88-98-2,211) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over DIRTY
DIAPERS in a 1 minute Title brawl. Wolfsnarl is stil top TP and Champion of the Horn.
Diapers is still our top Basher.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (80-72-3,229) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (106-63-0,204) of CENTER FOR OLDS. INIGO MONTOYA was overpowered by
CHATROOMMATE in a 2 minute one-sided fight. As usual, Mr. Montoya is top Slasher.
Ah, a double stylemaster fight! TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (97-66-3,261) of COLOR ME
SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (57-87-3,183) of DEADLINE. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished
RAYNER in a 2 minute mismatched fight. Yoga is our leading Parry-Lunge, while Rayner
is the best of two Parry-Riposters.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (60-36-1,211) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(349-214-5,215) of RHYME TYME. THE LEPER'S HAND beat MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1
minute brawl. Okay, Mod Cod is always our overall popularity leader but he's lost his
stylemaster title. You all know what he is, anyway. The Leper's Hand is now top
Lunger and he gained 74 points from that fight.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (39-28-0,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-501)
(40-52-3,182) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. $5 PROMINATOR overpowered BARNABUS CROW in an
action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Looks like the Prominator is our best Aimed
Blow.
8) JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (31-22-3,182) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (44-58-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE. JHANS CHAMPION was viciously subdued by
BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute gory duel.
9) I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (72-122-1,151) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought QUICK (81-2926)
(47-50-2,150) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. I'M POWERLESS was vanquished by QUICK in a
popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
10) LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (27-26-2,159) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought ZORRO, THE
GAY BLADE (107-8) (0-0-0,110) of . LEPER'S OTHER HAND beat ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a
popular 2 minute melee.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (29-35-2,165) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106)
(40-30-0,141) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SIMPLY AMAZING was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a
2 minute bloody one-sided match.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (63-84-2,91) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-
5723) (17-32-0,41) of BIG LAKE PURE. MR RIGHT HANDED viciously subdued MORYA CHAMPION
in an exciting 3 minute contest. Mr Right Handed is our only Parry-Stike, and this
turn's most popular fighter.
Pretty young girl gets beat by a giant rat and she's voted least popular in the arena.
How did that happen? PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (24-30-3,70) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought
R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50). PRINCESS HOYT was bested by R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute bout.
That's it for now. You all have fun enjoying spring, dancing around the maypole, and
so on.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 90 67 0 276 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 61 36 1 285 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 98 66 3 268 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 49 53 3 223 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 107 63 0 221 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 40 28 0 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 90 73 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 80 73 3 202 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MOD COD 55-2638 349 215 5 201 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 88 99 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 56 0 191 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 45 58 0 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 57 88 3 185 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 39 30 0 185 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 40 53 3 180 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
-MANAGING UP 32-6819 32 35 0 178 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 31 23 3 172 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
QUICK 81-2926 48 50 2 164 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 41 30 0 164 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 28 26 2 161 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 36 2 146 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 72 123 1 141 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CARNATION 97-7598 16 22 4 129 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 64 84 2 93 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 27 26 3 73 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828 24 44 1 66 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 24 31 3 55 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 33 0 49 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 56 0 BAD SIGNS 397 JEDI YETI 18-10860 250
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Morya Champion?! More like Morya Chump Peon!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was killed by JEDI YETI in a exciting 1 minute gory Challenge melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Title brawl.
INIGO MONTOYA was overpowered by CHATROOMMATE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished RAYNER in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND beat MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
$5 PROMINATOR overpowered BARNABUS CROW in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
JHANS CHAMPION was viciously subdued by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute gory duel.
I'M POWERLESS was vanquished by QUICK in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND beat ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a popular 2 minute melee.
SIMPLY AMAZING was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
MR RIGHT HANDED viciously subdued MORYA CHAMPION in a exciting 3 minute contest.
PRINCESS HOYT was bested by R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 11 - 0 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 36 - 3 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 20 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
Turn 250 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 90 67 0 276 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 61 36 1 285 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 98 66 3 268 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 40 28 0 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 80 73 3 202 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 88 99 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 57 88 3 185 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 64 84 2 93 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, QUICK 81-2926, BALDING
GRAY 42-5022, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, JEDI YETI 18-10860, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113,
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.
The least popular fighter this week was PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125. The other ten least
popular fighters were BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MOD COD 55-2638, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275,
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, RAYNER 20-182, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071,
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 1 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 49 53 3 223 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 57 88 3 185 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 36 2 146 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 80 73 3 202 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 31 23 3 172 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 88 99 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 98 66 3 268 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 349 215 5 201 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 72 123 1 141 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 64 84 2 93 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 90 67 0 276 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 56 0 191 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE