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Date : 05/25/2021 Duedate: 06/07/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 254
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1101 772 6 58.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 89 29 1 75.4 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 289 301 8 49.0 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 43 72 0 37.4
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 6 DEADLINE 20/432 35 65 1 35.0
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 86 162 2 34.7
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 FLOWER POWER 97/444
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 184 261 6 41.3 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, hey there.
We had seventeen fights in Storm Rock today, including seven challenges. One poor sap
died. Bad Signs avoided I'm not Eggbert. They always do that, don't they? And we
have a new Champion of the Horn.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (21-15-1,82) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RODEKILL (42-4564)
(19-8-2,55) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TAX PENALTY butchered RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. Adding insult to injury, Rodekill was also voted this turn's least popular
fighter. Hmph.
As always, this arena's overall popularity leader is Mod Cod. MOD COD (55-2638) (351-
216-5,198) of RHYME TYME fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (45-61-0,186) of COLOR ME
SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Look at the
number of fights that fish has got! No wonder Mod Cod is very well known.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (93-67-0,396) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (109-64-0,237) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL lost to CHATROOMMATE in a
popular 5 minute Title duel. Chatroommate is still our leading Parry-Lunge and is now
the Champion of the Horn, and also is this turn's favorite fighter. Mr. Wolfsnarl is
still top Total Parry.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (42-54-3,187) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (92-74-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BARNABUS CROW devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Barnabus Crow gained 25 recognition points in that
fight.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (43-31-0,172) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (30-38-2,146) of BIG LAKE PURE. MR. BRATWURST was luckily beaten by SIMPLY
AMAZING in a 2 minute brawl. Mr. Bratwurst lost 17 points in that fight.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (34-36-0,189) of CON + INSULT challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(90-100-2,211) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. MANAGING UP was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a
popular 2 minute Challenge fight. Dirty Diapers is still our top Basher, and he was
the most challenged fighter.
CARNATION (97-7598) (16-25-4,131) of FLOWER POWER challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(73-125-1,180) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. CARNATION demolished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge competition. Carnation (who you'd think would be a girl, but no,
it's a golem) gained 36 points for that challenge. Carnation is our top, and only,
Striker.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (63-37-1,224) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200). THE LEPER'S HAND won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2
minute duel. Okay, The Leper's Hand is our top Lunger, and I think that was our only
fight with a stand-in today.
Spawn's Blue Beer is still the leading Aimed Blow around here. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-
403) (41-31-0,201) of BAD SIGNS challenged RAYNER (20-182) (59-89-3,209) of DEADLINE.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER won victory over RAYNER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl. And, Rayner
is our highest ranked Parry-Riposte.
Here's a nice little upset. Touch base challenged down 21 points to fight Mr Right
Handed. I'm not surprised he lost, though. Mr Righty is a lot more seasoned, and
that counts. TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (26-45-1,95) of CON + INSULT challenged MR RIGHT
HANDED (72-6876) (66-85-2,74) of BASH BROS TIRES. TOUCH BASE was viciously subdued by
MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute Challenge match.
Here's another down-challenge. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (29-27-3,83) of HOUSE
JHEREG challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (22-20-1,54) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute Challenge melee. For that,
Tem was awarded two points. But he's still our top Wall of Steel.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (27-31-3,100) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (24-8-0,68) of CENTER FOR OLDS. PRINCESS HOYT overpowered FIZZ AND FURS in a 2
minute gruesome uneven struggle. The Princess is our best Slasher.
GURGLES (18-10111) (23-21-2,100) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723)
(18-35-0,70) of BIG LAKE PURE. GURGLES savagely defeated MORYA CHAMPION in a 6 minute
bloody brawl. And Gurgles is top Parry-Strike.
Okay, that's all for now. Catch you in two weeks!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 110 64 0 258 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 64 37 1 232 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 91 100 2 216 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 100 68 3 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 43 54 3 212 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 93 68 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 45 62 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 42 31 0 207 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MOD COD 55-2638 352 216 5 205 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
RAYNER 20-182 59 90 3 198 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 33 58 0 197 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 51 55 3 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 33 25 3 190 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
MANAGING UP 32-6819 34 37 0 187 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 92 75 0 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 41 31 0 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 31 38 2 171 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
QUICK 81-2926 50 52 2 168 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 17 25 4 167 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 43 32 0 155 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 29 29 2 151 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 73 126 1 145 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 28 31 3 111 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GURGLES 18-10111 24 21 2 102 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 22 15 2 100 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 67 85 2 93 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 30 27 3 85 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 26 46 1 80 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 36 0 74 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 24 9 0 66 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 22 21 1 58 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
RODEKILL 42-4564 19 9 2 54 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
RODEKILL 42-4564 19 9 2 COLOR ME SUAVE 365 TAX PENALTY 72-7311 254
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was demolished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER won victory over RAYNER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
MANAGING UP was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
CARNATION demolished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
TOUCH BASE was viciously subdued by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute Challenge match.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL lost to CHATROOMMATE in a popular 5 minute Title duel.
THE LEPER'S HAND won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was defeated by JHANS CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute match.
MOD COD overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JEDI YETI demolished LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MR. BRATWURST was luckily beaten by SIMPLY AMAZING in a 2 minute brawl.
QUICK overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 3 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
PRINCESS HOYT overpowered FIZZ AND FURS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
GURGLES savagely defeated MORYA CHAMPION in a 6 minute bloody brawl.
TAX PENALTY butchered RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 2 - 0 85 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 15 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 36 - 2 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 16 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
Turn 254 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 110 64 0 258 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 64 37 1 232 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 91 100 2 216 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 93 68 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 42 31 0 207 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 59 90 3 198 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 17 25 4 167 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 28 31 3 111 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 24 21 2 102 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 30 27 3 85 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The ten other most popular fighters were TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, JEDI YETI 18-10860, QUICK 81-2926, SPAWN'S BLUE
BEER 83-403, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.
The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564. The other ten least
popular fighters were BALDING GRAY 42-5022, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, FIZZ AND FURS
18-9959, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555,
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, MOD COD 55-2638, MANAGING UP 32-6819, and RAYNER 20-182.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 3 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 1
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 5 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 110 64 0 258 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 43 54 3 212 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 31 38 2 171 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 34 37 0 187 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 30 27 3 85 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 33 25 3 190 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 91 100 2 216 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 100 68 3 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 352 216 5 205 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 73 126 1 145 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 22 15 2 100 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 64 37 1 232 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 42 31 0 207 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 17 25 4 167 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE