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Date : 04/13/2021 Duedate: 04/26/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 251
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1089 754 6 59.1 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 87 28 1 75.7 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 40 69 0 36.7
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 342 357 10 48.9 6 DEADLINE 20/432 33 64 1 34.0
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 77 156 2 33.0
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 179 255 5 41.2 8 VENDETTA 20/451 0 1 0 0.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
Today there were fourteen fights, two challenges, and no deaths. Three fighters
revealed to this reporter that they had unresolved rage issues -- good for them, I
say. One person in town was getting ready to propose marriage, one was threatening to
quit school, and one is changing his main field from corn to sweet potatoes. I'm Not
Eggbert was avoided by Center for Olds.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (49-53-3,223) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (88-99-2,201) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. JEDI YETI was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Diapers is our leading Basher.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (39-30-0,185) of BAD SIGNS challenged RAYNER (20-182) (57-
88-3,185) of DEADLINE. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER subdued RAYNER in an exciting 4 minute
Challenge melee. Rayner is our best Parry-Riposte.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (90-67-0,276) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (98-66-3,268) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Title duel. Mr. Wolfsnarl is our top Total Parry and, of
course, still Champion of the Horn.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (107-63-0,221) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(349-215-5,201) of RHYME TYME. CHATROOMMATE was devastated by MOD COD in an exciting
1 minute bloody one-sided fight. The Roomie is our most highly ranked Parry-Lunge,
while of course Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (61-36-1,285) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (45-58-0,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE. THE LEPER'S HAND bested BALDING GRAY in a
popular 2 minute duel. The Leper's Hand is top Lunger.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (40-28-0,211) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054)
(80-73-3,202) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. $5 PROMINATOR was devastated by INIGO MONTOYA in a
1 minute mismatched match. As usual, Mr. Montoya is this arena's top Slasher.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (90-73-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MANAGING UP (32-6819)
(32-35-0,178) of CON + INSULT. HARD KNOCKS handily defeated MANAGING UP in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight. Hard Knocks is Storm Rock's leading Aimed Blow.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (41-30-0,164) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (48-50-
2,164) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. MR. BRATWURST vanquished QUICK in a 2 minute one-sided
duel.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (40-53-3,180) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (29-36-2,146) of BIG LAKE PURE. BARNABUS CROW vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 2
minute gory one-sided duel.
JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (31-23-3,172) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought CARNATION (97-7598)
(16-22-4,129) of FLOWER POWER. JHANS CHAMPION overpowered CARNATION in a popular 1
minute one-sided melee. Carnation is top Striker.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (28-26-2,161) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS
(59-2629) (72-123-1,141) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. LEPER'S OTHER HAND was demolished by
I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (64-84-2,93) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ASCENTION (20-840)
(17-11-1,61) of VENDETTA. MR RIGHT HANDED devastated ASCENTION in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided battle. Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-Strike. Ascention...
well, I'm no expert speller, but... hmm.
MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (17-33-0,49) of BIG LAKE PURE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (27-26-3,73) of HOUSE JHEREG. MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF in a 4 minute conflict. Mr. of Smallcliff was voted this turn's favorite.
He's also the leading Wall of Steel.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (24-44-1,66) of CON + INSULT fought PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (24-
31-3,55) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TOUCH BASE was overpowered by PRINCESS HOYT in a 1
minute uneven struggle. Well! Last turn, Princess Hoyt was the least popular
fighter, but this time she managed to pass along that stigma to Touch Base. Good job.
Well, that's all for this turn. See you in two weeks.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 91 67 0 298 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 62 36 1 290 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MOD COD 55-2638 350 215 5 234 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 81 73 3 218 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 91 73 0 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 89 99 2 212 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 107 64 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 98 67 3 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 45 59 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 40 30 0 193 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 40 29 0 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 56 0 191 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 49 54 3 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 57 89 3 184 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 41 53 3 182 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 32 36 0 179 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 42 30 0 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 32 23 3 174 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 73 123 1 163 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
QUICK 81-2926 48 51 2 157 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 37 2 145 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 28 27 2 141 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 16 23 4 132 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 65 84 2 99 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 28 26 3 75 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 25 31 3 72 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
ASCENTION 20-840 17 12 1 59 VENDETTA (451) SEAM
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 17 34 0 52 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 24 45 1 50 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JEDI YETI was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER subdued RAYNER in a exciting 4 minute Challenge melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title duel.
CHATROOMMATE was devastated by MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND bested BALDING GRAY in a popular 2 minute duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was devastated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARD KNOCKS handily defeated MANAGING UP in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MR. BRATWURST vanquished QUICK in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BARNABUS CROW vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
JHANS CHAMPION overpowered CARNATION in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MR RIGHT HANDED devastated ASCENTION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 4 minute conflict.
TOUCH BASE was overpowered by PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 13 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 34 - 3 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 21 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 8 - 0 0 |
Turn 251 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 91 67 0 298 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 62 36 1 290 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 81 73 3 218 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 91 73 0 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 89 99 2 212 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 107 64 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 57 89 3 184 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 16 23 4 132 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 65 84 2 99 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 28 26 3 75 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865. The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S
HAND 81-2940, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, RAYNER 20-182, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MOD COD
55-2638, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, and MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.
The least popular fighter this week was TOUCH BASE 32-6828. The other ten least
popular fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, ASCENTION 20-840,
CARNATION 97-7598, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, QUICK 81-2926, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, JEDI
YETI 18-10860, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 0 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 107 64 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 57 89 3 184 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 37 2 145 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 32 36 0 179 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 81 73 3 218 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 28 26 3 75 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 32 23 3 174 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 89 99 2 212 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 91 73 0 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 350 215 5 234 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 73 123 1 163 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 65 84 2 99 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 91 67 0 298 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 40 30 0 193 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 16 23 4 132 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CINCINNATI!
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one not RSI).
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Please note that doubles are limited. As always, if the block is full, please make
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The tournament info sheet and minioverviews will be out in June. We are very looking
forward to seeing you all and hope that you can make it!
P.S. The dates are set for the next winter FTF: January 14-16, 2022, in Tempe.