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Date : 06/22/2021 Duedate: 07/05/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 256
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1111 782 7 58.7 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 91 29 1 75.8 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 297 309 8 49.0 6 CON + INSULT 32/442 63 112 0 36.0
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 7 DEADLINE 20/432 35 67 1 34.3
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 111 172 4 39.2
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi.
There were 15 fights this turn, three challenges, no deaths. We only have one Striker
currently active in this arena.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (43-55-3,198) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JHANS CHAMPION (36-
8158) (34-25-3,200) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. BARNABUS CROW bested JHANS CHAMPION in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight. Jhans Champion is today's favorite fighter.
CARNATION (97-7598) (17-26-4,151) of FLOWER POWER challenged JEDI YETI (18-10860) (52-
55-3,202) of CENTER FOR OLDS. CARNATION was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge melee. Carnation is our one, our only, top Striker. Is it true
Jedi Yeti is a golem? Anyway, Carnation still rose two points in the rankings.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (27-46-1,100) of CON + INSULT challenged TAX PENALTY (72-7311)
(22-16-2,86) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE. TOUCH BASE was overpowered by TAX PENALTY in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel.
We have a new Champion of the Horn. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (111-64-0,283) of CENTER
FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (353-216-5,215) of RHYME TYME. CHATROOMMATE was
overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title match. So, the Cod is now our
leading Lunger, overall popularity leader, and leader of the parade in Storm Rock.
You know, if there was a parade. There ought to be a parade. And Chatroommate is
still the top Parry-Lunge.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (101-68-3,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113)
(93-69-0,193) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. TANTRUM YOGA was narrowly defeated by BURM
WOLFSNARL in an exciting 2 minute struggle. Wolfsnarl is our top Total Parry. Burm
Wolfsnarl went up 29 points in the rankings after this victory.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (93-75-1,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (64-38-1,202) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by THE
LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute uneven fight. Hard Knocks is back to being our top Aimed
Blow.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (45-63-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24)
(0-0-0,181). BALDING GRAY was vanquished by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute uneven
duel.
RAYNER (20-182) (59-91-3,190) of DEADLINE fought LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (29-30-
2,154) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. RAYNER lost to LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 2 minute duel.
Rayner is our highest ranked Parry-Lunge.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (34-38-0,180) of CON + INSULT fought QUICK (81-2926) (50-53-
2,154) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. MANAGING UP overpowered QUICK in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (32-38-2,173) of BIG LAKE PURE fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107)
(41-32-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SIMPLY AMAZING overcame $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute
bout.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (74-126-1,162) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought MR. BRATWURST (42-
5106) (44-32-0,173) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST
in a 1 minute one-sided match. Mr. Bratwurst is Storm Rock's top Basher.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (29-31-3,116) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought GURGLES (18-10111)
(24-22-2,114) of CENTER FOR OLDS. PRINCESS HOYT devastated GURGLES in a 1 minute one-
sided battle. Gurgles is still our top Parry-Strike, and Princess Hoyt is our leading
Slasher.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (67-86-2,88) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30). MR RIGHT HANDED was bested by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute
bout.
SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (22-22-1,61) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought RODEKILL (42-4564)
(20-9-2,56) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHOPPING CART unbelievably bested RODEKILL in a
popular 1 minute gruesome conflict.
MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (18-37-0,69) of BIG LAKE PURE fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959)
(25-9-0,75) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MORYA CHAMPION was defeated by FIZZ AND FURS in a 5
minute struggle. Hm. Morya Champion was voted least popular by today's spectators.
Fizz and Furs is our top Wall of Steel.
Well, that's it. Enjoy the nice summer weather.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 354 216 5 250 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 43 31 0 231 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 94 69 0 222 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 65 38 1 222 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 91 100 2 216 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 111 65 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 44 55 3 210 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 34 58 0 207 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 53 55 3 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 101 69 3 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 93 76 1 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 26 3 197 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 33 38 2 187 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 35 38 0 184 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 45 32 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 45 64 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 30 30 2 178 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 41 33 0 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 59 92 3 167 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 74 127 1 158 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
CARNATION 97-7598 17 27 4 153 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
QUICK 81-2926 50 54 2 151 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 30 31 3 126 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GURGLES 18-10111 24 23 2 105 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 23 16 2 100 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 31 27 3 87 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 27 47 1 85 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 26 9 0 78 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 23 22 1 72 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 38 0 70 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 67 87 2 55 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
RODEKILL 42-4564 20 10 2 52 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW bested JHANS CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
CARNATION was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TOUCH BASE was overpowered by TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
CHATROOMMATE was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
TANTRUM YOGA was narrowly defeated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BALDING GRAY was vanquished by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
RAYNER lost to LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 2 minute duel.
MANAGING UP overpowered QUICK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIMPLY AMAZING overcame $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute bout.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRINCESS HOYT devastated GURGLES in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MR RIGHT HANDED was bested by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute bout.
SHOPPING CART unbelievably bested RODEKILL in a popular 1 minute gruesome conflict.
MORYA CHAMPION was defeated by FIZZ AND FURS in a 5 minute struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 33 - 2 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 17 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 18 - 1 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
Turn 256 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 354 216 5 250 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 94 69 0 222 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 111 65 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 93 76 1 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 45 32 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 59 92 3 167 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 17 27 4 153 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 30 31 3 126 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 24 23 2 105 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 26 9 0 78 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, TAX
PENALTY 72-7311, MOD COD 55-2638, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, JEDI YETI 18-10860, THE
LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, and MANAGING UP 32-6819.
The least popular fighter this week was MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723. The other ten least
popular fighters were GURGLES 18-10111, QUICK 81-2926, BALDING GRAY 42-5022,
CARNATION 97-7598, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, RAYNER 20-182, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, FIZZ AND
FURS 18-9959, RODEKILL 42-4564, and PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 5 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 111 65 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 44 55 3 210 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 33 38 2 187 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 35 38 0 184 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 26 3 197 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 101 69 3 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 354 216 5 250 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 74 127 1 158 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 23 16 2 100 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 94 69 0 222 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 17 27 4 153 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE