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Date : 04/27/2021 Duedate: 05/10/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 252
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1095 758 6 59.1 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 87 29 1 75.0 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 41 70 0 36.9
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 331 346 9 48.9 6 DEADLINE 20/432 34 64 1 34.7
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 80 158 2 33.6
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 179 258 5 41.0 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey everyone!
There were sixteen fights today, including two challenges and one stand-in. Nobody
died. Bad Signs avoided I'm Not Eggbert. Only one fight, the very last one, was
action packed or exciting.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (40-30-0,193) of BAD SIGNS challenged BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (45-59-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER devastated BALDING GRAY in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Ah, Balding Gray was the least popular fighter
this turn.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (32-56-0,191) of BAD SIGNS challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107)
(40-29-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to $5 PROMINATOR in a 3
minute Challenge battle.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (91-67-0,298) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(350-215-5,234) of RHYME TYME. BURM WOLFSNARL demolished MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven
Title fight. So, Mr. Wolfsnarl is still Champion of the Horn and our leading Total
Parry (out of two). Mod Cod is still overall popularity leader.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (62-36-1,290) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (91-73-0,215) of COLOR ME SUAVE. THE LEPER'S HAND was bested by HARD KNOCKS in
a popular 1 minute contest. The Leper's Hand is top Lunger, while Hard Knocks is top
Aimed Blow.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (89-99-2,212) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (98-67-3,201) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by TANTRUM YOGA
in a 1 minute mismatched match. Diapers is our highest ranked Basher.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (81-73-3,218) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (107-64-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS. INIGO MONTOYA lost to CHATROOMMATE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute fight. Montoya is top Slasher. The Roomie is our leading
Parry-Lunge.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (49-54-3,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought QUICK (81-2926) (48-51-
2,157) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. JEDI YETI was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 1 minute
mismatched brawl.
RAYNER (20-182) (57-89-3,184) of DEADLINE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (73-123-
1,163) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. RAYNER overcame I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute gruesome
melee. Rayner is our top Parry-Riposte, a difficult style or so I've heard.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (41-53-3,182) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-
8158) (32-23-3,174) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. BARNABUS CROW slimly won victory over JHANS
CHAMPION in a popular 2 minute duel.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (42-30-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CARNATION (97-7598)
(16-23-4,132) of FLOWER POWER. MR. BRATWURST won victory over CARNATION in a popular
1 minute fight. Carnation is the highest ranked Striker -- the only one here in Storm
Rock, in fact.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (32-36-0,179) of CON + INSULT fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693)
(29-37-2,145) of BIG LAKE PURE. MANAGING UP overpowered SIMPLY AMAZING in a popular 1
minute brutal one-sided melee.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (28-27-2,141) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought FLOYD (107-10)
(0-0-0,150). LEPER'S OTHER HAND was narrowly defeated by FLOYD in a 3 minute
competition. Leper's Other Hand was voted the most popular fighter this turn.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (65-84-2,99) of BASH BROS TIRES fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828)
(24-45-1,50) of CON + INSULT. MR RIGHT HANDED was narrowly defeated by TOUCH BASE in
a 2 minute match.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (25-31-3,72) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (24-6-0,78) of CENTER FOR OLDS. PRINCESS HOYT savagely defeated FIZZ AND FURS
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (19-6-2,65) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (17-
34-0,52) of BIG LAKE PURE. RODEKILL lost to MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 3
minute bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (28-26-3,75) of HOUSE JHEREG fought GURGLES (18-10111)
(22-20-2,88) of CENTER FOR OLDS. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF lost to GURGLES in an exciting 6
minute fray. Mr. Of Smallcliff is our best of two Walls of Steel. And Gurgles is the
top Parry-Strike. Again, best of two.
This is the sum total of my contribution to your entertainment this fortnight. But I
leave you with this question: Why do you fight on sand? It slows you down. On
pavement of some sort, you can get much better traction for dodging and leaping.
See you in two weeks. Or sooner, if we meet in a bar.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 92 67 0 376 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 92 73 0 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 108 64 0 220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 99 67 3 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 81 74 3 206 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 41 30 0 204 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 62 37 1 200 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 41 29 0 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 89 100 2 198 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
MOD COD 55-2638 350 216 5 196 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 42 53 3 193 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 32 57 0 192 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
RAYNER 20-182 58 89 3 186 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 45 60 0 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUICK 81-2926 49 51 2 185 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MANAGING UP 32-6819 33 36 0 181 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 43 30 0 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 32 24 3 174 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 73 124 1 164 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
JEDI YETI 18-10860 49 55 3 163 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 38 2 144 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
CARNATION 97-7598 16 24 4 142 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 28 28 2 141 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURGLES 18-10111 23 20 2 94 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 26 31 3 92 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 25 45 1 81 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 28 27 3 77 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 65 85 2 72 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 34 0 71 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 24 7 0 70 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-ASCENTION 20-840 17 12 1 59 VENDETTA (451) SEAM
RODEKILL 42-4564 19 7 2 56 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
For the Cincy FtF, Mannequin/Crip are organizing a visit to the Great American Ball
Park on the Friday night (16 Jul, 7:10 start time) to watch the Reds/Brewers game. If
interested, please contact Crip through gwerner - @ - twcny dot rr dot com. Because
of Covid, tickets are being sold in specific pods, so if 8 people want to go, we may
have to sit in two different groups. Please respond by 1 May if interested so we can
pre-purchase the tickets. -- Crip & Mannequin
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER devastated BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to $5 PROMINATOR in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND was bested by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 1 minute contest.
DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
INIGO MONTOYA lost to CHATROOMMATE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
JEDI YETI was overpowered by QUICK in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RAYNER overcame I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
BARNABUS CROW slimly won victory over JHANS CHAMPION in a popular 2 minute duel.
MR. BRATWURST won victory over CARNATION in a popular 1 minute fight.
MANAGING UP overpowered SIMPLY AMAZING in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was narrowly defeated by FLOYD in a 3 minute competition.
MR RIGHT HANDED was narrowly defeated by TOUCH BASE in a 2 minute match.
PRINCESS HOYT savagely defeated FIZZ AND FURS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
RODEKILL lost to MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF lost to GURGLES in a exciting 6 minute fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 26 - 14 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 41 - 37 - 2 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 9 - 0 0 |
Turn 252 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 92 67 0 376 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 92 73 0 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 108 64 0 220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 81 74 3 206 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 62 37 1 200 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 89 100 2 198 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 58 89 3 186 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 16 24 4 142 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 23 20 2 94 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 28 27 3 77 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171. The ten other most popular fighters were TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, RODEKILL 42-4564,
GURGLES 18-10111, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, BARNABUS CROW 20-501,
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, and RAYNER 20-182.
The least popular fighter this week was BALDING GRAY 42-5022. The other ten least
popular fighters were FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, JEDI YETI 18-10860, DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, MOD COD 55-2638, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, INIGO
MONTOYA 33-8054, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and CARNATION
97-7598.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 108 64 0 220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 42 53 3 193 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 29 38 2 144 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 33 36 0 181 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 81 74 3 206 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 28 27 3 77 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 32 24 3 174 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 89 100 2 198 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 92 73 0 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 350 216 5 196 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 73 124 1 164 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 65 85 2 72 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 92 67 0 376 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 41 30 0 204 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 16 24 4 142 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE