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Date : 05/11/2021 Duedate: 05/24/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 253
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1097 766 6 58.9 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 88 29 1 75.2 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 42 71 0 37.2
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 284 298 8 48.8 6 DEADLINE 20/432 35 64 1 35.4
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 83 160 2 34.2
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 181 259 5 41.1 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
We had sixteen fights this turn. Two were challenges, and there were two stand-ins.
Nobody died. Bad Signs avoided I'm Not Eggbert.
Well, the first challenge didn't go so hot. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (41-30-0,204)
of BAD SIGNS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (108-64-0,220) of CENTER FOR OLDS.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Mr.
Beer challenged up a lot of fights, so I hope he learned plenty of skills. And he's
still our highest ranked Aimed Blow. Chatroommate is our best Parry-Lunge.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (32-57-0,192) of BAD SIGNS challenged BARNABUS CROW (20-501)
(42-53-3,193) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. OUT FOR A DUCK won victory over BARNABUS CROW in a
1 minute Challenge battle. So, Bad Signs didn't fare too badly with their challenges.
Same old Champion of the Horn. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (92-67-0,376) of BIG LAKE
OUTCASTS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (92-73-0,234) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL
demolished HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven Title fight. Wolfsnarl is still our
leading Total Parry and the Champion of the Horn. Play that horn, Wolfie.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (99-67-3,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (62-37-1,200) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TANTRUM YOGA was viciously subdued by THE
LEPER'S HAND in a popular 2 minute contest. Mr. Hand, who won 24 points in this
fight, is our highest ranked Lunger, as well as this turn's favorite fighter.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (89-100-2,198) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (43-30-0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DIRTY DIAPERS demolished MR. BRATWURST in a 1
minute mismatched competition. Diapers is top Basher.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (45-60-0,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(107-28) (0-0-0,200). BALDING GRAY was defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an
exciting 4 minute struggle.
RAYNER (20-182) (58-89-3,186) of DEADLINE fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (41-29-0,200)
of COLOR ME SUAVE. RAYNER handily defeated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
And as usual, Rayner is our top Parry-Riposte.
MOD COD (55-2638) (350-216-5,196) of RHYME TYME fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (73-
124-1,164) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. MOD COD vanquished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven
duel. The tough old Cod is still our overall popularity leader.
QUICK (81-2926) (49-51-2,185) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (49-55-
3,163) of CENTER FOR OLDS. QUICK was vanquished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute uneven
fight. Quick lost 21 points in this fight.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (33-36-0,181) of CON + INSULT fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158)
(32-24-3,174) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. MANAGING UP viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a
2 minute gory fight.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (28-28-2,141) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought CARNATION (97-
7598) (16-24-4,142) of FLOWER POWER. LEPER'S OTHER HAND overpowered CARNATION in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee. Carnation is Storm Rock's leading Striker, due to
being the only one. What? Why aren't there more Strikers? I was a Striker. It's a
great style!
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (29-38-2,144) of BIG LAKE PURE fought GURGLES (18-10111) (23-
20-2,94) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SIMPLY AMAZING savagely defeated GURGLES in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute bloody match. Gurgles is our top Parry-Strike.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (26-31-3,92) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought RODEKILL (42-4564)
(19-7-2,56) of COLOR ME SUAVE. PRINCESS HOYT devastated RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-
sided battle. The Princess is top Slasher. Rodekill, unfortunately, was voted least
popular.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (65-85-2,72) of BASH BROS TIRES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30). MR RIGHT HANDED devastated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute
mismatched bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (28-27-3,77) of HOUSE JHEREG fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-
5723) (18-34-0,71) of BIG LAKE PURE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued MORYA
CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout. Tem is our best Wall of Steel.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (25-45-1,81) of CON + INSULT fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (24-
7-0,70) of CENTER FOR OLDS. TOUCH BASE viciously subdued FIZZ AND FURS in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
Well, that's about all for now. The weather's nice; I'm going on a camping trip. See
you in fourteen.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 93 67 0 396 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 109 64 0 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 63 37 1 224 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 90 100 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 59 89 3 209 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 99 68 3 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 41 31 0 201 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 33 57 0 199 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MOD COD 55-2638 351 216 5 198 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 92 74 0 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MANAGING UP 32-6819 34 36 0 189 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 42 54 3 187 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 45 61 0 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 50 55 3 184 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 41 30 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 73 125 1 180 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 43 31 0 172 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 32 25 3 172 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
QUICK 81-2926 49 52 2 164 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 29 28 2 153 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 30 38 2 146 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
CARNATION 97-7598 16 25 4 131 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 27 31 3 100 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GURGLES 18-10111 23 21 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 26 45 1 95 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 29 27 3 83 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
-TAX PENALTY 72-7311 21 15 1 82 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 66 85 2 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 35 0 70 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 24 8 0 68 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-ASCENTION 20-840 17 12 1 59 VENDETTA (451) SEAM
RODEKILL 42-4564 19 8 2 55 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-SHOPPING CART 72-6836 22 20 1 54 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK won victory over BARNABUS CROW in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was viciously subdued by THE LEPER'S HAND in a popular 2 minute contest.
DIRTY DIAPERS demolished MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BALDING GRAY was defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
RAYNER handily defeated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOD COD vanquished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
QUICK was vanquished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MANAGING UP viciously subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a 2 minute gory fight.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND overpowered CARNATION in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SIMPLY AMAZING savagely defeated GURGLES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
PRINCESS HOYT devastated RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MR RIGHT HANDED devastated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued MORYA CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
TOUCH BASE viciously subdued FIZZ AND FURS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 15 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 36 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 9 - 0 0 |
Turn 253 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 93 67 0 396 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 109 64 0 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 63 37 1 224 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 90 100 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 59 89 3 209 DEADLINE (432)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 41 31 0 201 BAD SIGNS (397)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 16 25 4 131 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 27 31 3 100 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 23 21 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 29 27 3 83 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940. The ten other most popular fighters were TOUCH BASE
32-6828, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MR
RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, OUT FOR A DUCK
83-275, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and MANAGING UP 32-6819.
The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564. The other ten least
popular fighters were QUICK 81-2926, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403,
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, CARNATION 97-7598, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, RAYNER 20-182, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, GURGLES 18-10111, and JEDI YETI 18-10860.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 6 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 109 64 0 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 59 89 3 209 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 30 38 2 146 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 34 36 0 189 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 29 27 3 83 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 32 25 3 172 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 90 100 2 211 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 99 68 3 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 351 216 5 198 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 73 125 1 180 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 66 85 2 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 93 67 0 396 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 41 31 0 201 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 16 25 4 131 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.