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Date   : 04/13/2021    Duedate: 04/26/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 251

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1089  754   6 59.1      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     87   28   1 75.7    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      40   69   0 36.7
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  342  357  10 48.9    6 DEADLINE 20/432       33   64   1 34.0
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   77  156   2 33.0
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  179  255   5 41.2    8 VENDETTA 20/451        0    1   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Today there were fourteen fights, two challenges, and no deaths.  Three fighters 
revealed to this reporter that they had unresolved rage issues -- good for them, I 
say.  One person in town was getting ready to propose marriage, one was threatening to 
quit school, and one is changing his main field from corn to sweet potatoes.  I'm Not 
Eggbert was avoided by Center for Olds.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (49-53-3,223) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (88-99-2,201) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  JEDI YETI was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS 
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Diapers is our leading Basher.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (39-30-0,185) of BAD SIGNS challenged RAYNER (20-182) (57-
88-3,185) of DEADLINE.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER subdued RAYNER in an exciting 4 minute 
Challenge melee.  Rayner is our best Parry-Riposte.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (90-67-0,276) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (98-66-3,268) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute Title duel.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is our top Total Parry and, of 
course, still Champion of the Horn.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (107-63-0,221) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(349-215-5,201) of RHYME TYME.  CHATROOMMATE was devastated by MOD COD in an exciting 
1 minute bloody one-sided fight.  The Roomie is our most highly ranked Parry-Lunge, 
while of course Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (61-36-1,285) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (45-58-0,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  THE LEPER'S HAND bested BALDING GRAY in a 
popular 2 minute duel.  The Leper's Hand is top Lunger.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (40-28-0,211) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(80-73-3,202) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  $5 PROMINATOR was devastated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 
1 minute mismatched match.  As usual, Mr. Montoya is this arena's top Slasher.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (90-73-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MANAGING UP (32-6819) 
(32-35-0,178) of CON + INSULT.  HARD KNOCKS handily defeated MANAGING UP in an action 
packed 1 minute uneven fight.  Hard Knocks is Storm Rock's leading Aimed Blow.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (41-30-0,164) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (48-50-
2,164) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  MR. BRATWURST vanquished QUICK in a 2 minute one-sided 
duel.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (40-53-3,180) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (29-36-2,146) of BIG LAKE PURE.  BARNABUS CROW vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 2 
minute gory one-sided duel.

JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (31-23-3,172) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought CARNATION (97-7598) 
(16-22-4,129) of FLOWER POWER.  JHANS CHAMPION overpowered CARNATION in a popular 1 
minute one-sided melee.  Carnation is top Striker.

LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (28-26-2,161) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS 
(59-2629) (72-123-1,141) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  LEPER'S OTHER HAND was demolished by 
I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (64-84-2,93) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ASCENTION (20-840) 
(17-11-1,61) of VENDETTA.  MR RIGHT HANDED devastated ASCENTION in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided battle.    Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-Strike.  Ascention... 
well, I'm no expert speller, but... hmm.

MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (17-33-0,49) of BIG LAKE PURE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (27-26-3,73) of HOUSE JHEREG.  MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by TEM OF 
SMALLCLIFF in a 4 minute conflict.  Mr. of Smallcliff was voted this turn's favorite.  
He's also the leading Wall of Steel.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (24-44-1,66) of CON + INSULT fought PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (24-
31-3,55) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  TOUCH BASE was overpowered by PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 
minute uneven struggle.  Well!  Last turn, Princess Hoyt was the least popular 
fighter, but this time she managed to pass along that stigma to Touch Base.  Good job.

Well, that's all for this turn.  See you in two weeks.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        91  67  0  298  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     62  36  1  290  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             350 215  5  234  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        81  73  3  218  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          91  73  0  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        89  99  2  212  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       107  64  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         98  67  3  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         45  59  0  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     40  30  0  193  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        40  29  0  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        32  56  0  191  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           49  54  3  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182                57  89  3  184  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         41  53  3  182  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          32  36  0  179  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        42  30  0  175  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       32  23  3  174  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        73 123  1  163  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 QUICK 81-2926                48  51  2  157  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       29  37  2  145  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   28  27  2  141  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598            16  23  4  132  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      65  84  2   99  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    28  26  3   75  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        25  31  3   72  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 ASCENTION 20-840             17  12  1   59  VENDETTA (451)             SEAM
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       17  34  0   52  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           24  45  1   50  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JEDI YETI was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER subdued RAYNER in a exciting 4 minute Challenge melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title duel.
CHATROOMMATE was devastated by MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND bested BALDING GRAY in a popular 2 minute duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was devastated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARD KNOCKS handily defeated MANAGING UP in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MR. BRATWURST vanquished QUICK in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BARNABUS CROW vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
JHANS CHAMPION overpowered CARNATION in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MR RIGHT HANDED devastated ASCENTION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 4 minute conflict.
TOUCH BASE was overpowered by PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 minute uneven struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  13 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  34 -  3      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  16 -  0      20  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   8 -  0       0  |

Turn 251 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      91  67  0  298 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940   62  36  1  290 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      81  73  3  218 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        91  73  0  215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      89  99  2  212 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     107  64  0  210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              57  89  3  184 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          16  23  4  132 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    65  84  2   99 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  28  26  3   75 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S 
HAND 81-2940, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, RAYNER 20-182, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MOD COD 
55-2638, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, and MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.

The least popular fighter this week was TOUCH BASE 32-6828.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, ASCENTION 20-840, 
CARNATION 97-7598, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, QUICK 81-2926, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, JEDI 
YETI 18-10860, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  0 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      107  64  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               57  89  3  184  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      29  37  2  145  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         32  36  0  179  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       81  73  3  218  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   28  26  3   75  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      32  23  3  174  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       89  99  2  212  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         91  73  0  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            350 215  5  234  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       73 123  1  163  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     65  84  2   99  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       91  67  0  298  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    40  30  0  193  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           16  23  4  132  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CINCINNATI!

                              (well actually, Kentucky)

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        The official block cutoff is mid June so make your reservations ASAP!
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Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
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The tournament info sheet and minioverviews will be out in June.  We are very looking 
forward to seeing you all and hope that you can make it!

P.S.  The dates are set for the next winter FTF:  January 14-16, 2022, in Tempe.