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Date   : 05/25/2021    Duedate: 06/07/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 254

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1101  772   6 58.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     89   29   1 75.4      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  289  301   8 49.0    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      43   72   0 37.4
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                   6 DEADLINE 20/432       35   65   1 35.0
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  7 CON + INSULT 32/442   86  162   2 34.7
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    FLOWER POWER 97/444
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  184  261   6 41.3      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375                     I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well, hey there.

We had seventeen fights in Storm Rock today, including seven challenges.  One poor sap 
died.  Bad Signs avoided I'm not Eggbert.  They always do that, don't they?  And we 
have a new Champion of the Horn.

TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (21-15-1,82) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RODEKILL (42-4564) 
(19-8-2,55) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  TAX PENALTY butchered RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided 
fight.  Adding insult to injury, Rodekill was also voted this turn's least popular 
fighter.  Hmph.

As always, this arena's overall popularity leader is Mod Cod.  MOD COD (55-2638) (351-
216-5,198) of RHYME TYME fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (45-61-0,186) of COLOR ME 
SUAVE.  MOD COD overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Look at the 
number of fights that fish has got!  No wonder Mod Cod is very well known.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (93-67-0,396) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (109-64-0,237) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL lost to CHATROOMMATE in a 
popular 5 minute Title duel.  Chatroommate is still our leading Parry-Lunge and is now 
the Champion of the Horn, and also is this turn's favorite fighter.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is 
still top Total Parry.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (42-54-3,187) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (92-74-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BARNABUS CROW devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Barnabus Crow gained 25 recognition points in that 
fight.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (43-31-0,172) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (30-38-2,146) of BIG LAKE PURE.  MR. BRATWURST was luckily beaten by SIMPLY 
AMAZING in a 2 minute brawl.  Mr. Bratwurst lost 17 points in that fight.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (34-36-0,189) of CON + INSULT challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(90-100-2,211) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  MANAGING UP was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 
popular 2 minute Challenge fight.  Dirty Diapers is still our top Basher, and he was 
the most challenged fighter.

CARNATION (97-7598) (16-25-4,131) of FLOWER POWER challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(73-125-1,180) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  CARNATION demolished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge competition.  Carnation (who you'd think would be a girl, but no, 
it's a golem) gained 36 points for that challenge.  Carnation is our top, and only, 
Striker.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (63-37-1,224) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200).  THE LEPER'S HAND won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 
minute duel.  Okay, The Leper's Hand is our top Lunger, and I think that was our only 
fight with a stand-in today.

Spawn's Blue Beer is still the leading Aimed Blow around here.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-
403) (41-31-0,201) of BAD SIGNS challenged RAYNER (20-182) (59-89-3,209) of DEADLINE.  
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER won victory over RAYNER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.  And, Rayner 
is our highest ranked Parry-Riposte.

Here's a nice little upset.  Touch base challenged down 21 points to fight Mr Right 
Handed.  I'm not surprised he lost, though.  Mr Righty is a lot more seasoned, and 
that counts.  TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (26-45-1,95) of CON + INSULT challenged MR RIGHT 
HANDED (72-6876) (66-85-2,74) of BASH BROS TIRES.  TOUCH BASE was viciously subdued by 
MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute Challenge match.

Here's another down-challenge.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (29-27-3,83) of HOUSE 
JHEREG challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (22-20-1,54) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  TEM OF 
SMALLCLIFF savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute Challenge melee.  For that, 
Tem was awarded two points.  But he's still our top Wall of Steel.

PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (27-31-3,100) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (24-8-0,68) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  PRINCESS HOYT overpowered FIZZ AND FURS in a 2 
minute gruesome uneven struggle.  The Princess is our best Slasher.

GURGLES (18-10111) (23-21-2,100) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) 
(18-35-0,70) of BIG LAKE PURE.  GURGLES savagely defeated MORYA CHAMPION in a 6 minute 
bloody brawl.  And Gurgles is top Parry-Strike.

Okay, that's all for now.  Catch you in two weeks!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       110  64  0  258  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     64  37  1  232  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        91 100  2  216  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        100  68  3  214  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         43  54  3  212  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        93  68  0  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         45  62  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     42  31  0  207  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MOD COD 55-2638             352 216  5  205  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 RAYNER 20-182                59  90  3  198  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        33  58  0  197  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           51  55  3  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       33  25  3  190  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          34  37  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          92  75  0  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        41  31  0  175  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       31  38  2  171  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 QUICK 81-2926                50  52  2  168  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598            17  25  4  167  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        43  32  0  155  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   29  29  2  151  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        73 126  1  145  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        28  31  3  111  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 GURGLES 18-10111             24  21  2  102  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          22  15  2  100  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      67  85  2   93  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    30  27  3   85  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           26  46  1   80  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       18  36  0   74  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        24   9  0   66  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        22  21  1   58  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 RODEKILL 42-4564             19   9  2   54  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
RODEKILL 42-4564          19   9  2 COLOR ME SUAVE 365     TAX PENALTY 72-7311       254

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was demolished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER won victory over RAYNER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
MANAGING UP was bested by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
CARNATION demolished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
TOUCH BASE was viciously subdued by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute Challenge match.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL lost to CHATROOMMATE in a popular 5 minute Title duel.
THE LEPER'S HAND won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was defeated by JHANS CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute match.
MOD COD overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JEDI YETI demolished LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MR. BRATWURST was luckily beaten by SIMPLY AMAZING in a 2 minute brawl.
QUICK overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 3 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
PRINCESS HOYT overpowered FIZZ AND FURS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
GURGLES savagely defeated MORYA CHAMPION in a 6 minute bloody brawl.
TAX PENALTY butchered RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   2 -  0      85  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  36 -  2      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  16 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   8 -  0      11  |

Turn 254 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     110  64  0  258 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940   64  37  1  232 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      91 100  2  216 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      93  68  0  210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   42  31  0  207 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              59  90  3  198 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          17  25  4  167 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125      28  31  3  111 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           24  21  2  102 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  30  27  3   85 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were TEM OF 
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, JEDI YETI 18-10860, QUICK 81-2926, SPAWN'S BLUE 
BEER 83-403, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.

The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BALDING GRAY 42-5022, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, FIZZ AND FURS 
18-9959, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, MOD COD 55-2638, MANAGING UP 32-6819, and RAYNER 20-182.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          3  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 1  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  2 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  5 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      110  64  0  258  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        43  54  3  212  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      31  38  2  171  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         34  37  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   30  27  3   85  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      33  25  3  190  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       91 100  2  216  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       100  68  3  214  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            352 216  5  205  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       73 126  1  145  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311         22  15  2  100  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940    64  37  1  232  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    42  31  0  207  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           17  25  4  167  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE