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Date   : 05/11/2021    Duedate: 05/24/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 253

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1097  766   6 58.9      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     88   29   1 75.2    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      42   71   0 37.2
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  284  298   8 48.8    6 DEADLINE 20/432       35   64   1 35.4
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                   7 CON + INSULT 32/442   83  160   2 34.2
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  181  259   5 41.1      I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

We had sixteen fights this turn.  Two were challenges, and there were two stand-ins.  
Nobody died.  Bad Signs avoided I'm Not Eggbert.

Well, the first challenge didn't go so hot.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (41-30-0,204) 
of BAD SIGNS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (108-64-0,220) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Mr. 
Beer challenged up a lot of fights, so I hope he learned plenty of skills.  And he's 
still our highest ranked Aimed Blow.  Chatroommate is our best Parry-Lunge.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (32-57-0,192) of BAD SIGNS challenged BARNABUS CROW (20-501) 
(42-53-3,193) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  OUT FOR A DUCK won victory over BARNABUS CROW in a 
1 minute Challenge battle.  So, Bad Signs didn't fare too badly with their challenges.

Same old Champion of the Horn.  BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (92-67-0,376) of BIG LAKE 
OUTCASTS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (92-73-0,234) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL 
demolished HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.  Wolfsnarl is still our 
leading Total Parry and the Champion of the Horn.  Play that horn, Wolfie.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (99-67-3,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (62-37-1,200) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  TANTRUM YOGA was viciously subdued by THE 
LEPER'S HAND in a popular 2 minute contest.  Mr. Hand, who won 24 points in this 
fight, is our highest ranked Lunger, as well as this turn's favorite fighter.  

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (89-100-2,198) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (43-30-0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  DIRTY DIAPERS demolished MR. BRATWURST in a 1 
minute mismatched competition.  Diapers is top Basher.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (45-60-0,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
(107-28) (0-0-0,200).  BALDING GRAY was defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an 
exciting 4 minute struggle.

RAYNER (20-182) (58-89-3,186) of DEADLINE fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (41-29-0,200) 
of COLOR ME SUAVE.  RAYNER handily defeated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.  
And as usual, Rayner is our top Parry-Riposte.

MOD COD (55-2638) (350-216-5,196) of RHYME TYME fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (73-
124-1,164) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  MOD COD vanquished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven 
duel.  The tough old Cod is still our overall popularity leader.

QUICK (81-2926) (49-51-2,185) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (49-55-
3,163) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  QUICK was vanquished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute uneven 
fight.  Quick lost 21 points in this fight.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (33-36-0,181) of CON + INSULT fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) 
(32-24-3,174) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  MANAGING UP viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a 
2 minute gory fight.

LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (28-28-2,141) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought CARNATION (97-
7598) (16-24-4,142) of FLOWER POWER.  LEPER'S OTHER HAND overpowered CARNATION in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.  Carnation is Storm Rock's leading Striker, due to 
being the only one.  What?  Why aren't there more Strikers?  I was a Striker.  It's a 
great style!

SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (29-38-2,144) of BIG LAKE PURE fought GURGLES (18-10111) (23-
20-2,94) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SIMPLY AMAZING savagely defeated GURGLES in a crowd 
pleasing 4 minute bloody match.  Gurgles is our top Parry-Strike.

PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (26-31-3,92) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought RODEKILL (42-4564) 
(19-7-2,56) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  PRINCESS HOYT devastated RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-
sided battle.  The Princess is top Slasher.  Rodekill, unfortunately, was voted least 
popular.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (65-85-2,72) of BASH BROS TIRES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING 
(107-2) (0-0-0,30).  MR RIGHT HANDED devastated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute 
mismatched bout.

TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (28-27-3,77) of HOUSE JHEREG fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-
5723) (18-34-0,71) of BIG LAKE PURE.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued MORYA 
CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.  Tem is our best Wall of Steel.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (25-45-1,81) of CON + INSULT fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (24-
7-0,70) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  TOUCH BASE viciously subdued FIZZ AND FURS in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.

Well, that's about all for now.  The weather's nice; I'm going on a camping trip.  See 
you in fourteen.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        93  67  0  396  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       109  64  0  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     63  37  1  224  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        90 100  2  211  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                59  89  3  209  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         99  68  3  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     41  31  0  201  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        33  57  0  199  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MOD COD 55-2638             351 216  5  198  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          92  74  0  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          34  36  0  189  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         42  54  3  187  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         45  61  0  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           50  55  3  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        41  30  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        73 125  1  180  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        43  31  0  172  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       32  25  3  172  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 QUICK 81-2926                49  52  2  164  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   29  28  2  153  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       30  38  2  146  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 CARNATION 97-7598            16  25  4  131  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        27  31  3  100  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 GURGLES 18-10111             23  21  2  100  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           26  45  1   95  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    29  27  3   83  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
-TAX PENALTY 72-7311          21  15  1   82  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      66  85  2   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       18  35  0   70  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        24   8  0   68  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-ASCENTION 20-840             17  12  1   59  VENDETTA (451)             SEAM
 RODEKILL 42-4564             19   8  2   55  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-SHOPPING CART 72-6836        22  20  1   54  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK won victory over BARNABUS CROW in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was viciously subdued by THE LEPER'S HAND in a popular 2 minute contest.
DIRTY DIAPERS demolished MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BALDING GRAY was defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
RAYNER handily defeated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOD COD vanquished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
QUICK was vanquished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MANAGING UP viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a 2 minute gory fight.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND overpowered CARNATION in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SIMPLY AMAZING savagely defeated GURGLES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
PRINCESS HOYT devastated RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MR RIGHT HANDED devastated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
TOUCH BASE viciously subdued FIZZ AND FURS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  36 -  2      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   9 -  0       0  |

Turn 253 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      93  67  0  396 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     109  64  0  237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940   63  37  1  224 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      90 100  2  211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              59  89  3  209 DEADLINE (432)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   41  31  0  201 BAD SIGNS (397)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          16  25  4  131 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125      27  31  3  100 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           23  21  2  100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  29  27  3   83 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOUCH BASE 
32-6828, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MR 
RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, OUT FOR A DUCK 
83-275, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and MANAGING UP 32-6819.

The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were QUICK 81-2926, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, 
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, CARNATION 97-7598, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, RAYNER 20-182, HARD 
KNOCKS 42-4555, GURGLES 18-10111, and JEDI YETI 18-10860.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  6 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      109  64  0  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               59  89  3  209  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      30  38  2  146  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         34  36  0  189  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   29  27  3   83  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      32  25  3  172  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       90 100  2  211  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        99  68  3  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            351 216  5  198  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       73 125  1  180  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     66  85  2   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       93  67  0  396  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    41  31  0  201  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           16  25  4  131  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.