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Date : 06/08/2021 Duedate: 06/21/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 255
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1108 775 7 58.8 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 90 29 1 75.6 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 45 72 0 38.5
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 292 306 8 48.8 6 DEADLINE 20/432 35 66 1 34.7
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 7 CON + INSULT 32/442 88 165 2 34.8
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 109 170 4 39.1 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey you guys!
Well, another fortnight, another turn. There were sixteen fights today, six
challenges, one stand-in, and one death. Bad Signs avoided Big Lake Bashers.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (43-54-3,212) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged TANTRUM YOGA (42-
4563) (100-68-3,214) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BARNABUS CROW was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (42-31-0,207) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (93-68-0,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER handily defeated BURM
WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge match. Mr. Beer is our top Aimed Blow and Mr.
Wolfsnarl is the leading Total Parry.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (33-58-0,197) of BAD SIGNS challenged BALDING GRAY (42-5022)
(45-62-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OUT FOR A DUCK viciously subdued BALDING GRAY in a 5
minute Challenge brawl.
CARNATION (97-7598) (17-25-4,167) of FLOWER POWER challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(73-126-1,145) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. CARNATION was defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match. Carnation is our leading, and only, Striker.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (30-27-3,85) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SHOPPING CART (72-
6836) (22-21-1,58) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued
SHOPPING CART in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel. Tem is our top Wall of Steel.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (26-46-1,80) of CON + INSULT challenged TAX PENALTY (72-7311)
(22-15-2,100) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE. TOUCH BASE bested TAX PENALTY in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (110-64-0,258) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (64-37-1,232) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. CHATROOMMATE handily defeated THE LEPER'S
HAND in a 1 minute uneven Title fight. The Roomie is still Champion of the Horn, and
our highest ranked Parry-Lunge.
MOD COD (55-2638) (352-216-5,205) of RHYME TYME fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (41-31-
0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD vanquished $5 PROMINATOR in an action packed 1
minute uneven duel. Mr. Cod is still our overall popularity leader and our top
Lunger.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (51-55-3,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (59-90-
3,198) of DEADLINE. JEDI YETI savagely defeated RAYNER in an action packed 3 minute
gory duel. So, Rayner is top Parry-Riposte and Jedi Yeti is this turn's favorite
fighter.
Here's the death. HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (92-75-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought
LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (29-29-2,151) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. HARD KNOCKS
assassinated LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 1 minute uneven match.
JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (33-25-3,190) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (34-37-0,187) of CON + INSULT. JHANS CHAMPION overpowered MANAGING UP in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
QUICK (81-2926) (50-52-2,168) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (43-
32-0,155) of COLOR ME SUAVE. QUICK was devastated by MR. BRATWURST in an exciting 1
minute mismatched conflict. Bratwurst is top Basher.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (31-38-2,171) of BIG LAKE PURE fought GURGLES (18-10111) (24-
21-2,102) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SIMPLY AMAZING subdued GURGLES in a popular 5 minute
brawl. Gurgles is our top Parry-Strike.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (28-31-3,111) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (67-85-2,93) of BASH BROS TIRES. PRINCESS HOYT handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED
in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. The Princess is our highest ranked Slasher, while
Mr Right Handed is today's least popular fighter.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (19-9-2,54) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2)
(0-0-0,30). RODEKILL viciously subdued CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bout. Well, good.
MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (18-36-0,74) of BIG LAKE PURE fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959)
(24-9-0,66) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MORYA CHAMPION was overcome by FIZZ AND FURS in a 3
minute bout.
That's all, and it's a pretty nice day. I'm heading out to the nearest fishing hole.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 111 64 0 283 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 43 31 0 231 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 101 68 3 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 93 75 1 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 91 100 2 216 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
MOD COD 55-2638 353 216 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 34 58 0 207 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 64 38 1 202 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 52 55 3 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 25 3 200 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 43 55 3 198 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 45 63 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 93 69 0 193 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 59 91 3 190 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 41 32 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 34 38 0 180 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 44 32 0 173 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 32 38 2 173 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 74 126 1 162 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
QUICK 81-2926 50 53 2 154 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 29 30 2 154 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 17 26 4 151 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 29 31 3 116 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GURGLES 18-10111 24 22 2 114 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 27 46 1 100 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 67 86 2 88 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 31 27 3 87 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 22 16 2 86 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 25 9 0 75 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 37 0 69 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 22 22 1 61 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
RODEKILL 42-4564 20 9 2 56 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
LEPER'S OTHER HAN 81-3171 29 30 2 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 439 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 255
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER handily defeated BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
OUT FOR A DUCK viciously subdued BALDING GRAY in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
CARNATION was defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
TOUCH BASE bested TAX PENALTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
CHATROOMMATE handily defeated THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
MOD COD vanquished $5 PROMINATOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
JEDI YETI savagely defeated RAYNER in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
HARD KNOCKS assassinated LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 1 minute uneven match.
JHANS CHAMPION overpowered MANAGING UP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
QUICK was devastated by MR. BRATWURST in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SIMPLY AMAZING subdued GURGLES in a popular 5 minute brawl.
PRINCESS HOYT handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RODEKILL viciously subdued CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MORYA CHAMPION was overcome by FIZZ AND FURS in a 3 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 15 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 43 - 35 - 2 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 15 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 20 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
Turn 255 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 111 64 0 283 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 43 31 0 231 BAD SIGNS (397)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 353 216 5 215 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 93 69 0 193 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 59 91 3 190 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 44 32 0 173 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 17 26 4 151 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 29 31 3 116 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 24 22 2 114 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 31 27 3 87 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK
83-275, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, TEM
OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, MOD COD 55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, and TAX PENALTY 72-7311.
The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876. The other ten least
popular fighters were LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, QUICK
81-2926, MANAGING UP 32-6819, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, FIZZ AND
FURS 18-9959, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, and GURGLES 18-10111.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 3 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 3 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 1 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 4 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 2 0 0
ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
MURSKA(35) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 111 64 0 283 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 43 55 3 198 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 32 38 2 173 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 34 38 0 180 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 31 27 3 87 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 25 3 200 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 101 68 3 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 353 216 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 74 126 1 162 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 67 86 2 88 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 64 38 1 202 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 43 31 0 231 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 17 26 4 151 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
RUDE RICK (18-10632) WEIRD STUDENTS (723)
KNITTED AFGHAN (73-4123) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
INNEY AUDI (82-5509) FARFIGNEWTONS (673)
GEORGE W BUSH LEAGUE (82-10150) SAFE ON AN ERROR (1500)
YUTICU (82-35822) WOTB A30 (5910)
VAMPIRIC MAIL (84-9355) SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)
PROVE PLANKING (85-12093) JAN 16 T (2205)
PONDER (85-24880) VERBS II (4573)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes